November Spawned 2025 Footy Thread

King Hippo - November 1, 2025October 30, 2025

Good Christ, no matches today until...fucking ELEVEN??? Even then, the action is...not great, Bob! At least Mighty Whitey get an easy win (Wolves are sub-Jest calibre), and we see if the King's Afrikan Water Pistols manage MOAR than their usual 1-nil over Boo-urnley. Everton don't play until Monday night. Huzzah. Paedo State (+20.5)

Mid-October JV Goodness

King Hippo - October 11, 2025October 10, 2025

Holy cats, just SO MANY good matchups today. Almost makes up for it being another stupid international break (in the footy). To the fixtures! Roll Damn Tide (-2.5) at Mizzou (Noon, ABC) Nobody knows if Mizzou is legit, but early on they look better despite losing their long-term QB and 2nd round

27 Sept 2025 Night JV NFL Thread

King Hippo - September 27, 2025September 25, 2025

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Pop your TV-watching viagra, because the hits just keep on coming! Bear Down FOAR Midterms (+6.5) at Cornpone State (7:00, ESPN) Iowa State really doesn't have the explosive offense to really pull away, most weeks. Maybe the Fightin' Blax will stand their ground? Oregon (+3.5) at Paedo State (7:30, NBC) Ugh, Darkest Timeline. I

Saturday De-motivational #1

King Hippo - December 7, 2024December 4, 2024

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Maybe I will keep doing this once the games stop, and I need something to write about. Take it away, Onion scientists! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bex5LyzbbBE Yeah, no arguing with the data. At least we have some mild distractions: Iowa State (+2) v. Arizona State - Big Twalve Championship, JerralWorld (Noon, ABC) New blood, indeed. Shit, Cornpone

JV NFL to End November 2024

King Hippo - November 30, 2024November 30, 2024

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Ugh, it is soooooo close to December. No me gusta. Yes, I am still being a Bitter Blue about the Prem. Such is life. Michigan (+19.5) at tOhio State (Noon, FOX) Coach Samsquanch finally gets the monkey off his back, but I think this is an easy Wolverines cover. Think 23-10 or some shit

JV NFL for 23 Nov 2004 (Late)

King Hippo - November 23, 2024November 21, 2024

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In case you enjoyed the early slate and would like even more JV NFL: Army (+14.5) v. Notre Dame @ Damn YankeesVille (7:00, NBC) I wish I had a better piece of shade to throw at Yankee Stadium. My brain is borken, just deal. Washington State (-12.5) at Oregon State (7:00, CW) Too bad

Mandatorium Eve JV NFL Goodness

Game Preview

King Hippo - October 12, 2024October 11, 2024

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Do NOT forget! Report to the Clubhouse by 9:30a EST tomorrow. or serious imaginary consequences shall ensue. Florida (+15.5) at Tennessee (7:00, ESPN) It seems like 15+ years since this game actually meant something, other than to demonstrate the fashion risk of the coloUr orange. tOSU (-3) at Oregon (7:30, NBC) Will this one be

Raging JV Semis Thread (Also Open Monday Yada Yada)

King Hippo - January 1, 2024January 1, 2024

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Was everybody amply and appropriately bored with the appetizer games? #MeToo. Now, let's dig into that main fucking course. Alabama (+2) v. Michigan (5:00, ESPN) One might think this is hangover mercy, putting the better matchup/de facto championship game in the early slot. But apparently this is solely to satisfy the Rose Bowl

Last Full JV Night Thread

Lesser Sports

King Hippo - November 25, 2023November 22, 2023

Man, am I ever going to miss this feeling. Of having the multitudes for FITBAW sustenance. But for every season, yada yada. As Sir Anthony Hopkins (as CS Lewis) said in Shadowlands, the sorrow now is part of the joy then. That was a really good moviefilm. Ballsy: It will not surprise

Holiday House Saturday Lesser Footy

King Hippo - November 25, 2023November 22, 2023

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I guess it makes sense to feature this during Thanksgiving: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X9fk2aLY07o Fuck, ain't that just amazing work? Now, exit your nostalgic stupor, we've got FOOTBALL to watch. City of Men take on the filthy Redshite, bright and early (7:30, Peacock). YMMV, but I can't really bear to watch. Robins Hood and Trashbirds get the