Your Late Monday-Nighter Open Thread

I’d make reference to some sort of baseball term indicating the second of two games played in a row but I’ve still got my dignity.

Min at SF: Do you think that AP’s son gets to stay up late tonight to watch the game and if there are any repercussions to follow later on? Hey, “I’M JUST ASKING QUESTIONS”. Personally, I think AP is gonna tear the league a new farthole in their jorts. Bridgewater looked better but how could he not. I love the “trial by fire” that rook QB’s go through-it’s fun to guess who is going to end up a confidence-bereft husk of a ex-player with several million dollars in their bank account. This may/may not apply to Vince Young-I don’t have access to his bank account. As for the ‘9ers [Bob Marley’s “Exodus” plays softly in the background] there’s a shit ton of moving parts to be replaced/re-assembled and I don’t think it can be done in one training camp. I’m guessing they’ll be looking up to everyone in their division.

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His Right Honorable Lord Lordship the Lordly

Did ESPN do something to piss off each NFL team, does that explain the recurring below average quality games?

Duchess

I don’t get why they are acting like playing football is hard when you are a professional athlete.

trollsoharduniversity

Can’t tell if the derp is stronger with the football or the announcers.

Beerguyrob

Switched over to “At Midnight”. Seth Green, Craig Ferguson and Greg Proops. Is helping my mood.

Sep

Damn, even with that Roster the over/under on Hardwick telling everyone how much of a nerd he is has gotta be once every 30 secs.

MikeWallaceAndGromit

At this point Berman and Dilfer are just trolling us on purpose with this shit. Nobody is this bad.

Sill Bimmons

RUGBY LEAGUE IS NOT REAL RUGBY YOU WORTHLESS FUCKWIT

The Mighty Feklahr
Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

More like Vernon Drop-vis amirite?

Stabby Pants

… That’s it. Derp Corgi is outta here. http://i.imgur.com/ZQDEhGF.webm

Sep

Long way to go to China.

Sharkbait

NRL? No wonder he sucks. Union is better.

Brick Meathook

TRENT DILFER IS AWFUL AT THIS JOB

entropy

Nope. he’s just awful.

JustStopDude

I heard that a lot in Baltimore.

I still think its hilarious he was bitter when the team cut him after the Super Bowl.

The Mighty Feklahr
JustStopDude

I think…I think…that…I hate…the sport of football now.

Yes I think I do. I think its utterly insane that its 11pm and I am staying up to watch this crap instead of sleeping. What the fuck is wrong with me?!?

The Mighty Feklahr

Anyway, this game for Least.

entropy

This game is making me want to watch whatever the hell that game with the dead goat from Rambo III is called.

makeitsnowondem

Eschaton, I think.

JustStopDude

I want to say “cricket” but I could be wrong.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Jesus, that guy in the suit is really terrible at securing the outside.

King Hippo

I hope this isn’t the last time we see these two powerhouses in primetime

makeitsnowondem

You know, as far out of that play as Clemmings was — to be clear, really, really far — he wasn’t far enough out of that play.

Buddy Cole's Halftime Show

SLOBBERKNOCKER PART 7: DYKE-INGS v. 69ers

Duchess

B Team Announcing Crew
B Team Officials
B Team… Teams

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

7his game is 7errible.

JustStopDude

“No score…we think”

What the holy hell. Are they huffing paint or dropping acid during this broadcast?

HeadBeeGuy

Seriously. What in the ever loving fuck are they on?
There may be more derp in the booth than on the field, which would be an amazing achievement.

Charge of the Light Brigade

Did we just achieve maximum derp?

JustStopDude

Not even close to buttfumble.

There spirit is there though….

Charge of the Light Brigade

I meant more for this particular game. Buttfumble can only happen when the stars are right, once in a era.

Badger

That was Bridgewater’s fault.

Sep

Well, if this game has taught me anything so far, it’s that Berman and Dilfer shouldn’t be in the commentary booth together

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

Or with anyone else

Moonbatting Average

I’m not drunk enough for this, and it’s not possible to become so on a weeknight

packman_jon

Not with that attitude

deadlydeadlyhawk

are we all dead and this is hell?

packman_jon

MOAR DERP

WCS

The DERP was strong with that one.

Brick Meathook

Out of all the employees of ESPN (owned by The Walt Disney Co.), Chris Berman & Trent Dilfer are actually the two second-best football announcers?

His Right Honorable Lord Lordship the Lordly

Even those ESPN assholes need Berman out of Bristol ever now and then.

Sill Bimmons

Cue the Yakety Sax!

JustStopDude

Rare sack assist by the Left Guard…

makeitsnowondem

“the entire Niner team”

Berman doesn’t know how many players are on the field at a time, does he?

ssi_bulldawg

The derp is on

Stabby Pants

‘No Teddy, It’s not Hugging Time!’

blordinaryfagicmox

Dilfer: “I love the play call by Norv Turner.”
CTE is a bigger problem than we could ever comperhend

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Listen, the referees almost completely ignored one guy pulling another guy’s helmet off and slamming his head into it, you think they care about a little hand slapping?

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

“And it’s off the hands of Mike Wallace”

First time ever I have heard that combination of words

HeadBeeGuy

Aren’t we roughly a decade past using the phrase “Norv Turner Offense” in a positive light?

entropy

Berman and Dilfer sound like they would get excited over paint drying.

“Trent, that drip is NOT going to make it to the moulding!”

“Agreed, Chris, and it is inexcusable. That is not the paint dripping we saw in preseason!!”

Sill Bimmons

That was interference.

Stabby Pants

On both guys.

the king in yellow

Yep. Wallace knocked his arm down first. That didn’t get mentioned by those 2 retards though.

Stabby Pants

Mike Wallace is in peak form.

King Hippo

Nobody catches with their facemask quite like Mike Wallace.

Charge of the Light Brigade

Trent “Aneurysm” Dilfer

JustStopDude

Alright…that was pretty impressive. Like savagely beat a defenseless child impressive.

The Mighty Feklahr
Sep

Hot Damn Peterson

Buddy Cole's Halftime Show

And so many Jews in the US are watching this game going, “Happy New Year….?”

Stabby Pants

Excitable Trent Dilfer is keeping me entertained. Because I am drunk.

Beerguyrob

He is also edumacating as he talks.

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