Man, I love the fact that there is football on Thursday nights. It’s not as though I expect a good game or anything like that. (Giants/Washington next week folks!) Let me back up a bit-Mondays I tend to drag my ass at work a bit but I get through it knowing that I’ve got a game later that evening. Tuesday is meh. Wednesday at noon I can say to myself, “I’m half-way through the damn week”. Thursday is a busy, pulled-in-many- directions day but I know that my beloved is not far away. And Friday is Friday. What I’m trying to say is that work has become a grind, a god-awful “What am I here for, What are my goals and why are they important?” purpose-emptying, shoulder-sagging, sigh of resignation grind. You youngerlings have this to look forward to-Yay!
Den at KC: It’s The Battle of the Noodly Appendages! You want shovel passes? You got ’em! Do you want quick outs, slants, checkdowns and bubble screens? It’s all here folks. You can’t get that on the the History Channel. Wait there’s more-after all that you may get a long(ish) looping parabolic toss that drops into the mitts of the receiver or the guy that’s defending him. Peyton strikes me as fragile-I wonder if he gets through the season. He doesn’t even have the mobility to sidestep pass rushers any more. His last six games he’s tossed 4 TD’s and had 7 intercepts. Head to head I think I’d take Smith-at least the guy can bail out of the pocket and run for yardage. Andy Reid’s Chiefs are favoured by 3 wetnaps and they sure as hell are going to get a WR TD tonight because. Just…because. CJ’s toe is banged up and Ronnie Lott suggested he just cut it off and, “get the hell back in there, pansy”. All-Pro safety TJ Ward is back after a one game suspension for, I don’t know, taking an extra butter tart at the last player’s union meeting? He gets to cover Kelce. Defence And Ball Control For Everyone, Excitement For None!
Good handoff Alex, do it again.
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Starting tomorrow, Johnny Depp as Jack Nicholson as Al Pacino in The DepScarBlack MassfaceParted!
Gronkfellas
If the key to Charles breaking off a long td run was Alex Smith, then the key to America’s economic recovery was my purchase of a six pack a few years ago.
margherita
I still believe in my team. The Broncos could be the first team in NFL history to win the Super Bowl without an offensive touchdown.
Clemson down by 3.
Somewhere, Lil’ Flip writes “Game Over”.
With his mustache, Andy Reid is so fat he looks like one of those street sweeper trucks. I know KC is home to cows and shit but how the hell do you get any fatter leaving the capital of cheesesteaks?
It’s the midwest, so there’s always an excess of calories.
Plus, KC slathers their ribs in high fructose corn syrup.
I do like the new commenting format. It’s like having my name in lights.
I also enjoy the tasteful pastel blue background.
Normally moving sucks but this has been quite a nice one.
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Thanks! I wanted you guys to look like the stars you are.
Maclin gets 6 points for being the lead blocker, right?
As long as Alex Smith can count the penalties as passing yards.
What’s the Jaro-Winkler distance between RB and WR?
1/3?
Nothing as exciting as low-scoring AFC west battles, eh?
/back to MSG 5
Gratliff? Gratliff? Graaaaaaaaatlifffffffffffffffffff!!!!
Did we already lose the ability to edit posts? 🙁
Good look on Bum’s kid there.
wrong chief 🙁
Anyone else slightly disappointed we finally have points?
yes
seconded, also with bias (but also for the entropy factor)
If it ends the deep-off, I’m ok with it. If both teams now double-down on their idiocy, I’m pissed.
I was hoping for 2-0 in OT.
Yes.
Me too.
CHARLESDOWN!
All right, that’s game!
Elite dump off.
I love you Jamaal.
Whooooooooo!
Man these comments are YUUUUUGE.
/it’s MNF right?
They are quite sizable. Brett Favre feels intimidated.
What now its the National Pussy League?!?
How am I suppose to be entertained and held erect without clear head trauma occurring?!?
Good call.
Correction: Denver’s entire defense seems like kind of a dick.
How many times would Ray Lewis get flagged for that?
None. He would pay a member of his entourage to take the penalty.
I hope we end up with more flags than points.
Ummm, that’s pretty much a given at this point.
Good decision Von. Tiny hands would have picked up that 3rd and 12 anyway.
Malik Infraction Jackson
“Colbert taking late night by storm.” Welcome to 2007, critics.
What the fuck?! Does anyone on Denver’s D understand the concept of the fucking whistle?,
Come on now, that hit wasn’t that late, shit.
Nope never mind, maybe it was.
MOAR FRAGS
Jesus Christ, Andy Reid looks like he grew an additional tent size this year.
Wait, how does that negate the 5-yard penalty, even if they don’t offset? Is it a net 10 yard penalty?
Personal fouls get enforced, and minor penalties don’t offset 15 yarders.
@DTZM
I think you only get stuck if you are writing a comment of the switchover. I was suggesting active updating of the “live” page and removing old comments instead of making another page. I have nothing going on and love that shit so if you want to do it am on board to help out.
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ABSOLUTELY. I would love help with it.
its a good thing this isn’t texas or the ref would need a cat scan
I love that his full name is “Vonnie B’Vsean Miller”
wtf
Von Miller’s first step is so good the officials can’t even flag a false start before he gets to the quarterback.
FLAGS FOR THE FLAG GOD!
That’s the most action we’ve had all game.
Von Miller…..LEEEEROOOOOYY JEEEEEENKIIIIINS !!!
Miller: “I hear whistles. Better mow down Smith anyway.”
Is Von Miller on Krokodil?
No just a lovely Four Loko and meth cocktail.
Von Miller seems like kind of a dick.
YOU KEEP YOUR BIG HANDS OFF TINY HANDS.
I can’t believe that the goddamned liveblog curse followed you guys here.
Pretty sure that’s on you bro.
“mmmm…window dressing.” – Andy Reid
Manning and Smith pitching shutouts just because they are really in to the MLB guys.
I like when Denver’s defense is on the field because it means they might score a touchdown.
Defense is the best offense.
That’s how Grossman got to the Super Bowl.
it’s clearly the only way. we don’t have a good enough kick returner.