I’d make reference to some sort of baseball term indicating the second of two games played in a row but I’ve still got my dignity.
Min at SF: Do you think that AP’s son gets to stay up late tonight to watch the game and if there are any repercussions to follow later on? Hey, “I’M JUST ASKING QUESTIONS”. Personally, I think AP is gonna tear the league a new farthole in their jorts. Bridgewater looked better but how could he not. I love the “trial by fire” that rook QB’s go through-it’s fun to guess who is going to end up a confidence-bereft husk of a ex-player with several million dollars in their bank account. This may/may not apply to Vince Young-I don’t have access to his bank account. As for the ‘9ers [Bob Marley’s “Exodus” plays softly in the background] there’s a shit ton of moving parts to be replaced/re-assembled and I don’t think it can be done in one training camp. I’m guessing they’ll be looking up to everyone in their division.
Trent seems to be reading his script backwards, so he’ll sound like that Michaelangelo genius.
You’ve got to let Colin Kaepernick be a Pinto.
Not sure if that’s racist…
Before he can be a Challenger?
He wants to be a BMW 7 Series
Nailed down my halftime show!
http://i.imgur.com/fI2AR4p.jpg
Is that Jim Tomsula’s cousin?
The 49ers offense wants to score a touchdown, so they need to finish off this drive? Strong football analysts, Chris Berman’s sidekick
I thought the lowlight of tonight’s coverage was Gruden stating that the Eagles “have no tight ends on their team, so they don’t defend against them.”
To paraphrase Noomi Rapace from Prometheus, “I was wrong. I was so very, very wrong.”
Is Felini coaching in this game?
Trent wants to see the science on global warming.
why do these horrible people have the same horrible car?
So this week featured a Trent Green called game, and he’s not the worst “Trent” Broadcaster this week.
Chris Borland just shut the game off and is doing more productive things with his time, like running headlong into a cement wall.
http://i.imgur.com/qCsEtMg.gifv
OKAY TRENT TELL US WHAT YOU THINK
Oh snap! DILFER GETTING REAL Y’ALL!!!!
Please no points…
This commentary is taking the game from derp to full on Dali Surreal.
How the fuck is it not the 4th quarter?
They are getting in position for another blocked field goal!
Why would that Aussie Rugby player sign with the 49ers when the Rugby World Cup starts this week? Was he not good enough to make the team?
Different kind of rugby.
They get paid so little in Australia that they can’t afford Fosters.
Plus they still have Blockbuster stores. I’m serious about that. Australia is like visiting 1985 Wisconsin except everyone has really bad sunburn.
mild competence!
What an amazing shit-show of a game and Berman/Dilfer’s coverage … I just can’t turn away!
I thought it was Dilfer and Helen Keller
Do right? These guys can’t fucking do wrong correctly.
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http://i.imgur.com/C9pWKKm.jpg
Someone is pumping meth smoke into the booth. No one could be this excited about this afterbirth of a football game.
You underestimate Chris Berman’s willingness to mouth-rape the San Francisco 49ers!
Jim Tomsula is like a cross between Healy from Orange Is The New Black and Pornstache from Orange Is The New Black.
Catawba is my favorite Kid Rock song
Is it too early to start rooting for meteor?
Why wasn’t that your plan from the beginning?
Part of me wants to see the whole NFC West finish 8-8.
This really truly awful football announcing.
“He has one rule: do right.”
/8 guys on team get DWIs
Everyone forgets that to be a good coach in the NFL, you must be really, really nice.
I’m starting to root for the San Andreas fault to just snap loose.
Is this America’s Funniest Home Videos? FUCK YOU BERMAN
Jim Tomsula looks like Ron Jeremy after being told they forgot to roll film and are going to need just one more take.
“Catawba” is another word for sparkling apple juice.
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My free mustache rides is catching fire, Dillfuck.
This game needs a Jim Zorn esque play.
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=6-tqLG__Al4
I forgot that “Head Coach Jim Zorn” was once a thing.
Jesus San Fran’s homeless problem is so bad they end up in the stadium?!?
http://i.imgur.com/nL4QjJl.gif
EXPERIENCE BIJ
This game needs more photon torpedoes
That Snoop commercial just got cut off early for me – even the commercials are DERP now.
I hope this game ends 6-6 with each team missing an extra point.
i hope they tie 3-3 in overtime
I hope it ends in the death of all involved.
JImmy might be needing a new car to live in soon.
Thank god there’s ANOTHER Draft Kings/FanDuel site. There was a real shortage of commercials for them.
Good to see the primetime games are in mid-season DERP.
http://i.imgur.com/UUCzziF.png
Is this entire game some kind of avant garde Burning Man exhibition piece or something?
i’m dvring this and fast forwarding through the game to get to the commercials
I am crying, and I don’t give a shit about either of these teams.
I want this shit to end in a 0-0 tie.
This game needs to enforce Aztec rules where the winners have their hearts ripped out of their chests.
KALI MA!!!!!!!
WE HAVE DERPCON DOUBLE CORGI http://i.imgur.com/5hBIx7U.gif
ALL. THE. WAY!!!!! (Berman couldn’t wait for that) “It’s my signature saying!”