AFC South Fever-Catch It! Your Thursday Nighter Open Thread

Indy @ Hou: Arian is coming back to full strength against the right team-versus the Colts he averages a TD per game, 120 rush yards and 6 ypc. Is there anyone who can’t  run against Indy? I don’t think so. Here’s betting that Mallethoyer has the sort of game that will have the Texan fan screaming for Hoyermallet to start the following week. As of this writing (Wednesday) both Luck and Hasselbeck were questionable which led to the re-signing of Josh Johnson. Needless to say, one of the questionables will be dragging his carcass onto the field Thursday evening. You know how teams end up regretting not re-upping a star player because he ended up on a division rival and went on to show that he could still be productive?-Texans management doesn’t feel that way about Andre Johnson. At the rate he’s going, Donte Moncrief (no relation to Sidney Moncrief, the do-everything 6’4″ guard for the Milwaukee Bucks in the 80’s that was asked to guard everyone from Jordan to Dr. J to Larry Bird and never got the credit he deserved and was my childhood hero, dammit!) is going to be the guy that ends up getting double coverage, leaving T.Y. to wonder, “hey, what about me?”.

 

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Mother Puncher

Good idea ref. You had might as well just leave the flag on the ground at this point.

blordinaryfagicmox

Did she just say “Lance”?

The Right Reverend Electric Mayhem

Nance. Nance!

blordinaryfagicmox

M as in Mance? Who says Mance?

JerBear50

Not at all the same play, and not really even below the waist.

Sill Bimmons

Thousand-yard stares adding up on the Texans sideline.

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

That actually looks a bit like Mallett.

blordinaryfagicmox

The chop-block lobby is getting its moneys worth tonight

John Difool

Arian just got Nationed….

Senor Weaselo

Two chop blocks in a game? What’s left, a clipping and a palpably unfair act to get penalty Yahtzee?

Stabby Pants

Are they calling all the fouls they used to pretend didn’t exist?

entropy

Mallet has the dead-eyed stare of a sniper on the sidelines. I don’t mean he can throw the ball well, I mean he looks like he wants to find a clock tower and a rifle.

Wakezilla

Luckily for everyone, he’d miss.

JustStopDude

Okay at this point…Houston officially has zero offensive weapons right?

Wakezilla

Well, I find their offense offensive.

How does a team from Texas not have any weapons?

JerryJones-Thugs-N-Harmony

Mallet pouting on the sideline: he just wants to play
Dez or a Wr wanting to go in the game : he’s a distraction and angry
NFL announcers suck

nomonkeyfun

No, it would be an example extreeeeeeeeeeeeeme grittiness by Edelman.

JerryJones-Thugs-N-Harmony

True enough , it’s sad they still get away with this new year after year

blordinaryfagicmox

The quarterback saga in Houston has been going on since they joined the league, Jim.

Stabby Pants

Remember when they turned David Carr into a quivering pile of PTSD? Good times.

blordinaryfagicmox

The pre-ghost of Steve McNair haunted them from the beginning

Sill Bimmons

David Carr got sacked 76 times his rookie year.

FIVE TIMES A GAME

Defensive Back Mike Wallace

“If Hopkins had a QB throwing to him he would be all we’d hear about. ”
There fixed it for ya.

Wakezilla

I’m talking out of my ass here, but I think Hoyer coming off the bench, trailing 13-0 is going to be a good thing for him. He’s got no pressure to perform, which might loosen him up and result in the Oilers to come back and win.

JerBear50

How do they trot that retarded motherfucker Simms out to call games week after week?

Defensive Back Mike Wallace

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Stabby Pants

The fact Mallett wants to go back out and play for the Texans is a sign of impaired mental function.

JustStopDude

1st down?!? Uh oh…QB controversy in Houston.

RED ALERT!!!!

Wakezilla

Well that depends. I’d imagine Warren Moon should be returning anytime now.

Defensive Back Mike Wallace

OK, if O’Brian is familiar with Hoyer and Mallett, WHY THE FUCK DID HE SIGN THEM!?

nomonkeyfun

Part of Belichick’s plan to ruin teams all around the country. His coaching tree is full of spies.

Lord Joe Don Looney

PHEEL is in mid-season form.

Moonbatting Average

Helmet to the liver! 15 yards!

(that shot would have killed me instantly)

Methinks a 6PM Thursday start in LA is not a good way to encourage a large game crowd.

Why? They can be in by 7 and hitting the bars by 9.

JustStopDude

Is fucking Phil Simms blind?!?

Even from the other side view, its fucking clear that its an illegal hit.

Stabby Pants

Quick, bring out the next Brady backup who has failed to do anything.

Senor Weaselo

Hoyer Country sighting!

Sill Bimmons

Manziel Nation wants to meet up at the light industrial site in the Flats.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

His name is Sio and he dances way offsides…

Sill Bimmons

+1 Duran

Old School Zero

Looks like Mallet got hammered.

bourb0nblues
Sill Bimmons

The watch in that stupid GMC ad is made in the USA.

Two things you definitely shouldn’t buy American in the same ad.

nomonkeyfun

Yes, but my Zenith Tv works great.

Stabby Pants

Phil has the same look on his face as a Golden Retriever.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Please do not compare me to that man.

http://i.imgur.com/J6HQVoO.jpg

King Hippo

He could use an Old Yeller ending. Like, at halftime.

nomonkeyfun

Please, Goldens look much more intelligent.

bourb0nblues

Phil also prefers to shit outside

Moonbatting Average

Unlike the anti-diversity of Indianapolis

Moonbatting Average

Pan? Is that like, Pamn? Pann? Was it Panm?

JustStopDude

Pan II: The Re-Panning of Pan.

Defensive Back Mike Wallace

McDonalds always has it’s fingers on the pulse… of zombies.
http://i453.photobucket.com/albums/qq253/russellsculpts/michael_jackson_thriller_vimage_mj_.jpg

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

That sharp, loud sound you just heard at the end of the McDonald’s commercial was all the English teachers in the U.S.A. simultaneously shooting themselves in the head.

Defensive Back Mike Wallace

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blordinaryfagicmox

Fuck you Mcdonalds, not listening to morons whine about food is the reason Im not on twitter, dont put that shit in your commercials.

King Hippo

mmmmmmm, nice extended song girls shot there.

Spanky Datass

Vini … tera?

Does the NFL not actually want us to enjoy this sport? They seem to do everything in their power to do achieve that objective.

entropy

They’re just trying to make the game safer for their advertisers.

John Difool

The Over the Hump Gang

Senor Weaselo

Chucksportsmanlike conduct.

Stabby Pants

Hey, hey…He had cancer.

entropy

Was it on the 10 yard line?

JustStopDude

Penalty on the Indy Head Coach…elder abuse. 15 yard penalty. Repeat the down.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

ALL HAIL BEERGH GOD OF FLAGS

Old School Zero

WHAT IS FLAGGED MAY NEVER LIVE

Col. Duke LaCross

ALL THE FLAGS

Defensive Back Mike Wallace

Lebron James gives Hasselback two thumbs up.
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Sill Bimmons

GRITTY SELF INDULGENCE

Defensive Back Mike Wallace

I can’t stop laughing at that face!