Welcome back to the Beat! Last time out, we learned that Senorita Weaselo's two favorite bots (and two of mine) are a combined 0-2. But hey, the NYC bots are 2-0, and people I've met are 3-0. So, clearly it means something and I am a good luck charm. Right? Anyway,
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The D of S, Vol. II: Terrazzo IV
It's the next morning on Purgatory. tWBS: Hey, wake up. Senor: Ugh, I slept like I was on a rock. (He checks his "pillow.") Oh, that explains it. tWBS: I hear footsteps. Senor: It sounds like running. Towards here. tWBS: Welcoming party? Senor: No! This is the terrace of sloth, so… penance, actually. Slothful Soul: (running by
BattleBots Beat: When Titans Collide
Everyone still standing? Good. Welcome back to the Beat, the leading BattleBots wall o'text that gets written and formatted the day before because it's important to put the pro in procrastination! Anyway last week was the premiere, where Fusion nearly achieved it, Malice still didn't do the D-X Crotch Chop, and
The D of S, Vol. II: Terrazzo III
BattleBots Beat: Welcome to BubbleBots
Ladies, gentlemen, non-binary friends, lizard people… we made it. Welcome back to the Beat. I am once again your friendly Senor Weaselo here to once again take you down the rabbit hole that is 250-lb. robots beating the ever-loving fuck out of each other for our entertainment. And their builders' entertainment, for
The D of S, Vol. II: Terrazzo II
Place: Approaching the second terrace of Purgatory. Hence the name of the chapter and all. tWBS: So, what's this place going to be? We already took on pride. How about prejudice? Senor: *takes a sec before chuckling* That was really dumb. tWBS: Hey, you laughed. Senor: Because it was dumb! Anyway… I guess you
BattleBots Beat: 2020 Updates
The D of S, Vol. II: Terrazzo I
Place: Walking into the first terrace, through the gate of PurgatoryTime: About twenty seconds after the previous chapter tWBS: So, I can't look back, huh? So what if I do this? (He looks back.) Senor: Dude, n— The two are seemingly teleported the several hundred feet back to where they started, the gate of
The D of S, Vol. II: Alle Porte del Purgatorio
Through the climb of Ante-Purgatory, about five minutes after the last volume ended TWBS: Hey, why'd you do that? We could have watched football and had beer and nachos with Gerry Ford! Senor: As much fun as that would have been we have to move. I know, it's unfortunate, but we would've
The D of S, Vol II: Ante-Purgatorio
Place: On the boat to the shores Purgatory TWBS: So, what are they all singing? (As per last installment.) Senor: In exitu Israel de Aegypto, "When Israel Came Out of Egypt." There's gonna be some Gregorian chants here, you've been warned. TWBS: Well that sucks. That's shit music that died out centuries ago. Senor:
