Fuck off, humanity. Also the Prem is currently ded to me (but here is the link to the schedule). Also, none of us deserve cheerleader pics. Florida (+21.5) at Texas (Noon, ABC) Fuck both of these states and the vast majority of their residents. This window is horrific, though. Fitting. West By God
Tag: plenty of bad JV NFL on teevee
Evening of Nothingness Open Thread
Hey, if you thought Dayime Slate was rough, wait until you see what Satan's got cooking LATE! Bonfire Cult (-3) at South Cakalaky (7:30, ABC) I'm a little surprised A&M is favoUred here. Does one REALLY trust them in a nighttime road fixture, against a mid-level SEC opponent? I sure doesn't. Troi Boiz
Just Another Sabado de los Footy
I have no overarching theme this week. Keep those brains turned off and treat yo'self. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gSjM5B3QNlw Fronk's Hammers welcome Our Brand Is Crisis Chelski (7:30, USA), quite plausibly worth your asshole mind waking you up. I mean, mine's will regardless, why not look on the plus side. I refuse to make any mention of the
Night FITBAW Deserves a Quiet Night?
Hippo Nighttime in 2023 BEGINS!
Farewell to August (JV NFL Week Nil Night Thread)
If y'all thought the afternoon schedule was ridiculous, we are entering into (S)sublime territory. FOAR Ballsy: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vvAOW1oTMuw Ballsy: Thank you Hippo! May The Pills Be With U! I'll chip in with some thoughts and/or cheerleaders. UMass (+6.5) at New Mexico State (7:00, ESPN) I shit thee not, Team #133 out of 133 D-1A schools
Lesser Week el Tres, JV NFL Week Nil Open Thread
Apparently, 26 August is National Blow Notre Dame Day (congratulations to those who celebrate). Not much other excuse for them playing bad-even-for-their-recent-history Naval Academy crew...with essentially the ENTIRE slate to themselves. Seriously, this is absolute monkey feces. But I get ahead of myself, we have good Premiership action first. Cherries host Spurs
Wrapping Up the JV Playoff Field – Nighty-Night Thread
October 2022’s Last Stand (Open Night Thread)
Michigan State (+22.5) at Michigan (7:30, ABC) I swear, that's SO MANY games with this betting line. Speaks to the bad schedule, but at least we get a good numerical coincidence. Kenfucky (+11.5) at Tennessee (7:00, ESPN) Trappiest of trap games since TCU/WVU. I expect this to be neck and neck wel into
MOAR Saturday Funsies – Early Thread
Good morning! God's in His heaven, MRSA Dreamboat is 3-5. Let's do some Sabado-ing. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SLOr7G0ZM4M Leicester and City of Men kick our day off (7:30, USA), and it is worth a viewing. You can nap later. Hulk SMASH! the recent "Foxy Footy competence boomlet" - at least, humanity hopes. USA has the
