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Your “I Don’t Think Any Of Them Will Become Iron Man” Tuesday Evening Open Thread

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Beerguyrob - September 3, 2019September 3, 2019
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NFL News: If the rumours are true, Ezekiel Elliott should have a new contract by the end of the day. He has left Mexico & flown back to Dallas. One would think this is on the advice of the agent negotiating for him, which means it has to be close.

Your “Cruelty Has A Human Heart” Saturday Evening Open Thread

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Beerguyrob - November 10, 2018November 9, 2018
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c20-fm_WNew Legacy of the Beast 2019 tour dates announced Friday! If you didn't read the collection of World War One pieces I published earlier today, please consider this a reminder to go out to a Remembrance Day / Veteran's Day ceremony tomorrow, as it will mark exactly 100 years since the guns

BOLTMAN GROUP Presents – The Sound of the Beast

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Low Commander of the Super Soldiers - October 31, 2018October 31, 2018
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♫ Set to the music of “The Number of the Beast” from Iron Maiden ♫ GHOST OF JUNIOR SEAU: Woe to you, oh Span-oiiii, for the deal you made sends the beast with wrath, Because he knows the time is nigh... Let him who hath electric dance moves reckon the sound of the beast For it

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