Better Know a WWC Participant – Argentina!

It takes some digging to come up with some real insight on second-tier women's national futbol sides.  But alas, we only conscripted 2pack for the one preview.  Unless the Clubhouse LOUDLY demands MOAR!! In the meantime, Hippo takes one ass cheek into the Argentine wilds.  It seems familiar territory, as (i) Bernard

The Legend of (Pretend) Bernard Gilkey – Day and Night Open Thread

No doubt you remember the original.  #BFIB regular, excellent defender in LF (before such was really appreciated, sadly), well-rounded offensive profile.  A few Hollywood cameos, even! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JsLRtId0WPk Well, he's been re-born as a Salford-native midfielder-turned-manager, thanks to Football Manager 2020.  He would have stayed at Everton forever, but the Board pissed him

Tales From Pretend 2110-11

I meant to draft a full DONKS WOO!!! (Now With Teddy Ballgame) preview.  But I had a 48-hour migraine from hayell, and I can barely string two sentences together. Pictured is my record signing, $187M (on tha muthafuckin' cooooppp) for a 24-year old, dominant keeper.  I am immature, and the phrasing

27 June Lesser Madness Thread

Tis a strange schedule.  You get one Premiership fixture each day, at bizarre times.  Saturday has ONLY the early bird special, which features Euro-curious Wolves away to "just happy to be here" Villa (7:30, NBCSN).  I feel like a lunatic setting me alarms for this.  But I will.  Saints at