That was a great day, wasn’t it? Remember when that guy scored? I didn’t think it would happen. But that guy that got injured-that was a bad break. But at least the home team won, right? And the cheerleaders, oh the cheerleaders! That rookie is going to be something special, isn’t he? But that vet-I thought he was going to be okay but it’s obvious the years have taken their toll. And that team that is 1-0? Who could have seen that coming? So much to discuss at the water cooler tomorrow!
NYG vs Dal: Hey Romo, here’s your early Xmas present-Giants starting safeties Brandon Collins (a rookie) and Cooper Taylor ( I assume he is a developmentally-challenged hobo that hides in a shopping cart when on the sidelines). If the Cowboys D falters a bit we may get a shoot-out but the talent levels between these teams is significant. Eli likes turtles.
5 minutes, and Romo already misses Dez.
“Fuck it, I’m throwing to Witten”
“That was a brilliant imcompletion by Romo”
I am at an Orioles game with my family, and sober, $10 to anyone who can come and kill me
Please?
$10 to go into Baltimore after dark? Not worth it.
Naw, that’s the safest bit of the Inner Harbor, ye be aight.
The safest bit of the inner harbor is surrounded by smack fiends. Yes, especially the crabs.
You’re in Baltimore. You don’t really need to ask.
Have you pissed someone off at a news station recently?
I feel like there are plenty of people in the immediate area who will do it for free. Atleast that’s what I gathered from The Wire
And the O’s are up 5-2. Imagine if it was the other way around!
“It gets very very dry down here”
A. Sideline report from the field
or
B. Worst Tinder pick up line ever
This is absolutely fantastic
HIS HAMSTRING IS DEHYDRATED, OMGF!??!!?!???!!!!
It gets very dry down here because heat…and dry.
Hard hitting analysis right there.
Only Wesley Snipes not paying taxes gravitas can give this show the serious vibe that it needs.
That’s the suspense of the show: will Wesley be on next week’s show? Or will he be back in prison due to tax evasion?
Haha Dez going through a mall door to get to the locker room
I don’t understand how draft kings is a legal thing. It makes me want to run Malware Bytes on my TV.
Remember when all the poker.com commercials were all over the place.
They ended up getting busted by the feds. Lots of people lost money. I am assuming the same thing is going to happen.
Not soon enough though cause I FUCKING HATE THESE COMMERCIALS!
I’ve always wondered how it doesn’t qualify as gambling.
“games of skill” were given a loophole in UIEGA. So……fantasy football has more skill than poker. The diversion I lose 50 bucks at a year takes more skill than the game at which I have made thousands of dollars.
Damn. There are very few teams in the league with even an adequate secondary. You would think the market would adapt but there’s at least a decade in fucking adaptation going on in the league. Get someone who can defend a good receiver and reap the fucking benefits, says the lady who is bitter about the Seahawks rebuilding when they were at the same level as the Skins for a few years.
It doesn’t help DBs get a death penalty if they think about touching a WR
At the very least, get a safety who can actually play deep.
WHY THE FUCK DO YOU COME BACK FROM COMMERCIAL TO TELL US THAT YOU ARE GOING TO ANOTHER COMMERCIAL. FUCK YOU YOU FUCKING FUCKS.
You think Al ever gets tired of having to read promos for NBC’s latest shitty “cop show with a spin”?
That’s why he dirnks
Commercials into more commercials so great
Thank fucking christ we got those 3 seconds of football. I’m just glad we are getting another 5 minutes of commercials after those three seconds.
But all the money’s you’ll win at fan duel
Did we just get commercial-no gameplay-commercial?
Yes. Yes we did.
Oh, next weeks’ Packers game on SNF?
Lovely
Taking a party bus from Madison to Lambeau next Sunday. Have no ticket. Gonna slum it up in a bar with fans who I assume will be wearing Kuhn jerseys
Ha, they won’t all have Kuhn jerseys.
They’re be plenty of Nelson jerseys
Kinda hoping for a few Ripkowski jerseys tbqh
http://i.imgur.com/A1Il1uV.gif
I wonder how much money a person with a one hit wonder can make over a lifetime.
It’s actually a surprising amount depending on what kind of song it was.
FUCK YOUUUUUUUUUUUU
One of my favorite things about the beginning of the season is how all of the commercials are geared around the teams/players who were good at the end of last season but because success in the league is so fickle nowadays they feel dated almost instantaneously. It’s amazing how quickly dudes can go from “starring in your own commercial” to “never playing again”
For Luke McCown and his AT&T commercial, there is no gap for said time periods.
GEICO: Giving has-beens work for far too goddamn long
Romo has more time to throw than Morris Day.
WAAA, HALLELUJAH….WO-OH-OH-OH….
Hey Europe, you need money. Come play your 1 song for an insurance commercial!
Their countries should start gambling on games.
https://youtu.be/CcdXg0qtQ3I?t=23s
Cromarties are getting picked off one by one today it seems.
RIP DRC
Your defense is terrible if they can’t afford to lose Rogers-Cromartie.
Hey guys I’m setting a DraftKings one-day death pool for my uncle. $2 buy-in, and the closest gets to deliver his eulogy off a big check.
I should make all the Giants’ pics be the Mara sisters, but there’s some hot ass tail from New York.
First TD earns you Alexandra Daddario.
Wow, OBJ got hit so hard it turned his hair a weird orangy-brown shade of white!
/Crash Test Dummies immediately try to update “Mmm Mmm Mmm”
It is beyond me how any Eagles DB from the Asomugha years has a job anywhere.
Welp, that took care of itself.
Hey Samoan Jon Beason!
The draw play for the Giants=scare-mongering by conservative politicians. So tired.
The bigger news in the Seattle-Rams game is that Lance Kendricks is still alive
TE UNIVERSITY BABBBBBBYYYYYYYYYYY
Blindspot pun? DIE.
I was in the bathroom. Are those commercials still defining “blind spot” for us?
Water still wet, grass still green.
New York FG: Hayden Panettiere
http://40.media.tumblr.com/7028fb8129b6c2a47f2856c94b9bcedc/tumblr_np74mgqFiY1uq3x5lo1_1280.jpg
Did Al just say “Cocklin” instead of “Coughlin”, pretty sure I just heard that.
WOOO! three points!
Hell of a game when you decide a clip of the coach yelling is the best thing to go to commercial with.
Well, they had the not a fumble, the other not a fumble, and the not an interception, so they did their best.
If this game goes right, my nipples will get hard enough to etch “Fuck Dallas” in my bedside mirror.
It’s important to have goals.
If they could etch the entire “Debbie Does Dallas” I’d be impressed.
So you’ve been with Marv Albert then?
I’m not sure if I’m supposed to be intrigued or concerned for your well-being.
Derpington is going full retard tonight.
Kicking contest
Who doesn’t love a good game of California kickball football?
Did most of the old KSK Giants contingent follow us here? I remember it was a fairly sizable representation.
Tonight, we’re all Giants fans.
Haven’t seen Nippo or JFJ 🙁
Playoffs-esque concussion protocol
I really want the ref to open with “Listen up you stupid fuckstains” everytime he addresses the crowd
“ATTENTION INBRED SUBHUMAN PIGMEN” works for me
In-IN
com-COM
plete-PLETE
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
You can do it, Refs! Fuck Dallas!
Lovie approves of the challenge usage.
Andy Reid nods in approval
GE opened a facility here in Jacksonville and had a bomb scare during the first month.
“I work for GE!”
“Oh, we don’t care anymore because you work for The Man.”
“Fruity munch” is what Tom Coughlin used to call Liberace.