BFC is a Chicago native transplanted to our nation's capital and transplanted again to the mountain West, then to SoCal, then back to the mountain West, and then again back to our nation's capital. He enjoys football, whisky, and the oxford comma.
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Spanky Datass
August 7, 2015 12:43 pm
I seem to remember hearing one of the ‘9ers brass mention recently that they were working on a contract extension for Smith. That’s gotta hurt, Aldon. Oof.
I’ve seen this…… somewhere before……… can’t quite………. place it….
Teddy's Bridge Over Troubled Water
August 7, 2015 12:33 pm
Screw the Browns or Texans. How much of an absolute dumpster fire is SF gonna be this year? Seriously.
On a less serious note. Greetings Kommentariat! Been a lurker for a couple years and the death of KSK made me want to join this budding community. How the fuck ya doin’ boys?
Oh, hey! I didn’t see you come in. Every time the door opens the light there, well the light it hurts my eyes. Please, have a seat. I’d love to give you a tour and show you around, but I’m, ha, you know. I’m just real busy over here in this dark, spider-infested corner beneath these cardboard boxes.
/Returns to slicing all of her her Niners paraphernalia into rope to make a noose
//Throws computer with her drafts for her season preview for SF out the window
Can you just post them under a “Guess the team” type game? Like which team will have the worse season? Who will give up the most points/sacks to the opposing defense?
I seem to remember hearing one of the ‘9ers brass mention recently that they were working on a contract extension for Smith. That’s gotta hurt, Aldon. Oof.
http://41.media.tumblr.com/50f63677357b56b772cf20ea30fb75ea/tumblr_nj9w46T7HJ1syvjuco1_500.jpg
This needs to be a recurring feature. Someone needs to do a post re-setting the counter.
Yes, yes it does, however, it needn’t be limited to Niners players, please.
Wouldn’t it be “Today’s arrest is: ___________”
If we didn’t somehow happen to have a professional sport figure we could include Hollywood.
I’ve seen this…… somewhere before……… can’t quite………. place it….
Screw the Browns or Texans. How much of an absolute dumpster fire is SF gonna be this year? Seriously.
On a less serious note. Greetings Kommentariat! Been a lurker for a couple years and the death of KSK made me want to join this budding community. How the fuck ya doin’ boys?
Welcome aboard!
On a side note, I’m also a graphic designer so if anyone needs Photoshop work done for a post I’m glad to help.
I will tell you right now that if you can do a quick mock up Stalin wearing a Bronco’s cap Komrade Hippo would rename one of his daughter’s after you.
You have no idea what you’re getting into. But AWESOME.
Damn glad to have you.
Grab a brew. Don’t cost nuthin’.
Oh, hey! I didn’t see you come in. Every time the door opens the light there, well the light it hurts my eyes. Please, have a seat. I’d love to give you a tour and show you around, but I’m, ha, you know. I’m just real busy over here in this dark, spider-infested corner beneath these cardboard boxes.
/Returns to slicing all of her her Niners paraphernalia into rope to make a noose
//Throws computer with her drafts for her season preview for SF out the window
///Is also working on a draft of the Browns season preview
Can you just post them under a “Guess the team” type game? Like which team will have the worse season? Who will give up the most points/sacks to the opposing defense?
/At least SF knows who their QB is going to be.
Cove; for your preview wearing one of these will get you in the right place mascot and “dogpound” wise.
Niners AND Browns previews? I didn’t know you were a masochist.
Also, be careful upstairs because Joe Montana is masturbating up there.
*SPOILER ALERT* Because no one really cares about the Cardinals, ripping on the 49ers is going to anchor my Buzzsaw season preview.
http://38.media.tumblr.com/b73069ea766bf93d813741c13a6bf6a0/tumblr_mt80utB6UJ1rqfhi2o1_250.gif
Never trust anyone from Missouri.
Man, I just hate the way the cops racially profile Vandals.
He went to school in Idaho?
I fixed the link for ya. Also, excellent use of the h/t. Perfect.
Sweet, now it the linkyist.
Thanks. I’m not internetz expert.
Link needs to be more linkie.
http://40.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_llz5bzofkn1qa2vz7o1_400.jpg
Yes. But a hatrick.
Rushed for time if I had Photoshop I would have croudly added Aldons head to the car in the banner pic. Feel free to change folks
Thanks for adding one at all. I was trying to upload a pic from his last DUI sentencing, and my internetz crapped out.
In bewzbawl werld they would say, “He touched all the bazez.”
Whatever in fuck that means.
Did somebody say boozeball?
— Aldon Smith
I thought the criminal hat trick was Kaepernick’s thing.
You have the right to remain 7ilent
Or the Pouncey brothers.