His Right Honorable Lord Lordship the Lordly
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Martin

Anyone still up?

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BrettFavresColonoscopy

I fell asleep and woke back up, does that count?

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Speaking of odd juxtapositions; THIS IS ON A MOTORBOAT!

http://www.barnorama.com/wp-content/images/2012/03/bouncing-boobs/16-bouncing-boobs.gif

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Horatio Cornblower

You know the girl on the left secretly hates Ms. Bouncy.

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Old School Zero

I got yer hard knocks RIGHT HERE!

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

WUT?

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Ohs, thought you said ‘nice knockers.’

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IronAvenger6491

Jesus, that bra is working overtime.

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

There is a video of the whole ride; I believe the bra fails in the mission of containment.

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

NSFW lesson in near-fluid mechanics.

http://ferroso01.tumblr.com/post/126464707772

and beauty.

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ballsofsteelandfury

That is awesome.

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blaxabbath

This season of Hard Knocks is proof that, once DFO is fully operational, we can move forward on establishing Golden League Football.

FOR PROFIT!!

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Sill Bimmons

Seriously a funny FJM-style takedown of this lunatic’s Craigslist desperation plea for personal photographs of women’s breasts.

Go read it.

http://media.giphy.com/media/dDFI08B2pxTna/giphy.gif

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Martin

I hope they at least directed the poor bastard to r/gonewild at the end of it.

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

I’m at a loss here; can anyone predict what will happen in the video that this gif was capped from? Could be they are just roommates.

http://38.media.tumblr.com/e64afd301d54dcc9a7898653d65b49aa/tumblr_nsy56dB0W01tauas6o1_500.gif

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Sharkbait

She fixes the cable?

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Sill Bimmons

She brought a pizza and is also a yoga instructor?

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IronAvenger6491

They go downward dog?

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ballsofsteelandfury

Winner

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Sill Bimmons

I remember the Oilers better:

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/31RNS7pQlTL.jpg

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

“LOOK AT MY ANUS. LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOK AT IT!!”

-Cat

http://33.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_me6xzbUpXD1qdlh1io1_400.gif

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IronAvenger6491

That pussy sure is an asshole, also there’s a cat in this gif.

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IronAvenger6491

Houston Texans? Don’t you mean the Oilers, nd they’re the Titans now.

Remember those Titans? Few do.

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

http://33.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_md264xzJBf1r426i4o7_r1_250.gif

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King Hippo

Is this as dumpster fire-y bad as the Falcons’ season? I made it through like 2/3 an episode of that before I said “even I’m not that goddamned bored.”

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His Right Honorable Lord Lordship the Lordly

Well, JJ Watt’s workout sequences lasted a solid 7-8 minutes, there was a Dan Synder sighting, and several mentions and scenes of the Patriots

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King Hippo

ok, even 45 seconds of that sounds Seppuku-inducing.

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Martin

All hail the new Matron Saint.

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ballsofsteelandfury

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPSTERRIBLY SORRY THAT GOT POSTED TWICE. SORRY. SORRY.

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ballsofsteelandfury

That’s quite alright. No need to apologize.

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Some people are QUITE offended if I don’t post a fresh image of Emily, QUITE, I say!

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King Hippo

This is a movement I can get behind. Or genuflect before. Whatever she might prefer, HOLY FUCKBALLS.

/may have been Tuesday drinking a bit

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Sill Bimmons

Bucs lost to the Cards:

http://sd.keepcalm-o-matic.co.uk/i/keep-calm-and-fuck-the-universe.png

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King Hippo

The Cardinals’ campaign seems to have the momentum of a runaway freight train. Why are you so popular?

/maybe it’s the jorts?

//WOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Sill Bimmons

http://cdn.meme.am/instances/400x/9094378.jpg

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Martin

A real Texan.

She was even a Dallas Cowboys cheerleader, Texas’s only NFL team.

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IronAvenger6491

Shame that JJ porked her.

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His Right Honorable Lord Lordship the Lordly

Stay tuned, JJ Watt is going to work out after the credits.

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Martin

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Horatio Cornblower

Pfft, she’s not even bringing the weights all the way down to the floor.

2/10, would not creepily follow around the gym

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His Right Honorable Lord Lordship the Lordly

FIght! Fight! Fight!

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Martin

Not Texan. Don’t care.

http://giant.gfycat.com/VillainousArtisticAmericanindianhorse.gif

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

I wanted a moaner for my birthday, but I just got a sweater.

http://36.media.tumblr.com/15701ba2f7cc80de11ba93d968859126/tumblr_novno6zeuq1r426i4o1_1280.jpg

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King Hippo

Her tits changed my life, and I’m a leg man.

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Horatio Cornblower

I don’t see what the problem is with gore in the comments.

http://static.glamurama.uol.com.br/2013/01/AlGore-21.jpg

I mean, yeah, he was a shitty candidate but that just smacks of censorship.

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

He means Al.

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Well fuck, maybe i should fucking refresh once in a while.

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His Right Honorable Lord Lordship the Lordly

Dan Synder speech.

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Horatio Cornblower

This is me watching the Yankees right now.

This season was such a pleasant surprise too.

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His Right Honorable Lord Lordship the Lordly

So the Texans forgot the QB jerseys. Not even the Texans ownemployees care about the Texans

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ballsofsteelandfury

Maybe they just understand how shitty the QB situation is…

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Sharkbait

Could be worse. All QBs on the roster have their jaws in tact

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Hypnotoad……………. in repose.

http://41.media.tumblr.com/1f8a0b7d28c370e04d754a0656652cba/tumblr_nqicjzNqPZ1refx74o1_1280.jpg

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His Right Honorable Lord Lordship the Lordly

This series is going to be a minimum 25% JJ Watt working out, isn’t it.

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Horatio Cornblower

So my daughter’s at her Grandmother’s for the week, my son’s working at a restaurant and my wife just flew to CA for the next 8 days.

I am wearing only shorts and wondering if the Yankees are going to make me drink an entire bottle of tequila tonight.

And the umpire just threw out a fan. There’s no way I’d leave without going on the field after him.

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BrettFavresColonoscopy

Why are you even home? DFO weekend in Vegas?

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Horatio Cornblower

Because my son will eventually get home and he’s 17 and he’s got a girlfriend and I’ll be goddamned if I’m going to be a grandfather before he finishes high school.

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Horatio Cornblower

Yeah but I’m not sure she is…

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Sharkbait

Nothing some fishing line and the basement stairs wont fix

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Martin

Does Fathead do custom pieces of women? I can recommend a wide variety of women to use so that he humps the wall instead of his girlfriend.

After all, drywall is fuck tons cheaper than a baby.

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ballsofsteelandfury

There is a great line in Waiting about not getting a girl pregnant because you only practice anal sex. I couldn’t find a pic, so enjoy this instead:
http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b366/Mruniverso/waiting057.jpg

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Martin

Drink it, pussy.

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Woops …. that belongs on the books thread.

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Horatio Cornblower

No, no, it’s fine right here.

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Duchess

I bet you won’t finish that bottle

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His Right Honorable Lord Lordship the Lordly

Jj Watt working after practice scene#1.

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Martin

A Texan I actually care about.

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Sharkbait

Is Emily Ratajkowski the new Matron Saint?

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ballsofsteelandfury

I approve this message!

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Martin

She is now.

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Horatio Cornblower

I have no objection to this.

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His Right Honorable Lord Lordship the Lordly

Romeo Crennel sighting.

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His Right Honorable Lord Lordship the Lordly

Vince Wilfork has a double sweat stain going on that UM t-shirt.

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His Right Honorable Lord Lordship the Lordly

ACL tear #1.

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Doktor Zymm

Will the NFL let me put “ACL Tear” on a custom jersey?

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His Right Honorable Lord Lordship the Lordly

O’Brien has quite the chin-ass.

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Doktor Zymm

I have broccoli and I have brie and I have puff pastry. I’m making a cheesy broccoli tart this weekend, aren’t I.

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WCS

I understand all of those words separately.

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WhyEaglesWhy

You could also make a delicious quiche tart.

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His Right Honorable Lord Lordship the Lordly

Bill O’Brien demands his players know the Texans corporate governance rules in an out. Don’t know the bylaws, your ass is fucking cut.

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Martin

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Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

I was gonna watch this live, but instead I am hitting on a really hot chick. Fuck all of you guys

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Doktor Zymm

Good luck!

(Also, if you meant literally hot, then a fever above 105 should result in a hospital visit)

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ballsofsteelandfury

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Martin

AAAAAAARRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

http://www.reactiongifs.com/r/slte.gif

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Horatio Cornblower

If she says her name is ‘Caitlyn J.’ get out of there fast!

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BrettFavresColonoscopy

Liveblog the attempt and results?

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ballsofsteelandfury

FUCK and YES!

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Cuntler

Considering your user name, aren’t you required to stay at least 500 yards from a school?

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MikeWallaceAndGromit

Also, I’m a Best Coaster, so who’s up for a 3 hours delayed live blog?!

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His Right Honorable Lord Lordship the Lordly

And we have our first JJ Watt workout sequence.

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WCS

#Rise #Blessed #Grind #Blessed #NoOffDays #Blessed #HardWork #Blessed #BiggerInTexas #Blessed #BandOfBrothers #Blessed

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WCS

This isn’t appearing on HBO Go. Have a dozen drinks in my memory.

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His Right Honorable Lord Lordship the Lordly

Jesus, 3 minutes in there’s a circus, the Patriots super bowl rimg party, HBO doesn’t care about the Texans.

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His Right Honorable Lord Lordship the Lordly

Vince Wilfork is playing catch with an Elephant.

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ballsofsteelandfury

You’re just fucking with us now and making shit up because we don’t have HBO.

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BrettFavresColonoscopy

This is the kind of shit we beat up Adrian Peterson for…oh.

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MikeWallaceAndGromit

I completely forgotten Hard Knocks was on Tuesdays.

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Sharkbait

How the fuck ya doing boys?

/doesnt have HBO
//Is here for the drinks

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His Right Honorable Lord Lordship the Lordly

O’Brien literally started the show with a “Nobody Cares about the Texans” speech.

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Doktor Zymm

JJ Watt is creepy. I’m watching “The Men Who Built America” on Netflix instead. Though, based on my own knowledge of these guys, Carnegie is pretty creepy too.

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ballsofsteelandfury

I heard a rumor HBO was showing this for free. Is this true?

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Darkest Timeline Zack Morris

So, um, like, what’s your HBO Go password? I’m just asking for my friend.

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His Right Honorable Lord Lordship the Lordly

You boys ain’t getting access to the 3 softcore porn movies gratis.

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ballsofsteelandfury

But how will I know what happens on Coed Confidential?!?

/realizes that’s Skinemax
//still

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Horatio Cornblower

Ophelia was way hotter before she got the implants.

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ballsofsteelandfury

Agreed! I really don’t understand why some women feel they need to have them.

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