I’d make reference to some sort of baseball term indicating the second of two games played in a row but I’ve still got my dignity.
Min at SF: Do you think that AP’s son gets to stay up late tonight to watch the game and if there are any repercussions to follow later on? Hey, “I’M JUST ASKING QUESTIONS”. Personally, I think AP is gonna tear the league a new farthole in their jorts. Bridgewater looked better but how could he not. I love the “trial by fire” that rook QB’s go through-it’s fun to guess who is going to end up a confidence-bereft husk of a ex-player with several million dollars in their bank account. This may/may not apply to Vince Young-I don’t have access to his bank account. As for the ‘9ers [Bob Marley’s “Exodus” plays softly in the background] there’s a shit ton of moving parts to be replaced/re-assembled and I don’t think it can be done in one training camp. I’m guessing they’ll be looking up to everyone in their division.
Did Berman find “take the lid off” in his fortune cookie today?
Tomsula’s Cat…
http://ak-hdl.buzzfed.com/static/2014-07/9/14/enhanced/webdr10/anigif_enhanced-6128-1404931264-6.gif
Iowa’s kicker was a high school wrestler. Expect him to go late in the first round next year.
Is it crazy for me to suggest that in the first few minutes of this game, the Vikings actually look WORSE than the Raiders?
Yes, it is. But more like Crispin Glover crazy and less like Ed Gein crazy.
That’s quite apt.
I can only hope. As a Bears fan I am supposed to hate the Packers which I do when we play them, the rest of the time and even then the fans are nice. Every Vikings fan I have ever met is an asshole.
/Except for Drew (was it Drew that was the Vikings fan?)
Coming from a Raiders fan, I think that’s impossible
Over/under on Levi turf claiming an ACL by halftime
That fine turf is the very floor of Silicon Valley, I’ll have you know.
Probably a lot of bodies buried under there.
Only two possessions in and Captain Kirk hits the button:
http://i.imgur.com/CvUC71y.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/crLuiua.jpg
Actually he tells Chekov and Chekov hits the button.
Watch your damn mouth!
http://i.giphy.com/CjKpoeHbIeaBO.gif
How fitting, it matches San Fransisco’s uniforms
I just watched a PSA for ADHD. en espanol
Oh yeah. This gonna be fun.
http://i.imgur.com/AyTbZ5B.png
Hahahhaha
This whole thing is a dumpster fire
The league’s flagship showcase, everyone!
Those uniforms look like they came straight out of Oliver Stone’s “Any Given Sunday”
Perhaps a covert nod to the new LA-based team?!
(I will do this shit until the NFL announces Cleveland is moving to LA, Jacksonville to London, and Buffalo to Toronto. And even then I might go full tinfoil and claim it’s misinformation)
So I see this game is a derp fest…
Step 1: get on internet
Step 2: buy rocket launcher
Step 3: shoot berman with a rocket dipped in shit and arsenic
#NFLkickers?
Anything you can herp, We can derp better!
-Vikings
floatfloatfloat
THIS GAME
http://i.giphy.com/11wnU41Bq5qabK.gif
LMAO
Field Derp
hoo boy
Runner up: Floatiest pass (non-laserface division).
If there is a just and loving football god, they will let San Fran block this FG
“Really accurate passer, as evidenced by the 14/12 TD/INT ratio”
Anyway, gentlemen.
Berman in full Homer
Anyone else think that the Niner’s went with that alternate uni design because the were the cheapest they could find?
They are mourning every decent player who left in the offseason.
God’s being a dick to Stevie Johnson again.
I think the correct word there is “still.”
Stupid God.
Sorry I missed the first game thread; I was busy watching the Eagles fail with actual Eagles fan. The misery was like unto a drug to me, and I am high from its effect on my mood.
How the fuck ha doin’, boys?
And the 49ers might not score any points this season
The battle of the bay would be glorious in derpitude.
Dat tilt-a-whirl camera doe.
BAHAHAHAHAHAHA
I think the Niners coach owns a pizza joint in my city. Or maybe he just washes dishes at the pizza joint.
Glad to see the Niners are continuing there offseason motto of ‘Disaster after Disaster’ into the regular season.
WEEEEEEEEEEELP
That’s what happens when you wear terrible uniforms.
haha
HA! Special teams!
http://i.giphy.com/3X5C68GcAnI7m.gif
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Is the comment thread set up on Central time? Is this website based in a flyover state?
St. Louis.
Niners unis remind me of this:
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_8BVcGoREYwc/R5LPoYCvtFI/AAAAAAAAAU4/3PBhTevHVhs/s320/SearsC1975_Page059+-+NFL+Robes.jpg
Jesus god the seventies sucked
Were fires so common in the 70s that Flame Resistant needed to be that pronounced in the ad?
70s PC at its finest…
You’re too stupid NOT to burn your house down with your kid in it so….THESE.
Bruh, we wore asbestos PJ’s while our parents chained smoked Newports. I don’t know why I got six kinds of cancer.
Channel 950 on my cable – Futbol Americano de la NFL
GOOOOLLLLLL
Now its “4ta y 7”
Anyone been sent to the learnin room yet?
Alright, going to get some alcohol. This is a very important thing.
Yeah it is!
Unless you are getting Fireball whiskey. Then you can just go drink out of a toilet instead and cut out the middle man.
I still find it amusing Fireball is just well-marketed schnapps.
I swear to god the San Fran coach got 2 bucks off of me the last time I was downtown because I thought his sign asking for beer money was funny.
You guys won’t believe what I just found!
http://i.giphy.com/odpC09Hn7234Y.gif
Trent, CTE and alcohol don’t mix. You’ve got the first. Don’t add the second.
I’m back.
http://38.media.tumblr.com/6d45f771807507f67317908d02538c65/tumblr_n83qttCRwp1r6sbrao1_500.gif
Ed Hochulli: ‘Is there a vet in the stadium? because these pythons are SICK.’
Is there a Spanish audio option available for this game?
There actually is on WatchESPN.
Though I haven’t tried it yet. It could just be Berman talking with a Spanish accent.
YES! I am flipping there as soon as my kids go to bed and I am allowed sound.