Your Sunday Nighter Open Thread

[in a slurred voice] “How ’bout one more? Oh no, I couldn’t-I have to go to work tomorrow. C’mon, just one for the road. The road? I’ve heard good things about that place. Okay. One more.” Just one more to go until tomorrow night folks…

Den @ Det: Peyton can’t feel his fingers and after a day of drinking I can’t feel my legs. I thought that the Falcons/Cowboy tilt should have been in this spot but what do I know-I’m just a guy that has a big dick. Whoa there. Who IS a big dick. Sorry about the confusion. Anyway, does anyone mamember reading that the Bronc’s were going to run the ball like bananas with CJ this year? Their leading rusher is Hillman with a paltry 75 yards Good Luvin’! Speaking of lousy running games, the hosannas have turned into the boohannas for 59 yards and counting (on one hand) Ameer Abdullah. On his behalf I’d like to ask the question, “does anyone know where a guy can pick up a niqab on the cheap?”. Good Night, Canada!

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Sill Bimmons

Kids and old men.

WCS

Grandpap was in the Navy during the island hopping of WWII and later Korea. He never talked about it. I had an elementary school project to talk to our grandparents about their youths. I tried to ask him, even press him, about it. Keep in mind, I was a kid, maybe nine or ten. I still feel bad about it, but, I was still a kid, trying to do a class project. That Depression/WWII generation stands as an example of resourcefulness and dedication.

Sill Bimmons
Sill Bimmons
Porky Prime

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Sill Bimmons
Sill Bimmons
Porky Prime

I should be asleep, but I’m too pissed off. PS3 died for the third time. Time for the funeral. Raiders 2-1 + a blood moon? I knew strange happenings were afoot.

Porky Prime
WCS

WCS

Sill Bimmons

FUCKIN A

Sill Bimmons

My cat is not at all happy with my viewing of Band Of Brothers.

WCS

Sill Bimmons

For every one US soldier dead 10,000 USSR soldiers died in the Great Patriotic War.

WCS

Real talk: there needs to be documentary of the Soviet invasion of Manchuria which was concurrent with the bombing of Hiroshima and Nagasaki. It was just as much a part of the Japanese surrender as the A-bombing.

Sill Bimmons

Way more important than the A-Bombings.

Between the Chinese and Soviet land wars faced by the Japanese the US onslaught was almost nonexistent.

The Navy was the only way forward in the Pacific.

Sill Bimmons

The Museum Of The Great Patriotic War in Moscow is such a fucking record of tragedy it’s difficult to describe.

Porky Prime

Toby Keith says if you don’t like it move to Iraq. WOO!!! THESE COLORS DON’T RUN! STILL IN SAIGON! JOHN COUGAR, JOHN DEERE, JOHN 3:16!!!

Sill Bimmons

Yup. It does say those things.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

You can refresh, but it still goes to reply, You have to go to a different page to cancel the reply function.

WCS

Note to self: DO NOT piss off Maeby.

Sill Bimmons

Shut the fuck up.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
laserguru

I gotta say today was a good day.

Sill Bimmons
Sill Bimmons
WCS

Capt. Ronald Speirs, one of the baddest of the bad asses in US history.
http://www.badassoftheweek.com/speirs4.jpg

Martin

Someone mentioned the time Romo was fucking Jessica Simpson.

http://imgur.com/wWZIO86

Sill Bimmons
WCS

Greatest mini-series of all time.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Oh god, Florio. I’m outta here – good night everybody. Thanks for all the laughs.

ProzacElf

The Dunge talking about “squatting” I see.

Sill Bimmons

So pretty much everything went wrong with everything today.

http://sd.keepcalm-o-matic.co.uk/i/keep-calm-and-fuck-you-all-18.png

blackroseMD1

I concur.

Moonbatting Average

Running game is totally optional, until it’s essential

Sill Bimmons

This is all inverted and fucked up.

Donks still going to finish 6-10.

King Hippo

FACK YOU

7-9

Sill Bimmons

WE’LL SEE

blackroseMD1

Tom Coughlin and Eli Manning are laughing at Jim Caldwell’s clock management skills right now.

Well, Tom is. Eli just swallowed a lego while Tom wasn’t paying attention to him.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Never fails to make me laugh.

theeWeeBabySeamus

Ummmm….you know I gotta eat that, right?

The best part is her(?) reaction. Never seen a dog with a better “Da Fuck, Dude????” response.

blackroseMD1

So…has Detroit forgotten that Denver scored again?

Dunstan

Positively Andy Reid-ian sense of urgency here by the Lions.

King Hippo

I suspect Von Miller gets laid. Like A LOT.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Arts and crafts Tony Romo will get you high, though.

makeitsnowondem

Artsy-Craftsy Tony Romo seems like an okay dude, honestly.

Dunstan

Yeah, that commercial seems mildly Romophobic.

King Hippo

I mean, if the mofo also bakes pies…

theeWeeBabySeamus

Am I correct in recalling that at one time he was baking Jessica Simpson’s pie? Or is my brain making that up?

The Maestro

This is correct.

theeWeeBabySeamus

Gotta admire him for the hitting and the quitting on that transaction then.
She’s hot, or used to be at least, but I don’t think I could stand to be around her for very long.

Well done.

makeitsnowondem

Matt Stafford is the Carly Fiorina of quarterbacks.

Sill Bimmons

That’s WAY too easy on…uhh…geez…fuck…uhh..hmmm…

blaxabbath

Just checked the 49ers homepage. Article highlights include “Tomsula says Colin is the QB” and “Kaepernick shows leadership speaking to media”.

Love it.

Charge of the Light Brigade

Alright all, with that I am out. I’ve drank too much to comment in good confidence, much like Al Michaels. It was a fun evening commentists! May your hangovers be mild.

Sill Bimmons

Fucking Lions? Really?

Matt Stafford is seriously the worst QB ever.

WCS

Mr. Sill? Kent Graham is on line one for you, sir.

Sill Bimmons

That seems a bit harsh considering the pedigree/accomplishment ratio.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

I like how after two weeks Kubiak’s entire fucking offensive system has become “let Peyton figure it out.”

the Alpha and the Amoeba

Eh, if the cleat fits…

The Maestro

To be fair, PeyPey would call better plays than Kubiak could ever hope to muster up.

King Hippo

shit, I like it too!

/still, game ball to Wade Phillips. AGAIN.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Oh, I agree, I just think it’s funny that Kubiak even bothered to HAVE an offensive system.

Sill Bimmons

Fuck you once again, Donk-O-Fuck-Os

Fuck the fucking fuckstick motherfucker.

King Hippo

DON;T BE ALL JELLY, SILL

Sill Bimmons
King Hippo

And remember, at least your el beisbol team isn’t muerte

godfuckingdamnit

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Now THAT was a great throw. Great catch, too.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

WWARE (What Would Andy Reid Eat)?

He probably wouldn’t object to some coconut ice cream to cap off the evening.

King Hippo

wafer thin mint?

Old School Zero

waffer theen

WCS
Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

“…we went fishing.”

blackroseMD1

God, I hate you Detroit. Might as well just change your name to the Detroit Derps.

Senor Weaselo

SNAKEDICKDOWN!

makeitsnowondem

Matt Stafford wants one more bite at the apple. The delicious caramel-covered apple.

King Hippo

handoff, handoff, FG. DON’T. GET. CUTE.

Let Fat Stafford try to get 8 with no timeouts and 1:50.

makeitsnowondem

nah

King Hippo

Hey, you and Kubes had the balls tonight and were RIGHT