Indy @ Hou: Arian is coming back to full strength against the right team-versus the Colts he averages a TD per game, 120 rush yards and 6 ypc. Is there anyone who can’t run against Indy? I don’t think so. Here’s betting that Mallethoyer has the sort of game that will have the Texan fan screaming for Hoyermallet to start the following week. As of this writing (Wednesday) both Luck and Hasselbeck were questionable which led to the re-signing of Josh Johnson. Needless to say, one of the questionables will be dragging his carcass onto the field Thursday evening. You know how teams end up regretting not re-upping a star player because he ended up on a division rival and went on to show that he could still be productive?-Texans management doesn’t feel that way about Andre Johnson. At the rate he’s going, Donte Moncrief (no relation to Sidney Moncrief, the do-everything 6’4″ guard for the Milwaukee Bucks in the 80’s that was asked to guard everyone from Jordan to Dr. J to Larry Bird and never got the credit he deserved and was my childhood hero, dammit!) is going to be the guy that ends up getting double coverage, leaving T.Y. to wonder, “hey, what about me?”.
Good idea ref. You had might as well just leave the flag on the ground at this point.
Did she just say “Lance”?
Nance. Nance!
M as in Mance? Who says Mance?
Not at all the same play, and not really even below the waist.
Thousand-yard stares adding up on the Texans sideline.
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That actually looks a bit like Mallett.
The chop-block lobby is getting its moneys worth tonight
Arian just got Nationed….
Two chop blocks in a game? What’s left, a clipping and a palpably unfair act to get penalty Yahtzee?
Are they calling all the fouls they used to pretend didn’t exist?
Mallet has the dead-eyed stare of a sniper on the sidelines. I don’t mean he can throw the ball well, I mean he looks like he wants to find a clock tower and a rifle.
Luckily for everyone, he’d miss.
Okay at this point…Houston officially has zero offensive weapons right?
Well, I find their offense offensive.
How does a team from Texas not have any weapons?
Foster Hurt Alert!*
*announced every other play
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Mallet pouting on the sideline: he just wants to play
Dez or a Wr wanting to go in the game : he’s a distraction and angry
NFL announcers suck
No, it would be an example extreeeeeeeeeeeeeme grittiness by Edelman.
True enough , it’s sad they still get away with this new year after year
The quarterback saga in Houston has been going on since they joined the league, Jim.
Remember when they turned David Carr into a quivering pile of PTSD? Good times.
The pre-ghost of Steve McNair haunted them from the beginning
David Carr got sacked 76 times his rookie year.
FIVE TIMES A GAME
He never had a chance to be good.
If Hopkins had a top 5 QB throwing to him he would be all we’d hear about.
“If Hopkins had a QB throwing to him he would be all we’d hear about. ”
There fixed it for ya.
I knew something was wrong about my comment…
I’m talking out of my ass here, but I think Hoyer coming off the bench, trailing 13-0 is going to be a good thing for him. He’s got no pressure to perform, which might loosen him up and result in the Oilers to come back and win.
How do they trot that retarded motherfucker Simms out to call games week after week?
The fact Mallett wants to go back out and play for the Texans is a sign of impaired mental function.
1st down?!? Uh oh…QB controversy in Houston.
RED ALERT!!!!
Well that depends. I’d imagine Warren Moon should be returning anytime now.
OK, if O’Brian is familiar with Hoyer and Mallett, WHY THE FUCK DID HE SIGN THEM!?
Part of Belichick’s plan to ruin teams all around the country. His coaching tree is full of spies.
PHEEL is in mid-season form.
HOYERMALLETT IS UP!
Helmet to the liver! 15 yards!
(that shot would have killed me instantly)
Methinks a 6PM Thursday start in LA is not a good way to encourage a large game crowd.
Why? They can be in by 7 and hitting the bars by 9.
Is fucking Phil Simms blind?!?
Even from the other side view, its fucking clear that its an illegal hit.
Quick, bring out the next Brady backup who has failed to do anything.
Hoyer Country sighting!
Manziel Nation wants to meet up at the light industrial site in the Flats.
His name is Sio and he dances way offsides…
+1 Duran
Looks like Mallet got hammered.
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The watch in that stupid GMC ad is made in the USA.
Two things you definitely shouldn’t buy American in the same ad.
Yes, but my Zenith Tv works great.
Phil has the same look on his face as a Golden Retriever.
Please do not compare me to that man.
http://i.imgur.com/J6HQVoO.jpg
He could use an Old Yeller ending. Like, at halftime.
Please, Goldens look much more intelligent.
Phil also prefers to shit outside
Unlike the anti-diversity of Indianapolis
Did you hear about McDonald’s? They’re trying desperately to get some incremental sales because they’ve run out of ideas.
Pan? Is that like, Pamn? Pann? Was it Panm?
Pan II: The Re-Panning of Pan.
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McDonalds always has it’s fingers on the pulse… of zombies.
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That sharp, loud sound you just heard at the end of the McDonald’s commercial was all the English teachers in the U.S.A. simultaneously shooting themselves in the head.
Fuck you Mcdonalds, not listening to morons whine about food is the reason Im not on twitter, dont put that shit in your commercials.
mmmmmmm, nice extended song girls shot there.
Vinatieri is not of this earth.
Vini … tera?
Does the NFL not actually want us to enjoy this sport? They seem to do everything in their power to do achieve that objective.
They’re just trying to make the game safer for their advertisers.
The Over the Hump Gang
Chucksportsmanlike conduct.
Hey, hey…He had cancer.
Was it on the 10 yard line?
Penalty on the Indy Head Coach…elder abuse. 15 yard penalty. Repeat the down.
ALL HAIL BEERGH GOD OF FLAGS
WHAT IS FLAGGED MAY NEVER LIVE
ALL THE FLAGS
Lebron James gives Hasselback two thumbs up.
GRITTY SELF INDULGENCE
J.J. Wat?
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I can’t stop laughing at that face!