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Sexy Friday, Last Friday of March 2021 edition

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ballsofsteelandfury - March 26, 2021March 25, 2021
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Try as you might, you kids didn't get the song puzzle last week, so I am re-running the songs to see if you get it this time. The first hint was handed out in the comments last week: The songs and the pictures are related. I will give two

Sexy Friday, Belated St. Patrick’s Day edition

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ballsofsteelandfury - March 19, 2021March 14, 2021
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We didn't really have a St. Patrick's Day last year and we didn't have one again this year. Not that I'm that big a fan of drinking overpriced green beer and eating "Irish" food, but it, like Cinco De Mayo and Halloween, is an Americanized bastardization meant to get

Sexy Friday, One Year COVID anniversary edition

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ballsofsteelandfury - March 12, 2021March 12, 2021
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We are back with a new puzzle on the songs! Congratulations to SonOfSpam for correctly guessing that members of The English Beat were in all of the other bands featured last week. The full answer is that, after The English Beat broke up, Dave Wakeling and Ranking Roger went on

Sexy Friday, First Friday in March edition

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ballsofsteelandfury - March 5, 2021March 4, 2021
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We are back with a new puzzle on the songs! Congratulations to Gumbygirl for correctly guessing that Malcom Mclaren was the manager for all the bands featured in last week's post. This week, I thought I would take a different approach to the pics. This was partly inspired by the

Sexy Friday, Last Friday in February edition

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ballsofsteelandfury - February 26, 2021February 25, 2021
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We are back with brand new pictures as posted by you and with a new puzzle on the songs! I will try to make this one a litte easier since no one got the last one. Check below in the songs section. For those of you prudes that don't like cheesecake

Sexy Friday, 20210219 edition

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ballsofsteelandfury - February 19, 2021February 12, 2021
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We are back to posting your submissions! It's been a long time, so I'm happy to showcase all your hard (hee hee) work. No one guessed the theme/connection a few weeks ago although scotchnaut came really close. I gave out a first hint: It all adds up in

Sexy Friday, Valentine’s Day Weekend edition

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ballsofsteelandfury - February 12, 2021January 17, 2021
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This is the weekend before Valentine's Day. V Day is on Monday, so this is actually the perfect weekend for a sexy weekend getaway with the significant other. In any other year. This year, of course, things are different. However, one can enjoy a full weekend of hot lovin' at

Sexy Friday, Super Bowl Week edition

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ballsofsteelandfury - February 5, 2021February 4, 2021
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There is only one game left. And it's this weekend! By request of BeerGuyRob, this week we are featuring NFL sideline reporters in the Sexy Friday lineup! Don't worry, I'm keeping track of all the lovelies you've been posting on the site. They will make an appearance

Sexy Friday, Super Bowl Bye Week edition

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ballsofsteelandfury - January 29, 2021January 28, 2021
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There is only one game left. And it's not this weekend. They named a Pro Bowl team but did not have a Pro Bowl game which is another one of the hidden blessings that the pandemic has brought. I'm actually serious about that. There were many good things that came

Sexy Friday, Conference Championships edition

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ballsofsteelandfury - January 22, 2021January 19, 2021
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There are only 3 games left in the season! I was going to type that I was surprised that the season actually kept going until the end but then I realized that the NFL has never cared about the safety of its players after they leave the league so

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