That was a great day, wasn’t it? Remember when that guy scored? I didn’t think it would happen. But that guy that got injured-that was a bad break. But at least the home team won, right? And the cheerleaders, oh the cheerleaders! That rookie is going to be something special, isn’t he? But that vet-I thought he was going to be okay but it’s obvious the years have taken their toll. And that team that is 1-0? Who could have seen that coming? So much to discuss at the water cooler tomorrow!
NYG vs Dal: Hey Romo, here’s your early Xmas present-Giants starting safeties Brandon Collins (a rookie) and Cooper Taylor ( I assume he is a developmentally-challenged hobo that hides in a shopping cart when on the sidelines). If the Cowboys D falters a bit we may get a shoot-out but the talent levels between these teams is significant. Eli likes turtles.
Luckily the Giants have Romo to keep them in this game.
I have “Romoception” in the clipboard, ready to go.
Here’s hoping.
GIVE ME AN F!
F!
GIVE ME A U!
U!
GIVE ME A C!
C!
GIVE ME A K!
K!
WHAT’S THAT SPELL?
DALLAS!
FUCK DALLAS!
FUCK DALLAS
DanFuel
KraftDings
Went to pick up daughter at work; wife snagged control of the TV; now I’m watching Guy’s grocery games instead of football. Not looking up for your pal phisherman this evening.
I suggest murder.
Guy Fieri or Chris Collinsowrth you got one bullet, what are ya gunna do?
Have them stand beside each other and hope the bullet will penetrate a skull three times?
Get them to hug.
Nervous? I don’t think I expect anything less than mediocrity for this season.
If they finish above 500. or at it, i’ll be happy.
I need you to be Eliath tonight, Manning. Be Eliath.
BEARS GONNA EAT THE CHILDREN
hey guys
Hi Dr. Sill
sup
double post
Joe Flacco and Jay Cutler are who we thought they were.
Springsteen is a Giants fan, right? How do the Cowboys get back to The River?
Aha! Another reason to loathe Springsteen!
So, help me out here:
Cheerleader kick lines. They’re pretty much just to bait men into staring at women’s vaginas, right?
Micheals good, Collinsworth cancer.
fuck you Dez
Please Lord let them just be OK tonight please please.
How many Martinis has Al drunk? How many Collies has Cris molested?
Al sounds like he’s having the slowest stroke in the world.
BOOOOO I want Faith Hill back!
We all do.
That wasn’t her?
Carrie Underwood has done the theme for the last 3 years. But one blond country singer is as good as another, I guess.
Jerry World…ugh, I curdle at the thought
Pat Benatar has to be rich as fuck after all these years of torturous SNF openings
You would think but I think she is getting ripped off on this.
You mean Joan Jett.
Joan Jett. Unless I missed your subtle joke.
GO LARGE HUMANS! BOO COW HERDERS!
This could be a long game for you.
Oh, I’m aware the Cowfuckers are better than the Giants. I’m just drunk enough that my hate has turned to hope. FUCK DALLAS.
Agreed wholeheartedly
I have an irrational hate for all things Texas, but I am worried were gonna see Wall Candy Eli and not semi-competent Eli tonight.
I’m here with you Zymm.
Who face times after a first date?
Unless you want to show someone something like, “you have to see what this fucker did NOW,” who Facetimes at all?
I can see FaceTime for talking to parents or a partner that’s out of town
Was it a sexy Facetime? That’s the only possible explanation.
That Verizon or Comsat commercial question with rashida jones leaves a lot of questions
Is Tony Dungy on a hunger strike or something?
See my comment re: a tapeworm earlier.
Well, the gays ARE marrying all over the place
Hopefully he does a Bobby Sands.
Maybe he has AIDS.
It’s official I’ve know heard the word ‘fanduel’ more times in one single day than I’ve heard any other word in my entire 44 year existence.
The worst IMO is the analysts/announcers making references to it even like “Oh, so-and-so had a big day. You know who must be happy? The people who have him on Fanduel.”
And yet Al Michaels had to tiptoe around the Steelers’ late garbage time push.
cant wait for lockup: Cleveland Browns
//would’ve made this joke earlier but spent the day outside
In the latest “I Can’t Let This Go” News-
How do you want your steak cooked, you little fucker? I’m not doing well done. Salt and pepper as the base spices is good enough for EVERY SINGLE PERSON that eats my grilled meats. I don’t throw “exotic” shit like cumin or paprika on your beef. You can’t even tell me how your steak should be cooked. GAH!!! Eat a sausage, person that did not issue from my loins.
/I feel better
i like medium well, or just well.
No, Iron. Just….no.
At least…. At least he didn’t request ketchup? I’m trying to help.
That’s automatic death, right?
Anybody here watch Longmire? “I don’t have time to make another fortune… I do have time to make another son.”
I want to be able to still make out the stun gun marks. Basically get it above room temperature.
Don’t feed the fucker then.
With grass-fed beef, I have the grill super hot.
Salt pepper then sear both sides.
Let it rest.
Then enjoy.
Well done is just wrong.
This is exactly what I do. I know my shit as far as steaks are concerned. My son is lost.
Peyton Manning: Losing feeling in my arm.
Relying on my defense.
Update:
It’s amazing the drop in quality NBC has from their epl coverage to their NFL coverage
It’s probably the equivalent of the divide between FX and Fox. Networks are a whole different animal than cable networks.
Does Dungy have a tapeworm? He looks emaciated.
He’s on a hunger strike in solidarity with Kim Davis? Only nobody told him she got out of jail.
His ears are getting bigger. I think they’re symbiotes feeding on his body fat.
So…. is this just the first year that I have noticed Tappen covering the NFL or has she jumped ship from the NHL?
I’ve never seen Sweet Dee cover the NFL.
It’s so very true! She was wonderful for the NHL and I am super afraid this may be a career move.
Which sucks, because she is really good on the NHL.
This Metal Gear V game is fun.
I cannot wait for Fallout IV.
Same here. I have no clue when I will ever have time to play it but its the only video game I am interested in playing.
Between Fallout 4, MGS V and the Witcher III, it’s gonna be hard to pick a game of the year.
I can’t hear you over the sound of Forza 6 dropping in a couple days
I’m lame and still playing Dragon Age
I’m not a nerd. I don’t play video games.
I have it setting on my computer ready to play, but the Mad Max game has me by the soul at the moment.
Ever do something fun and look up and it’s 4 hours later? That’s Metal Gear except x30 billion.
Romo carrying water for the Shield. “It’s special to be here, special to be a part of this.”
https://youtu.be/QlG0L28NNXQ
Rodney Harrison: Winston will be a good #1 draft pick. Just look at Eric Fisher.
How is Winston going to be a good player? He was shitty against pretty weak acc defenses in college?
It’s a good thing Auburn had that miracle TD return in the 2013 Iron Bowl. Otherwise, Bama would’ve had a field day against Winston.
He isn’t a good player. That’s the joke.
Applewood smoked rotisserie chicken. It is a wonderful thing that you can pick things like that up at a store.
The down side to going out to watch games is having to wear all the clothes. Home and down to just 2 items. LET US SEE SOME SUNDAY NIGHT FB!
My vision of Doc Zymm right now:
http://36.media.tumblr.com/1b01647039cd91f69f2eb18bdf780f72/tumblr_nomilaH9wx1uq3x5lo1_1280.jpg
Nah, it’s a T-shirt and leopard panties. Also, I got a better ass than she does.
Like this?
http://content4.coedcherry.com/lucy-ohara/79075/LucyOHara04.jpg
Manningface and Romobyl to kick off the first Sunday night of the season. It doesn’t get any better than this
Ideal SNF viewing guests
http://40.media.tumblr.com/cad141fdfc35fa4a23799d2c43252800/tumblr_nt1wb65oSH1uq3x5lo1_500.jpg
Does one of them have only one leg?
Nope. Behind the blonde. They’re very cuddly, these two.
Nope. She has two.
http://41.media.tumblr.com/5732e1345c416713f95b56f52fb1377e/tumblr_ngy49o7FRO1rgc94co1_1280.jpg
http://41.media.tumblr.com/d332700129daeae928535eb26138336c/tumblr_ngevkjnW2W1s8b61jo1_1280.jpg
I would be okay with the Federal Government outlawing all fantasy football just to stop these fucking draft king commercials.
I kinda want Andy Samberg to come rushing in as those guys celebrate and Falcon Punch them when they least expect it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lgG-syP89iY
That ended unexpectedly.
But, somehow, sportsbooks are evil. FUCK YOU GOODELL!
In fairness, I do want a giant check. I just don’t want to play Draft Kings to get it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=020sZ0PY8ko
Bruce Arians looked like he was auditioning for the life aquatic 2 in his post game interview
All right, guys. Off to cook some garlic lime chicken and drink some Texas whiskey for a bit. Hoping to be back for the game.
What is in the water that gives so many English girls giant tits?
I think it’s in the beer, tbh.
D’Oh! I was posting ass pics to the wrong thread.
http://40.media.tumblr.com/224e8d88c3b6f87f6eecb49e5c2a5f8c/tumblr_nlyh1vglCm1uq3x5lo1_1280.jpg
http://41.media.tumblr.com/d80f2af405892ddb0b0328ee5ac926a9/tumblr_nltydznMD01r8bjnao1_1280.jpg
When does PK’s MMQB column usually come out on Mondays? I have an idea…
I love ideas!
Between 6–8am EST
It’s better than coffee for waking you up AND making you pants-shittingly angry in minutes.
For the LOVE OF GOD….someone please take the ring away from Dungy. Its turning him into that troll thing from the movie!
He was already Gollum before the ring.
Really coach…the Jews were behind the loss?!?
And it was meant to be a pooch kick? GET THE FUCK OUT!
How screwed up is it that NBC makes me pine for the shitheads that are on Fox.
Oh, whoa, James Jones is still good.
I hate Dallas winning anything, but Dallas will probably win this game. I miss accidentally competent Eli.
Excellent job on these open threads, scotchnaut!
Thanks, Balls.
Welp, it’s a brand new Giants and the only question i have is, when do i stop chugging the bleach…
I like Clorox. You?
Clorox sounds great