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The Right Reverend Electric Mayhem - September 26, 2023September 26, 2023

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Can't stop. Won't stop. Taylor Swift Fever has swept the NFL, as Pennsylvania's Sweetheart gave creedence to rumors that she and Master of the Masturbatory Mime Travis Kelce are An Item. Swift and potential-future-ex-potential-future-mother-in-law Donna Kelce looked on from a suite at Arrowhead as the Chefs demolished the Bears, and then she

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The Right Reverend Electric Mayhem - September 19, 2023September 19, 2023

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Chris Johnson isn't dead or anything. I just always loved Cop Speed as a nickname. Like, yes, it's genesis was racist, but you gotta acknowledge a great handle when it comes along. The best part of Hippo Thoughts is figuring out who the hell he's talking about. NFL NEWS -Nick Chubb: ded.

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The Right Reverend Electric Mayhem - August 8, 2023August 8, 2023

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REMINDER: This year, we've chosen to open up Team Previews for audience participation. We've had several brave volunteers, but the following are still available: C-Hox Giants Tampa Bay Panthers Falcons So if you'd like to try your hand, reach out to me at [email protected] and we'll get you set up. NFL NEWS -COMMANDERS CHAOS: Whelp, just in case

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The Right Reverend Electric Mayhem - August 1, 2023August 1, 2023

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REJOICE! FOOTBALL IS UPON US! FOOTBALL IS NIGH! Preseason football is staring us in the face, and for all its ugliness, it's good to have it back. And with the advent of the new season, it is time for TEAM PREVIEWS!!!! This year, we've chosen to open it up for audience participation. Many

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The Right Reverend Electric Mayhem - July 24, 2023July 24, 2023

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So obviously this is not the Weekly Warhammer Woundup, and for that I am sorry. Thanks to ArmedandHammered's tireless efforts to edumacate us, however, I am intrigued. Not being a tabletop gamer, I have instead chosen to stick my head into the yawning lion's mouth that is Warhammer 40K Fluff-

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The Right Reverend Electric Mayhem - July 18, 2023July 18, 2023

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TRAINING CAMP DAY! TRAINING CAMP DAY! WOOOOOOO OK, so it's only rookies (and only nine teams) but FOOTBALL IS IMMINENT! We finally have some Movement in the corpse of the NFL offseason. Perhaps it's just maggots and the buildup of gasses during putrefaction, but hey! I'll take what I can get. NFL NEWS FRANCHISE