Ari @ Det: The Cards have the 2nd most picks as of Wk. 5. Peterson, a CB that has only given up 85 yards so far, gets Calvin, who despite his overwhelming talent has only one score so far this year. The Spartans probably have a better O-Line than the Lions. Here’s a thought-maybe they should be switched out for this game. I don’t see anything worse happening. Well, at least the D-Line is…oh…uh. They’re shit as well. Tate and Mega have but one score between them. Detroit is in bad shape, folks.
Den @ Oak: Broncs have won last seven against the Raiders. It sure isn’t Peyton (6 TD’s, 5 Int’s) and company that is getting things done, it’s the D. I guess when it was said that the running game was the key to victory this year the word “defense” was mis-pronounced. Cooper looks to keep the wheels turning on an impressive rook season against a secondary that has only given up two TD’s. But he has two TD’s. Spooky, right?
NE @ Dal: The Cowfucks are going to be torn a new asshole today by a 9 TD, no picks Brady that has never lost to them. It’s Ugg’s and Gronk going up against Weeden and umm, Williams? Dallas seems to be completely out-matched here but I’ll [swallows small amount of bile] be cheering for them.
This is where Dallas fucks me in fantasy with a Witten TD
Obviously Princeton’s offense is too complicated for a guy signed three weeks ago to pick up and try a few plays in garbage time.
Weeden has hit 19 of his last 20 passes…for a total of 32 yards.
Positively quasi-Alex Smith-esque
Super Bowl prediction: Cards over Packers
AFC? Whatever.
I can hear Cowboys fans now: YEE HAW TO HELL WITH THE COWBOYS, HOW BOUT THEM RANGERS. I LOVE ME SOME COLE FIELDER & PRINCE HAMELS. AND THAT ADRIANNE BELTRE IS A PRETTY COOL DUDE.
Ha. That’s funny. You think Cowboys fans are from Dallas.
The Venn diagram between Cowboys fans and Texas Rangers fans looks like a pair of tits.
I’m actually curious to know which teams people in the Metroplex root for. I don’t associate them strongly with any team.
The Patriots have deflated any chance of a Cowboy win.
Trent Green: “Now if you watch this play clos…….
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Wait – so you now take the extra point off the hash marks if you score near the sideline? Why don’t they get it centered on the field?
I would like to compliment The Bengals on that win but Seattle appears to have a moron as OC and Head Coach. A running back is averaging 5 yards per carry and you keep asking Russell Wilson to win games? unfucking real. Still Cincy’s D is no slouch.
The one good thing about the Super Bowl goal line play: incompetent pre-2013 Petey Carroll is back and quite possibly for forever this time.
He was always incompetent, didn’t you see the 2006 Rose Bowl? Reggie Bush, 12 yards per play. Key part of the game 4th & 2 where is he? The sideline. Welcome back dumb ass Pete.
S: Edelman illegal motion
O: A little twitchy
A: CTE & PTSD
P: Keep running him out there!
I was really hoping the Patriots would keep passing so Hardy and McClain could try to kill Brady but it appears the Pats are on to that plan.
Must have seen the tapes or something.
His giant pile of guns is juuuuuuust out of frame.
Suh can still earn my respect this season.
Honey Badger gets a late hit penalty on Dan Orlavsky up 42-10.
He will kill Tom Brady in the SB and all will enjoy the Cardinals.
Holy shit Raiders, what kind of 4th down playcall was that?
Rutgers-esque
A typical Raiders playcall.
I think the 0-4 power rankings might be less pathetic than the 1-win rankings….
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I could care less but out of all the undefeateds, yes I’m including Carolina, New England to me has been the least impressive. Sorry WEEI but it’s the truth. Beating a Steelers team missing two of it’s best players, an overmatched Buffalo team, Jackosnville and an undermanned Dallas team ain’t that impressive. Sorry Simmons
It’s like you never left.
Disagree. Have you seen Atlanta’s schedule?
They beat The Giants who at least have something other than a gimp playing QB. The Eagles have a solid D. Jacksonville and two crippled opponents?
We can only hope.
My Tom Brady hate has reached a new height with his pro-Donald Trump comments and the fact he’s good buddies with one of those bullshit wellness gurus. I now confidently hate him as the dumb fucking jock I’d always hoped he was.
You know who else had close friends with wellness quacks? ARod and Barry Bonds/Marion Jones/the rest of the BALCO Athletes.
But PK will still put Brady in the HOF because his PED use “wasn’t between the white lines”.
I’d be excited about Brady being implicated in a PED scandal if I believed it would genuinely hurt him.
But yeah, you don’t play this late in your career this well without some substances aiding you.
Or robot parts. #ROBQBOCOP
oh, goddamnit. That was such a pretty play.
I would find it amusing if Denver wins the Super Bowl with Manning playing worse than Trent Dilfer.
Well, the second part is definitely true.
Followed by him being sent to the glue factory by Elway
Maybe he’ll become a shoutier announcer than Dilfer as well.
I was saying that to a friend of mine the other day that is a Broncos fan. They remind me so much of the 2000 Ravens it’s scary. Score just enough and wait for the D to make a game turning play.Still you have to think Manning will get better, right?
“It’ll always haunt me that I never won a SB with Denver.”
-Manning holding the Super Bowl L trophy
What’d you expect from Weeden!? Old people can’t learn new things.
David Bruton just wins games.
That’s so Raiders…
WOO!!!!!!!!!!! It is so fucking strange to see a Denver team play this way.
I know it was the Browns but can anyone explain to me how the fuck they wasted a 1st round pick on this piece of shit. My god.
The Factory currently sits idle, locked down after a Haymarket-style lockout riot.
Details in earlier posts.
Oakland keeps Oaklanding
Toyota ad exec: “So I heard this Mad Max movie was a thing”
My son totally called that interception. On the snap. After watching Weeden for two plays.
I’m sorry you have a blind son.
Still more observant than Garrett apparently.
All the Doop…
How bad can Cassel be?
Let’s find out!
Did you see him in KC? Wait don’t do that to yourself
Weeden just wants his tapioca pudding already.
He loves to eat it while watching Matlock.
With his hot water bottle.
Fuck it, time to watch the Ice Alouettes. See you all during the late game.
Go ice REDBLACKS!!
The Patriots are going to win the Super Bowl, aren’t they?
No. They won’t.
No.
Come on — Dallas is so vulnerable right now…
YES WE FACKIN’ WILL! AND JUST TO GET EVEN WITH GOODELL AND ALL YOU HATAHS! OTHERWISE WE WOULD NAHT HAVE TRIED THIS YE-AH!
Uh hello Green Bay would stomp them. Not only that I think Denver will beat them so they won’t get the home field.
“I can beat them.”
/Finishes juice box.
“Mo-om, can I have another apple juice?”
More Donks herp-a-derp.
Even with Directv I wasn’t paying attention to Cards-Lions what happened to Stafford?
Benched. Sucked.
He fell off of the NutriSystem wagon.
Fat fuck. According to the announcers, it’s good to help him maintain his confidence.
“What would you call it…. trying to bring down Gronkowski?”
A BRO-DEO
This has my vote for next week’s tag line.
If i’m Romo I ask for a raise after this season.
You back from curb-stomping Southies?
Nah stopped doing that
If I’m Romo I’d ask to be traded.
THE HOMOEROTIC COWBOY COMMENTARY DEAR GAWD THE HOMOEROTIC COWBOY COMMENTARY
Are you sure you’re not watching ‘Brokeback Mountain’?
Nope. Nantz N’ PHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEL
Broncos-Cards super bowl?
Hello? 5-0 Falcons!
I think that would be pretty awesome.
No thank you. I’d rather not get embarrassed by the NFC West again
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Until Carson gets hurt……Cards vs. Patriots.
It’s hard to get upset, I new Dallas would get dismantled, but this still sucks.
I was taking a piss anything interesting happeWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Goddamn this defense is great though.
So Peyton Manning is now Trent Dilfer?
WE WISH!!
I hope so.
Poor little Oakland.
Stupidly, I thought they actually had a fighting chance before the game started.
I’m not even sure which team I hate worse anymore, the Raiders or the Broncos.
Gotta be the Donks, if only because the Raiders have sucked so bad forever.
Damnit Derek.
/sigh
Tomorrow night, we duel.
Bell’s gonna have 400 yards and 8 touchdowns.
ALL YOUR BLUEBERRIES ARE BELONG TO US
I’m playing ARI’s D in the crazy DFO fantasy league. Had a 30% chance of winning before this game. Now at 93%.
Make sure to collect your million dollars on Monday.
It’s in escrow.
$50K entry fee.
Who needs a functional, living QB?
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
welp
THANK YOU, CHRIS FUCKING HARRIS!!!!!
It’s time for some beer and Heroes of the Storm.
Let’s just call this a “rebuilding year”.
Forever Oakland
Hey guys. So I guess The Pats are just like whatever rules we have to break to win we’ll just keep doing it because you know the league and the courts are powerless to stop it. Holy shit two picks, my god these assholes are just beneath contempt.
http://sports.cbslocal.com/2015/10/10/tom-bradys-personal-assistant-being-investigated-by-ftc/
Not just two picks, two BLATANT picks, uncalled, and even the announcers seemed to praise it. It’s ridiculous.