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Beastmode Ate My Baby - December 29, 2017December 28, 2017

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'Twas the night before Moosemas, and in a corner of Hell A battle was raging, and it wasn't going well Beelzebub was there, he was raging that day As he sent his Beelzebros into the fray   Against Moose they raged, growling and grizzled While from the skies the hellfire drizzled Weaselo was there too, and WCS And

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Beastmode Ate My Baby - December 22, 2017December 21, 2017

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The scene: The Secret Island of Doktor Zymm, home to the Secret Base of Doktor Zymm which of course houses the Laboratory of Doktor Zymm where, even now, Doktor Zymm has assembled several DFOers (Marc, Balls, CB and Horatio) and hangers-on (Sharkbait, Man in Plaid #2's head, Moosemas Gorilla) as

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Beastmode Ate My Baby - December 15, 2017December 14, 2017

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The scene: The barren plains of Hell. The Moosemobile is racing across the crimson sands of the diabolic wastelands, with an infernal machine in full pursuit. The infernal machine looks like a vintage Soviet KV-2 heavy artillery tank as re-imagined by famed painter H.R. Giger. So it's a pretty gnarly piece

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Beastmode Ate My Baby - December 8, 2017December 7, 2017

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The scene: The Secret Island of Doktor Zymm! Assorted DFOers, Olympian gods, ninjas and hangers-on are currently in the lab with the Dimensional Energy Retrieval Portal as Zymm programs new coordinates into the computer. Ballsofsteelandfury: So...you were serious, Dok? Moose and the others are really in Hell? Doktor Zymm (punching keys):

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Beastmode Ate My Baby - December 1, 2017November 30, 2017

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The scene: Hell. It's a vast, wasted landscape where the screams of the damned echo throughout the burning plains and jagged mountains. The sky itself is smoke and fire and one can only look upon the devastation and know the bleak feeling of despair. So really, it's a lot like Detroit. The

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Beastmode Ate My Baby - November 24, 2017November 22, 2017

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The scene: The Secret Island of Doktor Zymm! Specifically, the rec room, where it's beginning to look a lot like Moosemas. Marc Trestmans Windowless Van is on a ladder, hanging up orange and blue tinsel and... What? Oh, yeah. The base has a rec room. It's pretty cool. 120-inch projection TV,