We are back with a new puzzle on the songs! Congratulations to Gumbygirl for correctly guessing that Malcom Mclaren was the manager for all the bands featured in last week’s post.
This week, I thought I would take a different approach to the pics. This was partly inspired by the Girls of Skinemax post I did a while back. As some of you may know, there was a wonderful saint of a person, no, dare I say a HERO named Andy Sidaris that created some wonderful movies back in the late 80s and 90s.
Andy used to work on ABC’s Wide World of Sports as well as on football broadcasts and the Olympics. One day, he decided to start making movies. However, these were not just any movies. These were fun action films with guns, boats, helicopters, and bodacious babes.
Seriously. Andy and his wife recruited Playboy Playmates and later Penthouse Pets to be in their films.
All in all, there were 12 films in what would be considered the Andy Sidaris Film Canon:
- Malibu Express
- Hard Ticket To Hawaii
- Picasso Trigger
- Savage Beach
- Guns
- Do or Die
- Hard Hunted
- Fit To Kill
- Enemy Gold
- The Dallas Connection
- Day of the Warrior
- L.E.T.H.A.L. Ladies Return to Savage Beach
These movies are so much fun to watch! There’s action, funny dialogue, and gratuitous nudity everywhere! If you get a chance, I suggest you go to Amazon and pick up the set. It’s only $8 and that’s a steal for what you are going to see. Link is below:
Today, I am featuring the ladies that starred in his films. My penis salutes you!
For those of you prudes that don’t like cheesecake or beefcake, click HERE to skip to the music videos.
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Without further ado, here are the Top Twenty Five Pics of The Week:
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YOU’RE-A-PRUDE
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And now, for the music!
As I mentioned before, I’ve decided that I must take up the mantle that tWBS ran with and help to make this world a better place. I will do this in the one way he couldn’t: By introducing you to good music!
Today we are back to the puzzles! As always, I will give up to three hints in the comments at your request. You try to determine the hidden theme or link between all the songs. Good luck!
Song Number One:
Canción Número Dos:
Chanson Numéro Trois:
Canzone numero quattro:
Canção número cinco
Seigarren zenbakia:
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That’s all for this week, folks! Be good to each other and try to stay the fuck away from stupid people. That’s not COVID-19 advice, that’s just general good sense. See you next week!
Hey Joe Manchin and Kyrsten Sinema: I’m just saying.
So I just read that the film version of The Running Man was set between 2017 and 2019 and you have to give the filmmakers credit for accurately predicting so much of what the U.S. would be like during those years.
Is Richard Dawson still alive? He would be all in.
Daid. But Arnold could play the part of Dawson’s TV host Damon Killian.
I live to see you eat that contract, but I hope you leave enough room for my fist because I’m going to ram it into your stomach and break your god-damn spine!
I’M all in! Where the hell is my Running Man TV show???
I also learned that they are going to do another adaptation – with Edgar Motherfucking Wright directing it. Can’t wait to see what they come up with.
It should be Stephen King.
He wrote it after all.
I would like to see his take.
As I recall, the ending of the Bachmann book was considerably different than the Schwarzenegger/Dawson film. Airliner crashing into a skyscraper? Been too long and am too lazy/drunk to look it up.
That’s right. I love Stephen King but I don’t think it would be a good idea for him to direct it. It’s an entirely different skillset.
The only one he did direct, Maximum Overdrive, was a mixed bag. Some pretty fun moments (steam roller at Little League game, for instance), but a lot of shitty acting and crap dialogue compared to the short story (Trucks, IIRC)
They all featured members from the original English Beat.
Dammit Spam!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YFv1kqdl2VQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MEGj4cfSgP8
Saw the Original band twice.
Pato AND Roger
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xPO2G6m746w
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZWDjr9Yejpo
Who like a lot of Irish Whisky after red wine????
I do, I do!
I just wrote an angry, high, drunk rant about stupid futbol on tomorrow’s Hippo lesser thread. I apologize. I am so mad, I may quit futbol. I will never quit whisky and weed though.
Please don’t quit writing when you are angry/drunk/high.
I am at a crossroads because what happened was dumb. Then today, fuck, seriously, fuck.
. Wait until tomorrow, or Spam, look at my twitter feed.
I am eagerly awaiting tomorrow’s rant.
Also I am drunk, so tomorrow will be unearly.
I love my Iggles, my Ice Bombers, but Mighty Whitey connects me to my past, their past, good things. VAR has fucked all of that.
Why couldn’t we bought…
/checks earpiece
/Khan is the 5th richest in the Prem?
KHAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNN
Puebla beckons…
Oh I get it.
Someone from English Beat was in all the other bands.
TELL HIM WHAT HE’S WON!
(whatever it is, it’s gently used)
DING DING DING DING!
Roger, Saxa, the guitarist, me (probably not but I gotta check my CV)
Here’s the full answer:
After The English Beat broke up,
Dave Wakeling and Ranking Roger went on to form General Public.
Andy Cox and Dave Steele went on to form Fine Young Cannibals.
Everett Morton and Saxa went on to form The International Beat.
Ranking Roger briefly joined Big Audio Dynamite before they broke up.
Ranking Roger also had a solo record.
Excellent – thanks for the puzzle!
When all this is done, we’re gonna see Wakeling in concert somewhere.
This one was really good Balls! You are not just a pretty face!
“Sim!” I’m practicing my Portuguese.
Mick Jones was in either GP or EB, can’t remember which. After he was in the Clash, before BAD.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cHTDkJ-bQqM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4V5Zoe84BjE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-h8zs898lr4
I heard Mirror in the Bathroom this morning on First Wave. Weird. Plate o’ Shrimp.
Unsurprisingly, Tom Wilson of the Capitals has committed another cheap shot. At least he got a Bruin this time. The irony of the Bruins complaining about dirty hits will never not amuse me.
But seriously, get Wilson out of the league.
Figures. Tom Wilson played Biff in the Back to the Future films. Asshole.
Gumby checks in
Very appropriate for Sexy Friday!
Sock. Singular? lol
I love fake book titles
I know, right? Like fish don’t shit in the ocean all the time? SMH.
Surf Punks were cool
The beach is nothing but a bird bathroom
Watch out!
The ocean’s nothing but a fish toilet
Watch out!
Watch out for those flyers in the sky
Something might just drop into your eye
Yuck
to finish a quote from earlier in the thread:
Horatio Cornblower: We watched ‘A Simple Favor’ the other night, with Blake Lively, and I just can’t imagine being their kids and knowing that your parents are always going to be better looking than you.
I can’t imagine any young man finding a healthy way to cope with the idea that their mom is a sex symbol
This beer is so good.
I just remembered I didn’t contribute to this morning’s post.
The best gin straight up is Monkey 47. The best mixing gin is The Botanist.
Bombay Sapphire is my fall back since it’s available everywhere and quite good.
I love Bombay Sapphire because when I’m not drinking it I use it to sterilize my combs.
(I have never had Bombay Sapphire. The best gin I’ve ever had is Tanqueray, and that was probably 25 years ago.)
I have a bottle of Monkey 47 in my liquor cabinet. My son doesn’t like it.
Give me your address and I’ll pour the rest of it in an envelope and send it to you.
I’ve heard from the heretics that gin is nothing more than poorly flavoUred vodka.
I like both so I won’t dismiss that terrible opinion.
As a heathen, my opinion is vodka is uncomplex gin.
Very nice!
holy shit i did not notice the cameltoe at first
I bet she smells nice
i will never not love the “casually worn long sleeve white blouse look”
What blouse?
I’d say “answer is all Ranking Roger” except I don’t think he was ever in FYC.
Please confirm this is wrong…
I AM WRONG
Sourry…
I think they all have at least one band member who was in General Public? I fucking love General Public, by the way!
My last night out was Leap Day 2020, seeing Dave Wakeling and the new version of English Beat. Always always a great show.
You’re close, but General Public is not the link.
All right. I’m done with the entirety of my taxes except the worst part: the part where I pay them!
Suckers. I haven’t filed in 10 years.
I’m sure this will end quite well for me.
Two words: I forgot.
does anything bad ever actually happen if you don’t file? i feel like they just kinda harass you until like five years go by, then they audit ya.
unless of course you’re a small business owner with a high level of melanin
What if you have a high level of Melania?
pictured: individual who most likely suffers from a lack of melania
They haven’t done anything yet, certainly no audits. Well, this year they forced my employer to change me to zero dependents. Which just increased my take home pay.
That you, Trump?
*files lawsuit and restraining order*
Of course not.
I don’t even like the part where I go through my papers.
I didn’t say any other part wasn’t awful, just that paying them was the worst.
https://twitter.com/GooseEscaped/status/1367872904369598471?s=19
I just stumbled on that thread. The whole thing is hilarious.
I’m just shocked that no one took Lola bunny in the cartoon draft.
In other news that won’t come as a surprise at all, a high-level college football coach has been accused of bad things
https://apnews.com/article/college-football-sexual-misconduct-football-les-miles-louisiana-state-tigers-football-6661873f41cf207964a1c6e72aaed459?utm_source=Twitter&utm_campaign=SocialFlow&utm_medium=AP
Guess he should’ve done more miles and less gropin’, amirite?
/Just gets absolutely bombarded with garbage and rotted fruit
There’s no college football coach named Les Miles…
Oh wait, yes there is.
Just wanna say, in case I don’t say it enough, I really really love our resident Sexy Friday connoisseur. Complete with link to movie set? CHECK.
Here’s to you, Balls. May your weekend be filled with you, I guess, and “your weekend” is a hot babe.
Two things: Was Julie K. Smith the girl that was on the show with Kirk Cameron that he got kicked off because she did Playboy and he’s born again in Jesus? Because even Jesus thinks that’s a dumb move.
And I am using “Picasso Trigger” for fantasy football this year. Probably baseball too. Hell, I may join a few hockey, golf, and NASCAR leagues just to really get it out there.
A few quick taps of the keyboard and we find that it was not Julie Smith, but Julie McCullough who threatened poor Kirk’s immortal soul.
Worth it, Kirk. Moron.
Also, if you add “playboy” to the search term “Julie McCullough” you can see some different pictures. Porn on the internet; who knew?
After a little bit of research, I believe I can identify who she voted for in 2000 and 2004.
It just amazes me how much Christians treat the Bible less like an instruction manual on how to be a more Godly person and strengthen God’s Kingdom on Earth and more like a buffet where they can pick and choose the scriptures the want and do not want.
Does this buffet have bacon AND crab legs?
/and weed
Not the old testament buffet, that’s for sure.
CNN: “Horse trainer suspended for crude photo”
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That was a fucking prick of a week.
I hate co-presenting shit and I had to do that remotely today. The dude with the conch is fucking useless at screen sharing. I had slides 13 to 38 of 42. By slide 7 he is struggling. I had a puff before nor going to lie, but I figure stoned Litre is going to help impatient Litre. I offer do screen share my screen which means I not once had to say “next slide” through the whole damn thing. Went at my pace and fucking nailed it because I didnt have to wait for Larry from Regina.
Thank you for coming to teleconferencing with stoned Litre.
Fuck Larry.
Probably left his homework in the backseat, too
Oh, I’ve played that game!
Are all the songs about Temptation Island contestants?
Ha ha ha ha!
Who has two thumbs and a job?
Not this guy!
Is this a new development?
Yup. “Reduction in Labor” AKA “You’ve been here too long and got too many raises.”
That sucks, man. I’m sorry to hear that.
Uf, sorry. Back to camwhoring?
Nah, I do camblackmail.
“If you don’t donate to my OnlyFans account, I remove another article of clothing.”
I hear that
–JPP
if you quit, good on you.
if you got layed off, fuck those dicks for downsizing so near to vaccine distribution
if you got fired, here’s Jennifer Connelly.
I should’ve quit but I stayed because I was there for over a decade. You can’t trade tenure but the “loyalty” was a bit misplaced.
Option 2. They called it “Termination – Reduction in Force”, but I explicitly asked if it was for cause, for future interviews and in case I had to drag anyone else out the door with me but they said no.
There were too many changes in work and I was part of the “old guard”. It happens.
I am sorry. Gumby had this happen too, it sucks.
I hate Paul Bettany so much.
Agreed. He’s an awesome underrated actor and seems like an all around nice guy, but its like playing a slot machine for twelve hours and some random guy sits down next to you, put in a dollar and hits the jackpot.
Its nothing personal, but its just not fair!
plus he’s been great in Wandavision!
I have yet to see that, because between Hulu, Netflix, sports, and gaming, I simply do not have the time to add another TV option to the rotation. But I have heard good things.
That’s better because you can watch the whole thing in one sitting (or two) and not have to worry about waiting a week.
Its definitely more character driven and being in episodes they’re able to dive right into what makes the characters tick instead of the movies where you get maybe five minutes scenes if you’re lucky.
I’ve all but stopped watching “regular” tv series on Netflix. 26 episodes a season simply isn’t an option
Both of them had. I thought Elizabeth Olsen was just an okay-ish actor, but she won me over with WandaVision.
supposedly he started pining after her after seeing labyrinth, and there’s an unconfirmed rumor that he “pushed” for her to get the role in “a beautiful mind”
Ok, now I like Paul Bettany again. That is outstanding hustle.
Dave Franco, (Allison Brie), is not high on my list of “people to save from a lava flow.”
don’t forget to add Colin Jost! (if any of you don’t know his significant other, set up a camcorder and record your reaction when you google it so I can watch you punch your screens in a rage)
I still don’t know how he pulled that off. I keep looking at her for signs of conditioning or brain washing.
i think the only plausible outcome is last spouse she had stole the spotlight from her so much, she had no choice but to downgrade
We watched ‘A Simple Favor’ the other night, with Blake Lively, and I just can’t imagine being their kids and knowing that your parents are always going to be better looking than you.
It’s only okay to hate Christopher Guest if he killed your father.
Sorry to hear that Redshirt. If you are interested in arson, you were in Canada the whole time.
No, actually there were fair (at least as much as possible). They gave me my Vacation Hours and offered me a decent severance, but I think that’s so I don’t trash them on Social Media. I wouldn’t do that, but at least it will help to give me time to find another job. A better one, BLEERGH willing.
Username checks out.
Sorry, man.
Hey, I lasted twelve years. I thought I was Scotty. Turned out I was Voyager’s Joe Carey who lived and suffered stranded in a hostile part of space only to die a few weeks before the ship and crew went home.
This comment is what lost you your job, nerd.
Sorry to hear that, Redshirt. Sincerely hope this was a karmic push to get you to a better place. Hang in there or move to California where jobs and communism are plentiful!
When I told Momshirt, she said she prayed that I would get the motivation to find a better job. It worked!
(3m44s is the joke)
Christopher Titus • Love Is Evol • Full Special – YouTube
as someone with no spouse or kids one of my biggest fears as an adult is me losing my job, and my mother showing up to my place with a Uhaul telling me I now have no excuse to not move in with her in whiteymcwhitesville
Booooo.
evening
Who says you can’t learn anything on DFO? Today i learned Pat Morita’s middle name.
i have learned more about pat morita these past months after watching cobra kai than 30 previous years of life on this planet
Giving Decilitre a bath, turn to grab my glass of wine (am klassie), take a sip, turn back. He had grabbed my wedding ring from the ledge and made it a cockring. Somethings you can’t unsee.
DFO Holoweb Site, 2050:
“I don’t know why I’m so into cock rings. I guess there’s no telling how a fetish gets started.” — Decilitre
Superbly done.
I’m guessing that the connection between the songs is that each band featured a member who was a member of some other common band…not The Clash, but…let’s see. Ranking Roger, Mick Jones, Dave Wakeling…
Eh, someone else can hopefully see a common thread that I’m missing.
You’re on the right track. You just need to find the common thread.
I don’t care what that sucker John Donne says, the saddest words actually are “oh, I already ate all the cheese.”
“Last call.”
The saddest words I knew of were “no, Rush Limbaugh isn’t dead yet.” Fortunately, I will *never* hear them again.
“Donald Trump has won Super Tuesday.”
“Antonio Brown is down and there is a flag on the play.”
“Redshirt, can you follow me to the office for a second?”
“ハワイを攻撃しよう！ アメリカは戦争はもちろんのこと、戦いに勝つことができない敗者のグループであることを誰もが知っています！”