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Martin

Anyone still up?

BrettFavresColonoscopy

I fell asleep and woke back up, does that count?

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Speaking of odd juxtapositions; THIS IS ON A MOTORBOAT!

http://www.barnorama.com/wp-content/images/2012/03/bouncing-boobs/16-bouncing-boobs.gif

Horatio Cornblower

You know the girl on the left secretly hates Ms. Bouncy.

Old School Zero

I got yer hard knocks RIGHT HERE!

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Ohs, thought you said ‘nice knockers.’

IronAvenger6491

Jesus, that bra is working overtime.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

There is a video of the whole ride; I believe the bra fails in the mission of containment.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

NSFW lesson in near-fluid mechanics.

http://ferroso01.tumblr.com/post/126464707772

and beauty.

ballsofsteelandfury

That is awesome.

blaxabbath

This season of Hard Knocks is proof that, once DFO is fully operational, we can move forward on establishing Golden League Football.

FOR PROFIT!!

Sill Bimmons

Seriously a funny FJM-style takedown of this lunatic’s Craigslist desperation plea for personal photographs of women’s breasts.

Go read it.

http://media.giphy.com/media/dDFI08B2pxTna/giphy.gif

Martin

I hope they at least directed the poor bastard to r/gonewild at the end of it.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

I’m at a loss here; can anyone predict what will happen in the video that this gif was capped from? Could be they are just roommates.

http://38.media.tumblr.com/e64afd301d54dcc9a7898653d65b49aa/tumblr_nsy56dB0W01tauas6o1_500.gif

Sharkbait

She fixes the cable?

Sill Bimmons

She brought a pizza and is also a yoga instructor?

IronAvenger6491

They go downward dog?

ballsofsteelandfury

Winner

Sill Bimmons
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

“LOOK AT MY ANUS. LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOK AT IT!!”

-Cat

http://33.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_me6xzbUpXD1qdlh1io1_400.gif

IronAvenger6491

That pussy sure is an asshole, also there’s a cat in this gif.

IronAvenger6491

Houston Texans? Don’t you mean the Oilers, nd they’re the Titans now.

Remember those Titans? Few do.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
King Hippo

Is this as dumpster fire-y bad as the Falcons’ season? I made it through like 2/3 an episode of that before I said “even I’m not that goddamned bored.”

King Hippo

ok, even 45 seconds of that sounds Seppuku-inducing.

Martin

All hail the new Matron Saint.

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ballsofsteelandfury

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPSTERRIBLY SORRY THAT GOT POSTED TWICE. SORRY. SORRY.

ballsofsteelandfury

That’s quite alright. No need to apologize.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Some people are QUITE offended if I don’t post a fresh image of Emily, QUITE, I say!

King Hippo

This is a movement I can get behind. Or genuflect before. Whatever she might prefer, HOLY FUCKBALLS.

/may have been Tuesday drinking a bit

Sill Bimmons
King Hippo

The Cardinals’ campaign seems to have the momentum of a runaway freight train. Why are you so popular?

/maybe it’s the jorts?

//WOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sill Bimmons
Martin

A real Texan.

She was even a Dallas Cowboys cheerleader, Texas’s only NFL team.

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IronAvenger6491

Shame that JJ porked her.

Martin

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Horatio Cornblower

Pfft, she’s not even bringing the weights all the way down to the floor.

2/10, would not creepily follow around the gym

Martin
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
King Hippo

Her tits changed my life, and I’m a leg man.

Horatio Cornblower

I don’t see what the problem is with gore in the comments.

http://static.glamurama.uol.com.br/2013/01/AlGore-21.jpg

I mean, yeah, he was a shitty candidate but that just smacks of censorship.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

He means Al.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Well fuck, maybe i should fucking refresh once in a while.

Horatio Cornblower

This is me watching the Yankees right now.

This season was such a pleasant surprise too.

Maybe they just understand how shitty the QB situation is…

Sharkbait

Could be worse. All QBs on the roster have their jaws in tact

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Horatio Cornblower

So my daughter’s at her Grandmother’s for the week, my son’s working at a restaurant and my wife just flew to CA for the next 8 days.

I am wearing only shorts and wondering if the Yankees are going to make me drink an entire bottle of tequila tonight.

And the umpire just threw out a fan. There’s no way I’d leave without going on the field after him.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Why are you even home? DFO weekend in Vegas?

Horatio Cornblower

Because my son will eventually get home and he’s 17 and he’s got a girlfriend and I’ll be goddamned if I’m going to be a grandfather before he finishes high school.

Horatio Cornblower

Yeah but I’m not sure she is…

Sharkbait

Nothing some fishing line and the basement stairs wont fix

Martin

Does Fathead do custom pieces of women? I can recommend a wide variety of women to use so that he humps the wall instead of his girlfriend.

After all, drywall is fuck tons cheaper than a baby.

ballsofsteelandfury

There is a great line in Waiting about not getting a girl pregnant because you only practice anal sex. I couldn’t find a pic, so enjoy this instead:
http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b366/Mruniverso/waiting057.jpg

Martin

Drink it, pussy.

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Woops …. that belongs on the books thread.

Horatio Cornblower

No, no, it’s fine right here.

Duchess

I bet you won’t finish that bottle

Martin

A Texan I actually care about.

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Sharkbait

Is Emily Ratajkowski the new Matron Saint?

ballsofsteelandfury

I approve this message!

Martin

She is now.

Horatio Cornblower

I have no objection to this.

Doktor Zymm

Will the NFL let me put “ACL Tear” on a custom jersey?

Doktor Zymm

I have broccoli and I have brie and I have puff pastry. I’m making a cheesy broccoli tart this weekend, aren’t I.

WCS

I understand all of those words separately.

WhyEaglesWhy

You could also make a delicious quiche tart.

Martin

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Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

I was gonna watch this live, but instead I am hitting on a really hot chick. Fuck all of you guys

Doktor Zymm

Good luck!

(Also, if you meant literally hot, then a fever above 105 should result in a hospital visit)

ballsofsteelandfury

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Martin

AAAAAAARRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

http://www.reactiongifs.com/r/slte.gif

Horatio Cornblower

If she says her name is ‘Caitlyn J.’ get out of there fast!

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Liveblog the attempt and results?

ballsofsteelandfury

FUCK and YES!

Cuntler

Considering your user name, aren’t you required to stay at least 500 yards from a school?

MikeWallaceAndGromit

Also, I’m a Best Coaster, so who’s up for a 3 hours delayed live blog?!

WCS

#Rise #Blessed #Grind #Blessed #NoOffDays #Blessed #HardWork #Blessed #BiggerInTexas #Blessed #BandOfBrothers #Blessed

WCS

This isn’t appearing on HBO Go. Have a dozen drinks in my memory.

You’re just fucking with us now and making shit up because we don’t have HBO.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

This is the kind of shit we beat up Adrian Peterson for…oh.

MikeWallaceAndGromit

I completely forgotten Hard Knocks was on Tuesdays.

Sharkbait

How the fuck ya doing boys?

/doesnt have HBO
//Is here for the drinks

Doktor Zymm

JJ Watt is creepy. I’m watching “The Men Who Built America” on Netflix instead. Though, based on my own knowledge of these guys, Carnegie is pretty creepy too.

ballsofsteelandfury

I heard a rumor HBO was showing this for free. Is this true?

Darkest Timeline Zack Morris

So, um, like, what’s your HBO Go password? I’m just asking for my friend.

But how will I know what happens on Coed Confidential?!?

/realizes that’s Skinemax
//still

Horatio Cornblower

Ophelia was way hotter before she got the implants.

ballsofsteelandfury

Agreed! I really don’t understand why some women feel they need to have them.