![[DOOR FLIES OPEN]](https://doorfliesopen.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/DFO-MC-Patch.png)
Tag: Reverend Mayhem
#feverdream (195) *Not A* Sponsored Post (624) AFL Beat (272) A Selection Of (357) Assholes (373) Bastards (249) Bye Week Updates (134) CFL Beat (272) Commentist Participation (315) DFOing Good (5092) DFO radio (184) Entertainment (352) Erotic Friend Fiction (165) Extra Nerdy (326) Fantasy Football (172) Fuck You America (899) futbol (503) Gambling (344) Game Preview (537) horror (175) Insane Shit (1185) Lesser Sports (1071) Lies and the Lying Liars Who Tell Them (465) Life as We Know It (1057) NFL News (819) NotKontent (260) Offseason Events (578) Offseason stories (223) OH WE GON DRANK (2920) Open Threads (4250) Other (222) Preseason Football Sucks (110) Quotables (243) Recipes (693) Reflections (773) scotch (936) Sexy Friday (509) STORNG TAEK!!1! (318) Sunday Gravy (242) Team Previews (300) TV (114) Uncategorized (245) Updates (118) Who Cares About My Opinion (552) Wumbo Wednesday (175)
-
Now is the Time of Monsters: Tuesday Open Thread
Holy shitsnacks, it’s here! It’s finally here! Almost seven months of waiting, watching, speculation and just plain Bullshit has finally led us here. In…
-
Purdy Crazy Out There: 2024 San Francisco 49ers Season Preview (and Open Thread)
2023 PREDICTION: None. Which is probably good since I would have fallen short of the 2023 REALITY: 12-5; lost the Super Bowl in a…
-
Like Tears In Rain: 2024 Buffalo Bills Preview
2023 PREDICTION: “12-5, tied for AFC East crown. As always, the injury factor will be dispositive, but we have reason for Hope.” 2023 REALITY:…
-
The One-Eyed Man is King: 2024 Tampa Bay Buccaneers Season Preview (and Open Thread)
2023 PREDICTION: 4-13 2023 REALITY: 9-8; not good, but good enough for the NFC South title The 2023 season was a good one for…
-
Meet The New Boss, Same As The Old Boss: 2024 Carolina Panthers Season Preview
2023 PREDICTION: Bad (6-11) 2023 REALITY: Worse (2-15) Truly a testament to the power of the human will, these Panthers. “Parity” has been the…
-
Achieving Transcendent Grace Through Mindless Violence: A Larry King Not Live Tuesday Open Thread
Hello, friends, Larry King here. I know it has been some time since we were on the air; I was otherwise occupied with my…
-
Pour Encourager les Autres: Tuesday Open Thread
It’s mid-Summer, which can only mean one thing: revisiting the Age of Sail! That’s right, bitches– in the absence of serious hockey, basketball and…
-
Nonsense and Such: Tuesday Open Thread
I got nothing. Sometimes it seems like the Universe is against you, everything is running off the track, and the only thing left is…
-
Signs AND Portents? In This Economy?!?: Tuesday Open Thread
Congratulations to the Florida Panthers. You have placed another nail in the coffin that is The Natural Order. We’ve covered many times how the…
-
Heavy, Heavy Fuel : Tuesday Open Thread
My life makes perfect sense Lust and food and violence Dire Straits, Heavy Fuel I was born during a snowstorm. I grew up walking…