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At the intersection of Hope and Belief: Vikings at the bye.

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yeah right - November 26, 2019November 26, 2019
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image via. As recipients of the final NFL bye week, it's time to put the current season of the Minnesota Vikings into perspective. In all honesty 8-3 surpasses expectations eleven games in. Let's take some time to harken back to my team season preview. "This team can go anywhere from 6-10 to Superb Owl

Your “Nobody Owes Nobody Nothing” Tuesday Evening Open Thread

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Beerguyrob - February 27, 2018February 27, 2018
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NFL News: Eagles punter Donnie Jones has decided to retire. Makes sense when you consider he's a 14-year vet, has played 208 consecutive games, and only punted once during the Eagles Super Bowl win. Jags DB Jalen Ramsey is mad at Texas A&M & Jimbo Fisher for including him in

Vikings Coach Mike Zimmer Faces the Music and Dances

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pickettschargeksk - January 26, 2018January 26, 2018
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Minnesota Vikings head coach Mike Zimmer did not conduct a press conference Friday in which he addressed the team’s blowout 38-7 loss to the Philadelphia Eagles in the NFC Championship game and offered a few thoughts on what the future might bring for the team. “It was a combination of factors,”

Your “Another Game? Sure, I Guess I’ll Watch” Monday Night Football Open Thread

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scotchnaut - October 3, 2016
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Kudos to those of you that viewed *all* the football yesterday. That is an amazing commitment on your part. Between the booze and the better half staring at me with her hands on her hips I was not able to get it done. I don't use the word 'hero' very

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