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The DFO March College Basketball Tournament Preview

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SonOfSpam - March 20, 2024March 20, 2024
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It's that time of year again; the clocks have sprung forward, the potato-eating countries have been celebrated, and random baseball teams are heading to Southeast Asia to play our national pastime. Yep, it's definitely time for some Madness     no, not the 40+ year old ska band (but hey, they just put

Your “Oh God – There’s Even Less On” Tuesday Evening Open Thread

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Beerguyrob - July 9, 2019July 9, 2019
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NFL News: Glover Quin is retiring after 10 seasons with the Lions & Texans. He started 156 of 159 games, and made 24 interceptions during his career. Despite only playing in Detroit for 6 seasons, Quin finished his career second all time among Lions defensive backs in tackles with 423. In

Saturday Fútbol and Elephant In The Room Open Thread

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Don T - January 20, 2018January 20, 2018
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It’s Saturday morning and there’s fútbol! Huh. Looks like a slate for the hardcore, in La Liga and the EPL. And, c’mon: it’s mid January. Even if Liverpool were playing Man City for the top of the table, with the losers getting full body waxes after the game… I’d still

This Week In Violence! Presents Yağlı Güreş

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The Maestro - April 29, 2016April 29, 2016
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Oil wrestling! We've probably all dreamed about witnessing this in a certain manner... at least perhaps in the manner suggested by B-comedies and gentlemen's magazines. And while this is perhaps fun, and most certainly entertaining for the heterosexual male demographic, in Turkey, oil wrestling is in fact a time-honoured tradition

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