Your Late Monday-Nighter Open Thread

I’d make reference to some sort of baseball term indicating the second of two games played in a row but I’ve still got my dignity.

Min at SF: Do you think that AP’s son gets to stay up late tonight to watch the game and if there are any repercussions to follow later on? Hey, “I’M JUST ASKING QUESTIONS”. Personally, I think AP is gonna tear the league a new farthole in their jorts. Bridgewater looked better but how could he not. I love the “trial by fire” that rook QB’s go through-it’s fun to guess who is going to end up a confidence-bereft husk of a ex-player with several million dollars in their bank account. This may/may not apply to Vince Young-I don’t have access to his bank account. As for the ‘9ers [Bob Marley’s “Exodus” plays softly in the background] there’s a shit ton of moving parts to be replaced/re-assembled and I don’t think it can be done in one training camp. I’m guessing they’ll be looking up to everyone in their division.

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Beerguyrob

Trent seems to be reading his script backwards, so he’ll sound like that Michaelangelo genius.

makeitsnowondem

You’ve got to let Colin Kaepernick be a Pinto.

JustStopDude

Not sure if that’s racist…

Beerguyrob

Before he can be a Challenger?

blordinaryfagicmox

He wants to be a BMW 7 Series

The Mighty Feklahr

Nailed down my halftime show!

http://i.imgur.com/fI2AR4p.jpg

HeadBeeGuy

Is that Jim Tomsula’s cousin?

Wakezilla

The 49ers offense wants to score a touchdown, so they need to finish off this drive? Strong football analysts, Chris Berman’s sidekick

entropy

I thought the lowlight of tonight’s coverage was Gruden stating that the Eagles “have no tight ends on their team, so they don’t defend against them.”

To paraphrase Noomi Rapace from Prometheus, “I was wrong. I was so very, very wrong.”

OsamaBenJarvus

Is Felini coaching in this game?

Charge of the Light Brigade

Trent wants to see the science on global warming.

deadlydeadlyhawk

why do these horrible people have the same horrible car?

His Right Honorable Lord Lordship the Lordly

So this week featured a Trent Green called game, and he’s not the worst “Trent” Broadcaster this week.

Buddy Cole's Halftime Show

Chris Borland just shut the game off and is doing more productive things with his time, like running headlong into a cement wall.

The Mighty Feklahr
Brick Meathook

OKAY TRENT TELL US WHAT YOU THINK

JustStopDude

Oh snap! DILFER GETTING REAL Y’ALL!!!!

Sill Bimmons

Please no points…

Stabby Pants

This commentary is taking the game from derp to full on Dali Surreal.

OsamaBenJarvus

How the fuck is it not the 4th quarter?

Beerguyrob

They are getting in position for another blocked field goal!

Wakezilla

Why would that Aussie Rugby player sign with the 49ers when the Rugby World Cup starts this week? Was he not good enough to make the team?

Sill Bimmons

Different kind of rugby.

JustStopDude

They get paid so little in Australia that they can’t afford Fosters.

Plus they still have Blockbuster stores. I’m serious about that. Australia is like visiting 1985 Wisconsin except everyone has really bad sunburn.

deadlydeadlyhawk

mild competence!

Spanky Datass

What an amazing shit-show of a game and Berman/Dilfer’s coverage … I just can’t turn away!

deadlydeadlyhawk

I thought it was Dilfer and Helen Keller

Charge of the Light Brigade

Do right? These guys can’t fucking do wrong correctly.

The Mighty Feklahr

KSGHFHJEFGBGEF?LEHFBDRJEFEFD?LEH”RFIHJE?IHFJEE

http://i.imgur.com/C9pWKKm.jpg

entropy

Someone is pumping meth smoke into the booth. No one could be this excited about this afterbirth of a football game.

Insanus Maximus

You underestimate Chris Berman’s willingness to mouth-rape the San Francisco 49ers!

makeitsnowondem

Jim Tomsula is like a cross between Healy from Orange Is The New Black and Pornstache from Orange Is The New Black.

HeadBeeGuy

Catawba is my favorite Kid Rock song

Beerguyrob

Is it too early to start rooting for meteor?

Sill Bimmons

Why wasn’t that your plan from the beginning?

Beerguyrob

Part of me wants to see the whole NFC West finish 8-8.

Brick Meathook

This really truly awful football announcing.

HeadBeeGuy

“He has one rule: do right.”

/8 guys on team get DWIs

Wakezilla

Everyone forgets that to be a good coach in the NFL, you must be really, really nice.

JustStopDude

I’m starting to root for the San Andreas fault to just snap loose.

MikeWallaceAndGromit

Is this America’s Funniest Home Videos? FUCK YOU BERMAN

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Jim Tomsula looks like Ron Jeremy after being told they forgot to roll film and are going to need just one more take.

Sill Bimmons
The Mighty Feklahr

My free mustache rides is catching fire, Dillfuck.

His Right Honorable Lord Lordship the Lordly

This game needs a Jim Zorn esque play.
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=6-tqLG__Al4

JustStopDude

I forgot that “Head Coach Jim Zorn” was once a thing.

JustStopDude

Jesus San Fran’s homeless problem is so bad they end up in the stadium?!?

The Mighty Feklahr
WCS

EXPERIENCE BIJ

Moonbatting Average

This game needs more photon torpedoes

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

That Snoop commercial just got cut off early for me – even the commercials are DERP now.

makeitsnowondem

I hope this game ends 6-6 with each team missing an extra point.

deadlydeadlyhawk

i hope they tie 3-3 in overtime

OsamaBenJarvus

I hope it ends in the death of all involved.

deadlydeadlyhawk

JImmy might be needing a new car to live in soon.

Darkest Timeline Zack Morris

Thank god there’s ANOTHER Draft Kings/FanDuel site. There was a real shortage of commercials for them.

WCS

Good to see the primetime games are in mid-season DERP.

The Mighty Feklahr
Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Is this entire game some kind of avant garde Burning Man exhibition piece or something?

deadlydeadlyhawk

i’m dvring this and fast forwarding through the game to get to the commercials

Charge of the Light Brigade

I am crying, and I don’t give a shit about either of these teams.

MikeWallaceAndGromit

I want this shit to end in a 0-0 tie.

Duchess

This game needs to enforce Aztec rules where the winners have their hearts ripped out of their chests.

The Mighty Feklahr

KALI MA!!!!!!!

Stabby Pants

WE HAVE DERPCON DOUBLE CORGI http://i.imgur.com/5hBIx7U.gif

Brick Meathook

ALL. THE. WAY!!!!! (Berman couldn’t wait for that) “It’s my signature saying!”

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