Your Late Monday-Nighter Open Thread

I’d make reference to some sort of baseball term indicating the second of two games played in a row but I’ve still got my dignity.

Min at SF: Do you think that AP’s son gets to stay up late tonight to watch the game and if there are any repercussions to follow later on? Hey, “I’M JUST ASKING QUESTIONS”. Personally, I think AP is gonna tear the league a new farthole in their jorts. Bridgewater looked better but how could he not. I love the “trial by fire” that rook QB’s go through-it’s fun to guess who is going to end up a confidence-bereft husk of a ex-player with several million dollars in their bank account. This may/may not apply to Vince Young-I don’t have access to his bank account. As for the ‘9ers [Bob Marley’s “Exodus” plays softly in the background] there’s a shit ton of moving parts to be replaced/re-assembled and I don’t think it can be done in one training camp. I’m guessing they’ll be looking up to everyone in their division.

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MikeWallaceAndGromit

‘This is what you do in rugby, you catch the ball.” WHAT THE FUCK

Sharkbait

Berman gon’ Berman

entropy

Is it possible the entire NFL fan base is being punk’d at once?

makeitsnowondem

If the Niners’ D keeps this up, Berman is going to nickname them the Children’s Crusade.

Ba’day mate.

Defensive Back Mike Wallace
Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Jaquiski Tartt should be known as “The Goldhelmet”.

JerryJones-Thugs-N-Harmony

Rugby style drop

King Hippo

Rugger to the waiver wire. Muy mal.

Stabby Pants

This game is like depression and failure had a baby.

The Mighty Feklahr

this

litre_cola

The derp is strong in this one

Sep

I finally made it for a LiveBlog, only to get to listen to Dilfer and Berman.

At least I’ve got you all!

The Mighty Feklahr

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS GAME????

http://i.giphy.com/oyQr5SVNNJnoc.gif

entropy

Hahahaha!

Recovery Whiskey

DERP

jjfozz

Berman is blathering like Richard Hell on speed

HeadBeeGuy

Get this man deux deux deuxs STAT

Stabby Pants

That was like…reverse pass blocking.

JerryJones-Thugs-N-Harmony

Hey the Texas baseball team I sort of root for, can’t wait to skip watching them play

Defensive Back Mike Wallace

Oh NOOOOOOOOW they give him the ball!

jjfozz

I see central casting got confused when they asked for a “typical female Steelers fan and her daughter”

Sill Bimmons
entropy

Jesus Christ the music to the new Steve Jobs biopic is EDM using the Apple power-up noise as a beat. Fuck you, “composer.”

Sharkbait

$100 it wins a Grammy for best soundtrack

jjfozz

Steve Jobs, Asshole

makeitsnowondem

The last time I saw a Bush in that much distress he’d just opened a bag of Rold Golds.

jjfozz

Oh hey Adrian, good luck. I hope your kidneys detonate with the force of a collapsing star

King Hippo

That call appears to have agitated my announcing team.

JerryJones-Thugs-N-Harmony

Wish my tv had the Spanish channel of this

King Hippo

No Draft Kings ads either!

The Mighty Feklahr

9ers coach looks like the long lost Van Gundy brother.

makeitsnowondem

They’re excited about Carlos Hyde, the poor dears.

litre_cola

Sam Bradford taken to X-ray room. Well they got 1 game out of him, that’s something.

JerryJones-Thugs-N-Harmony

Long live Nacho!

Stabby Pants

Might be precautionary. After all, he hasn’t made it through a game in a couple years. Something may be wrong with him.

entropy

Can they both call a false start on the refs? Because that would fit this shit show.

Stabby Pants

Ah, Reggie Bush is injured. Football season has officially begun.

bourb0nblues

A yearly custom that has become an annual tradition.

Moonbatting Average

How is it possible that uniforms this dark can still be eye-bleeding?

Sharkbait

This game is protecting the shield alright

http://logopond.com/logos/300a11fecdbc32be8952abd25ddc02f5.png

Sill Bimmons

HOBO GO FO

King Hippo

NOW Bush is dead.

jjfozz

Niners Coach not only looks like Ron Jeremy, he SWEATS like Ron Jeremy

Recovery Whiskey

these jerseys look like they came from San Quentin

MikeWallaceAndGromit

I was supposed to give an online presentation to our offices in Australia tonight, but it’s just been canceled. LET THE DRINKING COMMENCE!

Sill Bimmons

I need 2 points from Wallace to win.

The Mighty Feklahr

Berman and Dilfer in the booth:

http://i.giphy.com/VVk8xuZtQcb9C.gif

jjfozz

Now that is good mother fucking hustle

JustStopDude

What the fuck is Dilfer rambling about?!?

litre_cola

You cant lose games, if you want to be a winner.

makeitsnowondem

Blair Walsh couldn’t kick Michael Vick’s dogs.

King Hippo

BAD NEWZ

The Mighty Feklahr

HORY TOREDO!

JustStopDude

Hey Colin…go down…

Seriously…you are the only good thing left on this team…

jjfozz

Holy Toledo

seriously?

MikeWallaceAndGromit

I’m serious, is Dilfer slurring his words really badly?

The Mighty Feklahr

No way I would be able to tell tonight.

Stabby Pants

Kapernick just tried to commit suicide by safety.

Mike McCarthyism

/Vince Young takes notes

Sill Bimmons

GRITSPLOSION

litre_cola

We got Berman
We got Dilfer
We got missed field goals
We got blocks
We got a classic brewing!

Sill Bimmons

Like a shit after a wing eating contest!

makeitsnowondem

Blair Walsh is bad as hell at kicking things.