I’d make reference to some sort of baseball term indicating the second of two games played in a row but I’ve still got my dignity.
Min at SF: Do you think that AP’s son gets to stay up late tonight to watch the game and if there are any repercussions to follow later on? Hey, “I’M JUST ASKING QUESTIONS”. Personally, I think AP is gonna tear the league a new farthole in their jorts. Bridgewater looked better but how could he not. I love the “trial by fire” that rook QB’s go through-it’s fun to guess who is going to end up a confidence-bereft husk of a ex-player with several million dollars in their bank account. This may/may not apply to Vince Young-I don’t have access to his bank account. As for the ‘9ers [Bob Marley’s “Exodus” plays softly in the background] there’s a shit ton of moving parts to be replaced/re-assembled and I don’t think it can be done in one training camp. I’m guessing they’ll be looking up to everyone in their division.
Did ESPN do something to piss off each NFL team, does that explain the recurring below average quality games?
I don’t get why they are acting like playing football is hard when you are a professional athlete.
Can’t tell if the derp is stronger with the football or the announcers.
Switched over to “At Midnight”. Seth Green, Craig Ferguson and Greg Proops. Is helping my mood.
Damn, even with that Roster the over/under on Hardwick telling everyone how much of a nerd he is has gotta be once every 30 secs.
At this point Berman and Dilfer are just trolling us on purpose with this shit. Nobody is this bad.
RUGBY LEAGUE IS NOT REAL RUGBY YOU WORTHLESS FUCKWIT
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More like Vernon Drop-vis amirite?
… That’s it. Derp Corgi is outta here. http://i.imgur.com/ZQDEhGF.webm
Long way to go to China.
NRL? No wonder he sucks. Union is better.
TRENT DILFER IS AWFUL AT THIS JOB
Nope. he’s just awful.
I heard that a lot in Baltimore.
I still think its hilarious he was bitter when the team cut him after the Super Bowl.
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I think…I think…that…I hate…the sport of football now.
Yes I think I do. I think its utterly insane that its 11pm and I am staying up to watch this crap instead of sleeping. What the fuck is wrong with me?!?
Anyway, this game for Least.
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This game is making me want to watch whatever the hell that game with the dead goat from Rambo III is called.
Eschaton, I think.
I want to say “cricket” but I could be wrong.
Jesus, that guy in the suit is really terrible at securing the outside.
I hope this isn’t the last time we see these two powerhouses in primetime
You know, as far out of that play as Clemmings was — to be clear, really, really far — he wasn’t far enough out of that play.
SLOBBERKNOCKER PART 7: DYKE-INGS v. 69ers
B Team Announcing Crew
B Team Officials
B Team… Teams
7his game is 7errible.
“No score…we think”
What the holy hell. Are they huffing paint or dropping acid during this broadcast?
Seriously. What in the ever loving fuck are they on?
There may be more derp in the booth than on the field, which would be an amazing achievement.
Did we just achieve maximum derp?
Not even close to buttfumble.
There spirit is there though….
I meant more for this particular game. Buttfumble can only happen when the stars are right, once in a era.
That was Bridgewater’s fault.
Well, if this game has taught me anything so far, it’s that Berman and Dilfer shouldn’t be in the commentary booth together
Or with anyone else
I’m not drunk enough for this, and it’s not possible to become so on a weeknight
Not with that attitude
are we all dead and this is hell?
MOAR DERP
The DERP was strong with that one.
Out of all the employees of ESPN (owned by The Walt Disney Co.), Chris Berman & Trent Dilfer are actually the two second-best football announcers?
Even those ESPN assholes need Berman out of Bristol ever now and then.
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Cue the Yakety Sax!
Rare sack assist by the Left Guard…
“the entire Niner team”
Berman doesn’t know how many players are on the field at a time, does he?
The derp is on
‘No Teddy, It’s not Hugging Time!’
Dilfer: “I love the play call by Norv Turner.”
CTE is a bigger problem than we could ever comperhend
Listen, the referees almost completely ignored one guy pulling another guy’s helmet off and slamming his head into it, you think they care about a little hand slapping?
“And it’s off the hands of Mike Wallace”
First time ever I have heard that combination of words
Aren’t we roughly a decade past using the phrase “Norv Turner Offense” in a positive light?
Berman and Dilfer sound like they would get excited over paint drying.
“Trent, that drip is NOT going to make it to the moulding!”
“Agreed, Chris, and it is inexcusable. That is not the paint dripping we saw in preseason!!”
That was interference.
On both guys.
Yep. Wallace knocked his arm down first. That didn’t get mentioned by those 2 retards though.
Mike Wallace is in peak form.
Nobody catches with their facemask quite like Mike Wallace.
Trent “Aneurysm” Dilfer
Alright…that was pretty impressive. Like savagely beat a defenseless child impressive.
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Hot Damn Peterson
And so many Jews in the US are watching this game going, “Happy New Year….?”
Excitable Trent Dilfer is keeping me entertained. Because I am drunk.
He is also edumacating as he talks.