Your “Middle Child Day” Monday Evening Open Thread

theeWeeBabySeamus - August 12, 2019August 12, 2019

Seriously, I'm not joking. August 12 is "Middle Child Day". It's official and everything!!!!!! HEY LOOK IT'S THE NEW JAN BRADY!!!!! marsha, Marsha, MARSHA!!!!! OK, enough of that stupidity. I was delayed today and I'm running out of time so I gotta write this fast. As I mentioned last night, Antonio Brown wanted

Your “Sunday Funday, Better Than A Monday” Sunday Evening Open Thread

theeWeeBabySeamus - August 11, 2019August 11, 2019

Ha!!!! See? I didn't forget this time. Even though I've been watching baseball all day. And maybe drinking some. Allegedly. Antonio Brown has threatened to quit football because the NFL has threatened to ban his helmet. This sounds stupid on both sides to me, but we'll see. Justin Tucker is

Your “I Was Nowhere Near New Jersey When I Killed Him” Wednesday Evening Open Thread

theeWeeBabySeamus - June 27, 2018June 26, 2018

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NFL News Janoris Jenkins is the new Orenthal James Simpson. Maybe. Hopefully not. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kOURLAgQT_8 In all seriousness, and in spite of my very witty post title.... All of the details aren't yet available here, so let's not rush to judgement. But it is being investigated as a homicide by "strangulation/suffocation" currently. Then again, it

Your Generic Monday Evening Open Thread

theeWeeBabySeamus - April 9, 2018April 9, 2018

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I had originally intended to title this one "BeerGuyRob Gets an Anal Probe". But there has already been entirely too much anal probing in my posts recently. Plus, "anal" in the title would get us hits from those buttseks freaks searching for their buttseks. And we've already got enough of

Your “Love Is A Four-Legged Word” Monday Evening Open Thread

theeWeeBabySeamus - February 12, 2018February 12, 2018

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LnAKK0FPFB0 Dogs are great. I have much more respect and love for dogs than I do for most humans. Yes, I stand by that statement. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UY4h1ikePaA Tonight, live on FS1 beginning at 8pmEST, is the 142nd Westminster Kennel Club Dog Show. And you're damn well gonna watch it. Wanna know why you're gonna watch it?

Your Early “Talk About Whatever You Want To” Pre-Pre-Superb Owl Sunday Open Thread

theeWeeBabySeamus - February 4, 2018February 4, 2018

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There's going to be a lot of hours of annoying pre-game today. You'll want to murder yoself before a ball is finally kicked. Trust me. Today isn't about Footedballzing. You all already know that. It's about folks who haven't watched a game all year suddenly becoming fans on the last

Your “Imma Need To Be Drunk For This One” Saturday Evening Open Thread

theeWeeBabySeamus - December 30, 2017December 30, 2017

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Yeah, so what if we say that every night? It doesn't make it not true, does it? Does it????? DON'T YOU JUDGE ME!!!!!! - First Some Business Many thanks to BallsofSteelandFury for subbing in for me for TGISF last night. I need(ed) a break from it for various reasons. None of which matter to anyone

Your “Even Moar Saturday NFL? Thanks Santa!!” Saturday Evening Open Thread

theeWeeBabySeamus - December 23, 2017December 23, 2017

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Santa is still slacking off in most ways I see.... Can't blame him, though. He's got a big day tomorrow. He deserves a little relaxation today. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cglLJJ0Czo8 But at least he gave us the early gift of not just one, but TWO Saturday Varsity Footy match ups today/tonight. Earlier today, my Ratbirds shamed/got shamed

Your “It’s Just A Fantasy” SNF Open Thread

theeWeeBabySeamus - December 17, 2017December 17, 2017

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Because Scotchnaut got shamed today while buying beer at the pet store, and thus is now drowning his sorrows with Modelo and single malt, you're stuck with me tonight. If you didn't do the required reading earlier today, you won't get those references. And thus you should feel as much shame

Your “Slightly Hurried and Less Than Comprehensive” Wednesday Evening Open Thread

theeWeeBabySeamus - December 13, 2017December 14, 2017

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Hello there imaginary friendlings. Please excuse the brevity of tonight's lead in. If you want to blame someone for it, blame Maria. No shit. It's easy to forget since the media is no longer interested, but Puerto Rico is still nowhere nearly back to normal. In this day and age on

Your “Winter Can Bite Me” MNF Open Thread

theeWeeBabySeamus - December 11, 2017December 11, 2017

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Yes, winter can bite my fat white ass. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TxrwImCJCqk In my neck o' the woods, we had snow and ice this weekend, and most of it is still on the ground. That's because it's still cold as shit. I live in the south, dammit. This isn't supposed to happen. Or at least

Your “Holy Sh*tsnacks Batman…No Football?” Saturday Evening Open Thread

theeWeeBabySeamus - December 9, 2017December 9, 2017

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Nope, no football tonight. More or less. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VJcwqyhUtH0 OK, calm down, don't cry. There actually is if you want it badly enough. The FCS quarterfinals do continue tonight with the #16 Kennesaw State Owls facing the #5 Sam Houston State BearKats. But that's on ESPN3 though (8:30pmEST), so I say screw that game.