Wumbo Wednesday: About Last Night

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA suck it Cuomo. The real swaggy (presumptive heavy favorite for) mayor is a-comin'. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iQVsVNPkPmE (Truly a disgusting scene. I mean, no shirt under his apron? That's a clear health code violation!) Also fun from last night's show: It was some sort of kid-related company, so the singers before the finale were just

Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: It’s Raining and Everything Sucks Edition

Namely, fuck Reggie for eternity, and fuck Halle for eternity. And fuck Trae Young, because why not? And fuck KD because that’s how the song goes. Who else can rhyme “Dirk Nowitski” with “Dirk Nowitski” but the Based God? Anyway, we have some football news. Okay, one football news. Which is: