Sexy Friday – 20231201

TGIF! WTH? It’s December? Also, having to blog on vacation is the worst. I hope I get double time for this.

Survival – Personal Edition

Again, vacation, so I’m going to keep this short and sweet. Today we’re going to identify the signs that you are not, in fact, over your ex. We’re going to skip over the obvious situation where you’re not the master of your domain while your ex is at the front of your mind.

• Accidentally calling anyone you are dating by your ex’s name
• Your rebound relationship is with someone who was previously your “safety” date.
• You regularly call your ex’s roommate.
• Making lunch dates with your ex’s mother.
• Remember the song that was “your song”? Playing it over and over is a sign. A bigger sign is if it causes you to sob uncontrollably.
• You haven’t updated your social networking relationship status back to “single” as of yet.
• You call your ex when you’re drunk.
• You call your ex when you’re sober.
• Social networking issues again: You repeatedly check each day your ex’s social media accounts for updates.
• You’re still tending to and updating those wedding plans. Or the moment when you were going to pop the question.
• This is truly deranged behavior, but it should be obvious you’re not over your ex if you’re sleeping with a memento of your ex such as a picture.
• You are parked outside their place of residence or work.

So, if any of this applies, you should #staysingle a while longer to get over the relationship. Also, leave your ex alone.

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Survival – Species Edition

Time to put the sexy in Friday!

Enjoy the weekend, folks! Alright, now let’s get to the comments!