Sexy Friday, Super Bowl Week edition

There is only one game left. And it’s this weekend!

By request of BeerGuyRob, this week we are featuring NFL sideline reporters in the Sexy Friday lineup! Don’t worry, I’m keeping track of all the lovelies you’ve been posting on the site. They will make an appearance in later editions of Sexy Friday.

No one guessed the theme/connection last week although scotchnaut came really close. I gave out a first hint: It all adds up in the end. I’m keeping the same songs to see if you are able to crack the puzzle this week. I will give two more hints in the comments upon request.

For those of you prudes that don’t like cheesecake or beefcake, click HERE to skip to the music videos.

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Without further ado, here are the Top Twenty Five Pics of The Week:

HATE WEEK THOUGHT: AJ, what are you thinking? You’re cute and all but what in the everloving slow sweet fuck (h/t to Dok Zymm for adding that phrase to my vocabulary) is going on with your footwear?

HATE WEEK THOUGHT: Evan is the dictionary definition of Mimbo. I bet you he has never cracked a Physics book in his life and he honestly doesn’t need to with those looks.

HATE WEEK THOUGHT: Kristina has a porn star name yet looks so wholesome that you could take her home to meet mom and they would bond instantly. Then, at night, she’d peg you in your old bed from childhood.

HATE WEEK THOUGHT: Erin looks like the snooty girl that wants to be popular but all the other girls don’t like her because she’s stuck up. Is she still married to the former Kings guy? I didn’t take her for a puck bunny yet here we are.

HATE WEEK THOUGHT: Jen looks like she would be a LOT of fun if you know what I mean and I think you do. David Carr sure as shit knows as he’s trying desperately not to stare at her tits here.

HATE WEEK THOUGHT: Can someone please feed Lindsay a double cheeseburger with fries? With that last name, you should be eating pierogies twice a day and own “stock” in the Packers.

HATE WEEK THOUGHT: When so many people are genuinely concerned about your health based on how you look at work, you should maybe think about seeing a specialist? That’s what our HR department recommends.

HATE WEEK THOUGHT: In the FMK game of NFL sideline reporters, there is absolutely no one else you should pick to marry. That’s a winner right there, folks.

HATE WEEK THOUGHT: On the bright side, Sherree could never hide a handgun in that outfit and accidentally shoot herself. On the not so bright side, what’s up with all the double letters?

HATE WEEK THOUGHT: Fox has successfully applied the Austin Powers fembot technology to sideline reporting. That vacant stare is just the fembot becoming sentient and realizing she works for Fox and covers the 4th tier games every weekend.

HATE WEEK THOUGHT: I feel like an asshole every time I see Tracy on the screen and wonder if anyone will shoo that fly away from her face. Then I thank heavens I don’t say anything out loud because she looks like she would find me and kill me for saying that.

HATE WEEK THOUGHT: I know Shannon from the NASCAR broadcasts and appreciate her vast knowledge of both sports. I also appreciate her amazing gams. Seriously, watch a NASCAR race sometime…

HATE WEEK THOUGHT: I read somewhere that Michelle Tafoya married a LA local radio sports talk douche and I took that to mean that’s there’s a chance for everyone to find love in this world. What can I say, I’m an optimist.

HATE WEEK THOUGHT: Melissa has aged quite gracefully from cute and perky college girl to sexy hot cougar. And she knows her shit too.

HATE WEEK THOUGHT: I need to get AJ and Melanie in the same car and take them shoe shopping. Maybe after the COVID ends…

HATE WEEK THOUGHT: Every time I see this dickhead, I want to look up his stats so I can yell at the screen that he sucks. Then I realize I hardly ever see him because he covers the 5th tier games and I know how to use the mute button.

HATE WEEK THOUGHT: I think Sara has boiled a few bunnies in her past. I fully expect her to get asked to host a “show” on Fox News or Fox Business in a few years.

HATE WEEK THOUGHT: I like Lisa and I think she knows her shit. It bothers be, though, that it feels like she’s on air only because some network executive wants to use her as an example of them not discriminating.

HATE WEEK THOUGHT: Oh Jenny. The many ways the DFOers could disappoint you in less than 15 seconds… You seem like an Up For It kinda gal that doesn’t drink Bud Light.

HATE WEEK THOUGHT: Kathryn is another reporter that I know from other sports. She not only knows hockey inside and out, she’s also done NASCAR. From what I hear, she’s also freshly divorced although that thumb ring is a gigantic red flag.

HATE WEEK THOUGHT: Megan is known for covering MMA and she’s married to an MMA fighter. I’m not stupid enough to tell her or her husband that’s a possible conflict of interest.

HATE WEEK THOUGHT: Maria is the textbook definition of “worth the climb”. Seriously, imagine being in sexy times with a girl that tall. Ok, go clean up now.

HATE WEEK THOUGHT: I’m sorry. I told you to go clean up waaaaay to early. NOW you can go clean up. ¡Jesús!

HATE WEEK THOUGHT: Did I not tell you Amanda is pure marriage material? I’d go putting at night any time with her and my name is not Mitch Kumstein.

HATE WEEK THOUGHT: Did I not tell you Melissa has aged gracefully into super hot MILF? Oh, sorry, I said cougar earlier. A little Column A and a little Column B.

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And now, for the music!

As I mentioned before, I’ve decided that I must take up the mantle that tWBS ran with and help to make this world a better place. I will do this in the one way he couldn’t: By introducing you to good music!

Here are the same songs from last week. Let’s see if you can guess the theme/connection this week!

Song Number One:

Canción Número Dos:

Chanson Numéro Trois:

Canzone numero quattro:

Canção número cinco

Seigarren zenbakia:

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That’s all for this week, folks! Be good to each other and try to stay the fuck away from stupid people. That’s not COVID-19 advice, that’s just general good sense. See you next week!