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blaxabbath - December 11, 2020December 10, 2020

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Hallo und Guten Abend!  Dok Zymm here and I am much honored to introduce to you this week the results of  "Quotables" for lucky week 13!  I haven't written anything for the site in a while, and you may be wondering what I've been up to for the past couple

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blaxabbath - December 9, 2020December 9, 2020

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Week 13. Man, I like Week 13. Even if it brought us to dawn of the 14th week, we made it. First of all, I never expected the season to last this long so... ::pulls out samurai sword and admires blade:: ...kudos to Rodger Goodell, The Shield, the NFLPA, and the players/coaches for

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Duchess - December 4, 2020December 4, 2020

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[DOOR FLIES OPEN] Alright, Boys gather round its time for Coach Duchess to set you all straight. And by the looks of 2020 thats actually what you all need... looking at you Skylar. Now ya'll been running around here playing slap ass and goofing off... And you need someone to tell

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blaxabbath - December 1, 2020December 1, 2020

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Thanksgiving Quotables. Kind of like The Masters, it's a thing that happens every year. But look, I wanted to use today's above-the-gifs space to talk about Las Vegas. As you may be aware, my internet persona relocated to Sin City last year and, you know, it's a unique city in

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blaxabbath - November 24, 2020November 24, 2020

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Happy short week from all of us here at Quotables. Checked out for next 6.5 hours of work? Well, have we got a time waster for you! Take a submission and copy it to the comments below with your favorite caption. Then visit on back to [DFO] on Friday for

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blaxabbath - November 20, 2020November 20, 2020

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Greetings!  It's Rikki-Tikki-Deadly here.  I'm truly honored to serve as the guest host for this week's edition of Quotables.  You're probably wondering "hey, where's Rikki been? He's got like nine different unresolved story arcs kicking around.  Did those kids from the Dak Prescott Summer of Maturity ever even make it

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blaxabbath - November 17, 2020November 17, 2020

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I watched football Sunday. Like, multiple quarters of football. You see, I was laid up with the 'rona a slight cold and got to enjoy the one-station offerings so many of you were commenting about in the early thread before really focusing my attention on the HOMETOWN RAIDERS versus Hippo's

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blaxabbath - November 13, 2020November 13, 2020

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This weeks results intro is c/o Sharkbait. What is this? Back to back Sharkbait posts? That is correct! I have the honor, nay the privilege of bringing you this week's quotables results. Thanks to Blax for asking me to contribute. I thoroughly enjoy this recurring post. It showcases how creative, hilarious, (and

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blaxabbath - November 10, 2020November 10, 2020

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We are maintaining a low text profile here at Quotables, as I continue to learn how to navigate this new Wordpress backend. So, without further discussion, below are your Week 9 Quotables submissions.

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blaxabbath - November 4, 2020November 4, 2020

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I had to do this in block editor so I hope it does not suck. So let's roll those dice and go to war with the post we have, not the post we want. You Week 8 Quotables are below.  

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blaxabbath - October 30, 2020October 30, 2020

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It's-a-me, your favorite infrequent DFO contributor and self-loathing Eagles fan, WhyEaglesWhy! Thanks to blaxabbath for asking me to participate, and I hope someday he'll tell me what his username means.* The astute reader will note that several of blaxabbath's placeholder Quotables this week followed a theme. Namely, that yet again, a