The Definitive Burger Comparison: Five Guys v Shake Shack v In-N-Out

I am extremely lucky in that I live within 5 miles of locations for each of the big three "Best" Burger franchises. I speak, of course, of the most overhyped burger places in the United States: Five Guys, Shake Shack, and In-N-Out. People are forever debating which one is best. They

Sexy Friday – 20230714

TGIF! Hope everyone had a productive week of blackmailing their colleagues with slide deck presentations. Survival - Personal Edition Let's learn how to jump from a moving car! This is useful in emergency situations like being kidnapped, car jacked, brake failure, or argument with a partner. (No offense, Chris Henry) Seriously, this

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TGIF! Hope everyone's enjoying all the wonderful sports out there. I'm currently in the routine of waking up to watch all the Wimbledon action, then put on the replay of that moUrnings TdF stage. Even better, Paramount+ has the world feed replay. Also have some F1 coverage for any gaps. Survival

Sexy Friday – 20230630

TGIF! Hope everyone is setup for a long four day weekend to celebrate USA! USA! USA! USA! Don't JPP yourselves out there though. Also, in a surprise twist, the Supreme Court did not overturn our right to a Sexy Friday.  Let's get to it! Survival - Personal Edition While we all are

Sexy Friday – 20230623

TGIF! And welcome one and all to summer! Hardwood draft is done and dusted, but next week is the ice draft! Scout your favoUrite berg to get prepared. Survival - Personal Edition I didn't think this needed mentioning, but don't climb into any submersible that isn't certified. Can't really get enough copy

Sexy Friday – 20230616

TGIF! Happy indictment week everyone. Make a cursory check of your bathrooms for lost boxes and superfulous chandeliers. Survival - Personal Edition Feeling frisky? Ready to get out there and hit that dating scene again? While it will end in tears, here are a few tips to at least make sure it

Your 2023 Women’s World Cup Preview Extravaganza! Part 1

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If y'all are not excited about the Women's World Cup, this year, I don't know what's wrong with you. Perhaps you should try some of Hippo's pills. I would have loved to have been there, but real life gets in the way and it's just not possible. I've been to

Sexy Friday – 20230609

TGIF! Happy forest fire season to those on the east coast. Hope today was enough of a relief so your peepers work tonight. And also, the breathing thing. Survival - Personal Edition Now that the weather has warmed up, so too is your local lakes and rivers. That may give some of

Sexy Friday – 20230601

TGIF! Welcome to the wonderful world of June. I'm getting my NASCAR on today, so let's get to it. Survival - Personal Edition Every lose your car keys? Of course you have! Here's how to hot wire a car. For newer cars, just buy a device that steals transmitter codes and enjoy

Sexy Friday – 20230526

TGIF! Long weekend ahead and it's Friday, so I'm going to make this short and sweet. Survival - Personal Edition Let's imagine future you next winter is stuck on a snowy mountain and need shelter. Let's build a trench! Plan the trench. Make sure the opening to at a right angle to

Sexy Friday – 20230519

TGIF! Couple of great news items from this week: 1) There will be no more forced releasing of a certain sea creature here for several months. 2) Your famous weekly advice column will continue despite the temporary cessation of regular sea creature releasing. But enough of that, let's get ready

Sexy Friday – 20230512

TGIF! Hope everyone has taken the time to peruse your team's schedule and count those wins and losses. Just kidding, there's still real playoffs happening right now. Survival - Personal Edition Well now you've done it. Done what exactly? Who knows? Ok, well your partner does and they're not happy. Let's work