Time to put a bow around this thingamabob. Let's dive right in. Niiiiiiiiiiiicccccce Beaver (+13.5) at Washington State (6:30, CW) Don't laugh, this in-season re-match is for the 2-PAC Title! Somehow, Wazzu even makes a bowl if they win. Hoping for fun weather, at least. Castrated Turkeys (+8.5) at Wahoowa (7:00, ESPN) Surely, UVA
Tag: plenty of average JV NFL to peruse
22 Nov 2025 JV NFL Night Thread
We will miss these JV NFL nights when they are gone. Keep that in mind and STAY AWAKE!! And while you are contemplative, do commemorate the 13th anniversary of Most GlorioUs Butt Fumble in whatever fashion your faith allows. h/t Rikki for the prescient reminder! And think of all the NEW butt-related
18 Oct 2025 JV NFL Night Thread
The people demand MOAR, and here is what y'all get: Paedo State (+2.5) at Team Cornpone (7:00, Peacock) Oh man, the Sickos Committee has to be ALL OVER this shitfest. It will trly be an offense against God and Man. Tennessee (+7.5) at Roll Damn Tide (7:30, ABC) Derby Nite! Intersectional/border state hatred often
New Derby Fuel – Kashyap Patel is a Redsh*te
I learn so many interesting things from my trans-Atlantic imaginary frenemies (ie, NSNO - the Everton message board), but this is the tidbit that might have finally broken me beyond reason. Kashyap Patel is apparently a Redshite supporter. NOW, do you believe me about this...monstrosity masquerading as a football club being
A Calmer Week of JV NFL
JV Night Time is teh Right Time
Let's hope that Bama/Noles tilt was nap-friendly, cause BOY HOWDY does the evening slate tilt late af. Coastal Carolina (+11.5) at Wahoowa (6:00, ACCN) Fun Moneyline upset pick #2. Because why not? Chanticleers is the best nickname in sportsball, and it ain't even close. LSU (+4.5) at Clemson (7:30, ABC) The Humbling of Brian Kelly,
Another JV NFL Night Thread – 30 Nov 2024
Hooray, we made it to NFL eve. Still some decent action on offer in the JV weight class! Purdue (+29) at Indiana (7:00, FS1) Hoosiers need a "statement win" for the playoff committee. Not saying they *MUST* cover the hellacious spread, but they'd be advised to leave no doubts. Steerfuckers North (+6) at
Footy Footy Everywhere – A Discussion in Two Parts
October 2024 “JV Alone” Footed Ball Funsies
Because the current Darkest Timeline isn't enough for my asshole brain, I am reading Hunter S. Thompson's Fear and Loathing on the Campaign Trail '72 at present. Holy shit, was that drug-addled lunatic ever a unique and insightful author. Highly recommended. Now, to the games. Hopefully, you remembered to sleep in. South Cakalaky
