I’d make reference to some sort of baseball term indicating the second of two games played in a row but I’ve still got my dignity.
Min at SF: Do you think that AP’s son gets to stay up late tonight to watch the game and if there are any repercussions to follow later on? Hey, “I’M JUST ASKING QUESTIONS”. Personally, I think AP is gonna tear the league a new farthole in their jorts. Bridgewater looked better but how could he not. I love the “trial by fire” that rook QB’s go through-it’s fun to guess who is going to end up a confidence-bereft husk of a ex-player with several million dollars in their bank account. This may/may not apply to Vince Young-I don’t have access to his bank account. As for the ‘9ers [Bob Marley’s “Exodus” plays softly in the background] there’s a shit ton of moving parts to be replaced/re-assembled and I don’t think it can be done in one training camp. I’m guessing they’ll be looking up to everyone in their division.
‘This is what you do in rugby, you catch the ball.” WHAT THE FUCK
Berman gon’ Berman
Is it possible the entire NFL fan base is being punk’d at once?
If the Niners’ D keeps this up, Berman is going to nickname them the Children’s Crusade.
Ba’day mate.
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Jaquiski Tartt should be known as “The Goldhelmet”.
Rugby style drop
Rugger to the waiver wire. Muy mal.
This game is like depression and failure had a baby.
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this
The derp is strong in this one
I finally made it for a LiveBlog, only to get to listen to Dilfer and Berman.
At least I’ve got you all!
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS GAME????
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Hahahaha!
DERP
Berman is blathering like Richard Hell on speed
Get this man deux deux deuxs STAT
That was like…reverse pass blocking.
Hey the Texas baseball team I sort of root for, can’t wait to skip watching them play
Oh NOOOOOOOOW they give him the ball!
I see central casting got confused when they asked for a “typical female Steelers fan and her daughter”
Steve Jobs:
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Jesus Christ the music to the new Steve Jobs biopic is EDM using the Apple power-up noise as a beat. Fuck you, “composer.”
$100 it wins a Grammy for best soundtrack
Steve Jobs, Asshole
The last time I saw a Bush in that much distress he’d just opened a bag of Rold Golds.
Oh hey Adrian, good luck. I hope your kidneys detonate with the force of a collapsing star
That call appears to have agitated my announcing team.
Wish my tv had the Spanish channel of this
No Draft Kings ads either!
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9ers coach looks like the long lost Van Gundy brother.
They’re excited about Carlos Hyde, the poor dears.
Sam Bradford taken to X-ray room. Well they got 1 game out of him, that’s something.
Long live Nacho!
Might be precautionary. After all, he hasn’t made it through a game in a couple years. Something may be wrong with him.
Can they both call a false start on the refs? Because that would fit this shit show.
Ah, Reggie Bush is injured. Football season has officially begun.
A yearly custom that has become an annual tradition.
How is it possible that uniforms this dark can still be eye-bleeding?
This game is protecting the shield alright
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HOBO GO FO
NOW Bush is dead.
Niners Coach not only looks like Ron Jeremy, he SWEATS like Ron Jeremy
these jerseys look like they came from San Quentin
I was supposed to give an online presentation to our offices in Australia tonight, but it’s just been canceled. LET THE DRINKING COMMENCE!
I need 2 points from Wallace to win.
Berman and Dilfer in the booth:
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Now that is good mother fucking hustle
What the fuck is Dilfer rambling about?!?
You cant lose games, if you want to be a winner.
Blair Walsh couldn’t kick Michael Vick’s dogs.
BAD NEWZ
HORY TOREDO!
Hey Colin…go down…
Seriously…you are the only good thing left on this team…
Holy Toledo
seriously?
I’m serious, is Dilfer slurring his words really badly?
No way I would be able to tell tonight.
Kapernick just tried to commit suicide by safety.
/Vince Young takes notes
GRITSPLOSION
We got Berman
We got Dilfer
We got missed field goals
We got blocks
We got a classic brewing!
Like a shit after a wing eating contest!
Blair Walsh is bad as hell at kicking things.