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Mr. Ayo - December 1, 2023December 1, 2023

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TGIF! WTH? It's December? Also, having to blog on vacation is the worst. I hope I get double time for this. Survival - Personal Edition Again, vacation, so I'm going to keep this short and sweet. Today we're going to identify the signs that you are not, in fact, over your ex.

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Mr. Ayo - November 24, 2023November 24, 2023

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TGIF! I hope everyone had as an enjoyable Thanksgiving as I did. Survival - Personal Edition Let's discuss golfing. Specifically, let's talk about when you get mad and how to control that rage. Set down anything you might break or intend to use as a weapon. Drop your clubs, bag, balls -

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Mr. Ayo - November 17, 2023November 17, 2023

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TGIF! May your wrist ligaments still be intact. As none of you will remember, I fractured and dislocated my CMC joint which is the joint that connects the base of your thumb with your wrist. You folks have no idea the misery and humiliation having to learn to wipe with

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Mr. Ayo - November 10, 2023November 10, 2023

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TGIF! Remember to read the reviews before you purchase a refurbished vacuum. Sure, the Ret. Dr. RTD will audibly and quite physically dissuade you from buying used, but it turns out repairing broken Dyson vacuums is both easy and economical. Survival - Personal Edition Today we're going to cover being lost in

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Mr. Ayo - November 3, 2023November 3, 2023

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TGIF! Be alert! Conor Stalions is probably stealing your signs right this moment. Survival - Personal Edition One of the worst aspects of a job is when they want you to fly somewhere. Even worse, they control the arrangements which means your sorry ass is flying coach somewhere. Of course, most of

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Mr. Ayo - October 20, 2023October 20, 2023

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TGIF! Glad the week is over. I did way too much actual work this week and felt way too much stress. That's unhealthy. But! We have a great weekend ahead of us before it all starts again. Survival - Personal Edition Now that we're deep into football season, footy season, JV football

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Mr. Ayo - October 13, 2023October 13, 2023

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TGIF! Just realized it's Friday the 13th. Have I just improved my social circles or is this date no longer talked about as a bad omen? Discuss amongst yourselves. Survival - Personal Edition With summer ending and fall starting, the temperatures are dropping. And that change harkens the end of the golfing

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Mr. Ayo - October 6, 2023October 6, 2023

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TGIF! It's October everyone! Which means it's time for pumpkin spiced everything! And Christmas decorations at your local Costco! But for me, this is the time of year to eat all the Kit Kats and Reeses Pieces. Survival - Personal Edition Today's lesson is pretty straightforward. But, even the simplest of tasks

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Mr. Ayo - September 29, 2023September 29, 2023

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TGIF! Who's ready for another weekend crossover edition of Swifty and the NFL? Well, it's happening anyway, so brace yourselves. Survival - Personal Edition Today's situation is you've irresponsibly wandered out in nature and forgot to bring your compass. All is not lost! Note that the first two methods are Northern Hemisphere

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Mr. Ayo - September 15, 2023September 15, 2023

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TGIF! Glad to see everyone make it through the week without a season ending injury, indictment, or impeachment inquiry! Well, I assume so anyway. Survival - Personal Edition Let's do some parenting advice. Let's say you're the type of irresponsible parent that doesn't have any baby bottles on hand, but you do