Your “Pants On the Floor Or There’s The Door” Thursday Night Open Thread

Hello fellow football lovers. We meet again. Have you been well? Oh, that’s good to hear. How about that weather, huh? Some places it’s nice and other places it’s not. Go figure! Enough of the pasty white small talk, large muscular men will be crashing into each other. Let’s watch together…

Bal @ Pit: I imagine Tomlin is at this very moment begging Vick to just “play the game”, don’t try to do anything stupid, er, don’t try to be a difference-maker. Those days are long gone and just forget about this probably being your last bit of time in the spotlight. It happens to everyone! Last year Vick slorped together a 53% completion rate, a 5 yds per pass average and a not-sparkling 21.4 QBR (last in the league!). The key for the Steelers is getting Brown in space so that he can make a play and to let Bell careen through/off defenders and move the ball. Despite their troubles the Ravens haven’t allowed a 100 yard rusher in 29 straight games so it may be an uphill battle for Bell. The Flacco will of course be his usual nonpareil self, that’s for damn sure. I think Smith will get his and a TD because it is always a mistake to count that guy out. Another reason Smith will be relevant is because the other WR’s are not. They are Marlon Brown and Kamar Aiken.

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Moonbatting Average

Can I get the temperature of our Yinzers about what they think of the Pirates facing a one-game play-in. likely against one of the best pitchers (Arrieta), despite having the second-best record in baseball? How much do you hate Bud Selig? Sorry for the baseball posts, it’s what’s on the TV over here

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

Get back to your porch drinking and stop talking baseball.

Moonbatting Average

Back at it. Sorry.

blordinaryfagicmox

Ive always been tickled that the sport with the longest (in terms of games) season has the smallest playoff field.

theeWeeBabySeamus

In spite of the arguments in favor, and there are some decent ones…..I absolutely hate the one game sudden death wildcard game. Wish it was at least a best of 3.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

A mystery why Americans are not healthy; needs more research.

http://38.media.tumblr.com/76f4e837c7d72108c3ca3de5e039fe4c/tumblr_nmv7zs8KzD1sk3f5oo1_500.gif

Sharkbait

It’s gonna be a long night…better order chinese.

theeWeeBabySeamus

Hey look, a fat Lionel Richie is going in the HOF.

Full disclosure, I actually love Bettis. Sadly, that bust looks just like him.

theeWeeBabySeamus

Precisely.

John Difool

Stuck on you…. mighty glad you played

Darkest Timeline Zack Morris

I’m going to watch the shit out of Supergirl. I mean COME ON

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Wakezilla

When does that start up? I watched the leak pilot and it wasn’t terrible.

Darkest Timeline Zack Morris

October 26th I think. If it’s half as much fun as Flash, I’ll be in love.

entropy

I enjoyed the look on her face when the bullet hit her nipple. Extreme superhero BDSM on a mainstream TV network?! How can it go wrong!

Darkest Timeline Zack Morris

All the fat neckbeards kept saying she wasn’t “hot enough.” She is.

nomonkeyfun

DFOers are going to proudly watch a CBS show. It’s madness I tell dogs sleeping with cats. Cops loving Black Panthers. My God what is the world coming too. Next thing the Patriots will be likable.

Darkest Timeline Zack Morris

I also like Limitless and POI actually. The comedies and CSI/NCIS/SCORPIONs are awful, though.

nomonkeyfun

No, those fat bastards are right she isn’t hot enough.

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/sarcastic and actual wanking motion

Wakezilla

Thank god the Canadian election is coming up in like 2 weeks. It’s been non-stop politics here for the past couple of months. On a related note, how the shit do you Americans put up with 2 years of political BS before the actual election? That’s insane.

Darkest Timeline Zack Morris

Most of us just laugh about it until it’s pretty close. Then we don’t vote.

entropy

By “watch,” I assume you mean “masturbate until I chafe,” right?

theeWeeBabySeamus

Dunno ’bout him, but….yes here.

nomonkeyfun

“So am I. But why are there the two old ladies in picture.”

-Marc Trestman

nomonkeyfun

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The most desirable woman in Pittsburgh and her posse.

John Difool

Ben doesn’t look all that hurt to me.

Mother Puncher

In celebration of October, here’s a walking pumpkin!

Smithchez

CBS: “Air Force One is missing! You’re the president now! Shoot down Air Force One!”

John Difool

Morgan Freeman is in it… he will save all the white people

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Dunstan

“Air Force One is missing! And we stupidly had the President, Vice President, Speaker of the House, and Speaker pro tempore of the Senate all on board!”

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Vick still has a nice ball, too bad about the scrotum.

Stabby Pants

Does Phil Simms even watch the game?

entropy

Could you imagine a commentating team of Pheel and Gruden? We’d have no idea what the fuck they were watching.

Wakezilla

He does, but the CTE gave him dementia, so, not really.

Sill Bimmons

Jesus CHRIST Scobee

theeWeeBabySeamus

He does make things interesting.

Sill Bimmons

At least someone got a hand on that, because that was about the ugliest made FG I’ve ever seen.

Wakezilla

I’m still surprised he’s their kicker after week 1.

Sill Bimmons

Who else is out there?

It’s like the menu at a Scottish restaurant.

Not enough options and nothing you’d really want anyway.

litre_cola

IRN BRU would like a word with you.

Sill Bimmons

Why not take one more shot???

nomonkeyfun

What are famous last words at a bar, Alex.

Smithchez

Hey, you ARE Antonio Brown!

John Difool

RG3 watching and getting inspired by Vick right now like a white Italian watching a Rocky movie.

Sharkbait

What in the fuck was that chik-fil-a

hippofant

Le’veon so sad at not getting that checkdown.

King Hippo

As am I. Godfuckingdamnit

Smithchez

Yeah, shitty pumpfake followed by a 3 yard scramble. Just like they drew it up.

Wakezilla

That’s a Mike Vick special right there.

Stabby Pants
Sill Bimmons

BOMBS AWAY

nomonkeyfun

A Ravens player jumped in late?

Get me my fainting couch.

Sill Bimmons

Somewhere, Ray Lewis wipes away a single, wistful tear.

nomonkeyfun

That’s not a tear, it’s a drop of blood from the white suit.

entropy

(And hands a bloody knife to his friend)

entropy

They’re still going to be tackling Steelers at the airport on the way home.

Smithchez

Philip Rivers just came (and sired 6 more children) at the sight of that float

Sharkbait
Senor Weaselo

I expected one song. I was not disappointed.
+Medical experiments for the lot of you

John Difool

ROFLFORSETTCOPTER

Sill Bimmons

AVERAGEFLOAT

Wakezilla

Dorsett got flipped by Gay? This is what happens when you let Michael Sam into your league, folks.

JustStopDude

Guys…my grandma just told me….she is a soldier from the future…sent to kill me.

nomonkeyfun

Can I have some of your stuff?
Or are you planning on saving it for the Japanese guys?

JustStopDude

You know…a lot of people get weird out by the term “PCP”….I think everyone should just get wet once in a while…

Smithchez

For being completely untouched and unseen from the blindside, that was a pretty weak hit.

makeitsnowondem

I bet Todd Haley has killed some dogs.

Mother Puncher

Chocolate diamond down!

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theeWeeBabySeamus

Bro, you got blocked by Mike Vick.
Mike, fucking, Vick.

Go sit in the portolet for 20 minutes. WHY IS THE DOOR OPEN??? CLOSE THE DOOR!!!

Mother Puncher

Vick’s game plan: couldn’t learn the playbook, let’s make shit up.

Sill Bimmons

Will Johnson with the hold of the century on that one!

litre_cola

Huge Hug, you mean hug, it was the hug of the century.

makeitsnowondem

You’re not Antonio Brown, asshole.

MikeWallaceAndGromit

Vick really sank his teeth into that block!

Wakezilla

./turns on the game.

Well, I see I’ve missed nothing this game.

Wakezilla

Spoke to soon.

Recovery Whiskey

For me, a toss up between the pretty spiral dog killer threw 45 yards that 84 dropped, and Elite QB throwing it 10 yards right to a Steeler route-jumper.

Stabby Pants
Sill Bimmons

That was fucking amazing.

King Hippo

Teh Le’Veon, he good.

ThursdaySkyGoddess

LE’VEON DOWN!

Sharkbait

Belldowns make me happy

Smithchez

1 yard for Antonio Brown? 1?! Why did that stupid sex offender golem have to get hurt?

litre_cola

When the hell did Heyward -Bey learn to catch?

Sill Bimmons

INORITE

Wakezilla

It’s the stick ’em. Everyone knows, but, c’mon, it’s Heward Bey.

Sharkbait

Why are they going to Houston next week?

nomonkeyfun

Astro playoff game.

makeitsnowondem

Gentlemen.

What’d I miss?

Sill Bimmons

Nothing of serious consequence.

Sill Bimmons

PENNY’S BAZINGLE AGAIN BROS WOO

Darkest Timeline Zack Morris

It’s the number one comedy on TV, Sill. That means it’s good. Geez.

EMBRACE ETERNITY EMBRACE BAZINGA

exinkwretch

Wow. So many sideline shots of Big Ben. Twenty bucks says he’ll be getting around in a fattie scooter within five years of his retirement.

Recovery Whiskey

Hey there folks … Who’s looking better tonight, the dog strangler or the stabby guys old team with the elite QB?

theeWeeBabySeamus

Is there a third choice?

Sill Bimmons

Pretty much a push so far.

Sill Bimmons

Gradkowski, you worthless piece of shit.

MikeWallaceAndGromit

Hahaha, that’s so NFL. “NO CRUTCHES PUSSY! BE A MAN AND WALK ON YOUR OWN!”

King Hippo

Yeah, we havin’ our franchise QB put weight on his just sliced and diced knee for no fucking reason BECAUSE LOOK HOW BIG MY DICK IS BRO!!!!

nomonkeyfun

I’m surprised Tomlin isn’t making him do cone drills.