From what I can recall yesterday I had fun watching and drinking, drinking and watching. Did anyone not come remotely close to earning their pay today? [raises hand] Did anyone use a flimsy excuse to leave early? [raises hand] Well, at least we’re being honest. Tuesday I’ll get right back at it and…there’s more games? I went to the beer store to replenish stock? I can start drinking at 6 EST because there’s a double-header? You don’t say! Sorry in advance, folks at my workplace tomorrow…
Phi at Atl: This is the Eagles year this year, isn’t it? People in Philly without long-term concussion problems AND Brian Dawkins think so. He looked good in the pre-season so there’s no pressure whatsoever on Bradford tonight and the following weeks. As I recall, he and pressure of any sort did not get along in St. Lou. The Eagles finished with the 2nd most sacks in the league last year and a Falcons site thinks that the O-line is made of Arena League drop outs . Balsa Hard! guys. Don’t let the nay-sayers get to you. Oh yeah, Freeman and White are banged up as well. It’s all on you, Julio.
I suppose when you punt 15 times a game, some of them are going to be on the short side……
Draftkings, Fanduel, Draftkings, Fanduel….Oceania Has Always Been At War With East Asia.
The way that camera angle was, I though the Eagles were going for it.
It’s almost like Chip’s super offense struggles when the defenses like, try.
Indeed, like, the other team game planned for them, specifically!
And this isn’t even a for reals defense yet!
Oh look, a Vic Beasley cameo!
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What? Chip Kelly is evolving!
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Congratulations, your Chip Kelly evolved into a Ralph Friedgen.
Yikes!
Sam Bradford is still playing? Wow. I guess the people behind Peyton-bot have moved on to cybernetic implants.
Lucy Liu is slummin’ it these days.
We used to go to a huge swim meet at Quantico every year.
Like 60 teams.
We get more Fanduel promotion than draft kings here in Canada. They are equally as irritatating.
Now give the goddamn ball to murray
Personal Foul. Being too short to ride the roller coaster, 43, receiving team.
Too cold? TOO COLD!
Is there an app for muting Gruden and Tirico? I would just use the remote but apparently kids are all using their phones for stuff these days.
Wanna call the blatant hold there, ref? No? Cool.
Does he love football, Jon? Does he REALLY?
Fuck you Shanahan.
Chip Kelly is going to go to the locker room at halftime and send Marcus Mariota a text saying “saw you play last night – wish you were here”
Alright. The intro to Raw is over and… HOLY SHIT! The Eagles scored?!
Wow rare traffic free night in Atlanta…
That was fake right?
I’m surprised Long John Silver didn’t get Chip Kelly to endorse their whitefish fillet.
Huzzah!
These weekly fantasy sites have all that ad money for a reason.
But what about the totally-not-fake people who won 87 trillion by putting in some pocket change and a loose button?
Oh shit. The NEw Day on during commercials.
Sam Bradford in…Slumdog Millionaire
Oops, wrong Indian.
DEAR GOD I FUCKING HATE DRAFT KING!
Hello, action that resembles normal football activity
Christ, never mind.
You and he were buddies once…weren’t you?
YES! I’m glad someone likes it.
Ryan Matthews catches the ball as well as his leg bones hold up to impacts.
“DUDE! Why are you throwing something so hard at me?!”
GO FOR IT!
Go for it pussies!
Ryan Matthews: First round pick
What’s the over/under number of games before Bradford is hurt?
He made it to the 2nd quarter. That bet is done.
Trying out a new pizza place.
Mmmm…Sicilian…
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Atlanta’s tacking has been very good. It’s like they’re wearing velcro gloves.
I like Chip Kelly’s offense. They don’t fuck around when it comes to getting the punting team on the field.
He wants to set records in punting yardage
THIS ATLANTA FALCONS WITH SO MANY WHITE PLAYERS, I CALL EM’ ATLANTA GRITBIRDS ‘CAUSE OF THE DEARTH OF DAHKIES
“Me and Julio down by the schoolyard…”
[rubs hands together]
– Brad Childress
Beat it is a much better intro for AP than Iron man
I’m so jealous of you right now.
+1
I think of wood a lot more than metal when I think of AP.
I hear he likes to switch it up every so often
Julio took the Eagles to schoolio?
“Football games are decided in the red zone.”
-Tirico
“Bullshit”
– Flacco and Manning
With Roddy White AND Julio Jones, it’s embarrassing that Matt Ryan has throws that hit the ground.
Oh look, a Roddy White cameo!
I could really use some William Tecumseh Sherman at the head of 70,000 armed Federals in Atlanta right now.
You ever read Sherman’s speeches and writings? The mother fucker was brilliant.
“You cannot qualify war in harsher terms than I will. War is cruelty, and you cannot refine it; and those who brought war into our country deserve all the curses and maledictions a people can pour out. I know I had no hand in making this war, and I know I will make more sacrifices today than any of you to secure peace. But you cannot have peace and a division of our country. If the United States submits to a division now, it will not stop, but will go on until we reap the fate of Mexico, which is eternal war. The United States does and must assert its authority, wherever it once had power; for, if it relaxes one bit to pressure, it is gone, and I believe that such is the national feeling.”
Man more shit news. Just got a call from an ex-military buddy of mine. His home town has the brewery that first produced MGD. Apparently MillerCoors is shutting it down. Pretty much means the only major employer besides the bottling manufacturer and the trucking company (both are going under now), is gone for a town of 15000.
Did they really just play Vanilla Ice?
This game is a competition for which team can be the whitest
While in Hotlanta… Ironic.
“Wheeeee! I’m still relevant!”
-Vanilla Ice
“Ran for the first down!”
/3rd and 1
Yes Matt Ryan. You play in Atlanta. That’s a quality BC education you got right there.
Quality and Boston have never been seen at the same time and the same zip code together.
That’s not entirely accurate, the game against Howard was some quality dahkie-bashing.
That’s the best dad-troll McDonalds commercial ever…
“You think you’re boinking my daughter tonight? Not if she’s got the shits you’re not!”
Remember how Iggs fan used to hate when Donovan McNabb (aka Otis from Mayberry) and Andy Reid (aka Grimace from McDonald’s) used to win the NFC East every year?
You happy now, bitches?
O’Doyle Rules !
I actually got shit from my family for being upset about McNabb leaving
They misspelled “NFC finalist” on their banner
This is as deep as the Shanahan offense gets.
2 hours of wedding venue searching and Demarco has 0 points?
GIVE IT TO MURRAY YOU FUCKSTICK!
Well that is actually an improvement from where he was earlier. He had to be at least -2 points at one point.