Elaina Watley: That cheating bastard! I’ll show him!
[Phone Flies Open]
Morris Claiborne: Oh, ha ha ha! Very fucking funny!
Elaina Watley: That cheating bastard! I’ll show him!
[Phone Flies Open]
Morris Claiborne: Oh, ha ha ha! Very fucking funny!
If the internet has taught me anything, it’s that she’s going to meet up with some of these women and the results are going to be sexy.
No Man’s Land: Football Wags
Glad someone posted about this. I hope Coughlin gets asked in his presser if these texts are a distraction.
::Eli stares as candy phone::
I didn’t know Bo Jackson had a daughter.
Needs more spray tan.
Why are on-field interviewers so bad at their jobs? “How does it feel to win?” “What was going through your mind?” “What does it say about this team…?”
Oh, and sorry Horatio. I actually almost felt sorry for the Yankees until A-Rod came up in the 9th and then I felt better when he struck out.
And in true “baseball is a heavy regionalized sport” fashion, now that the Yankees are eliminated so to is the likelihood I will watch any more of the postseason.
Eh, I’m rooting for the Dodgers to try and get Donnie a ring.
Root for the Bluejays. Pros: They haven’t been in the playoffs in 20+ years and have nice looking jerseys.
Cons: Torontonians are the worst and don’t deserve a winning franchise in anything.
That girl on the picture looks a LOT different than the girl shown on the linked article.
Like, a LOT.
Like, 40 lbs a LOT.
I like that everyone went right for her Bo Knows-esque looks and weight.
That is how you internet comment, folks!
Um what? Why isn’t Dez Bryant’s mom on this text?
You make the pimp the contact, not the whore.
Cruz only goes for independent providers.