It might be a game for the aged-‘s’ and ‘d’ are so close to each other.
SF @ NYG: Staley and TE Davis are out for this one. I can’t blame Kaep for perhaps thinking that the stars are aligning against him. The fan site Niners Nation recommends that you start ZERO 9’ers tonight. ZERO! Rarely has a fan site been so honest. There’s not a hint of “Kaep might go off in this one” or “Look for Hyde to grab a goal-line TD”. That’s sad. The Giants D seems to be rounding into some sort of shape ( a parallelogram? a Mobius Strip?) It sure looks as though the G-Men will be stepping on some throats tonight but hey, a complete implosion isn’t off the table. Let’s watch what happens…together.
There’s a shit ton of time left in this game:
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Honestly I think that was offensive interference.
Old man yells at refs
There has to be a site out there that shows how many throwaways each QB averages per game.
I’m guessing Kap is #1 on that list by a long way.
Tannehill.
Kap probably for throwaways. Cutler leads in taking one step back, realizing the play is fucked and nonchalantly chucking it at the blocking tight end’s feet.
Cutler would also likely lead in number of cigarette butts left on the field.
Filled doughnut or Danish?
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SF must have hired Andy Reid in the last few hours.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Chris Weber approves of that time out.
This guy is just awful at the quarterbacking.
Holy shit, Jim.
The Giants are 13-18 in the regular season when Elisha throws for 300 yds.
Kaep: learning to accept his limitations.
Beckham dances a lot for a guy that obviously took a fall across the middle to avoid getting blasted.
Still. Go G-Men. Cover that spread.
Are the 49ers defensive backs instructed to just kind of be in the same general vicinity as the receivers (aside from Beckham, who they’re apparently convinced has cooties)?
I don’t know about Al Michaels, but when I want to pick up third and a deuce, I call Najeh Davenport’s number.
Four-yard dumpoff pass fever! Catch it!
-New commercial featuring Eli Manning and Colin Kaepernick
Their recruiting slogan for wide receivers is “we WILL get you killed on national television!”
Probably my favorite thing about Odell Beckham is that he will try absolutely anything after the catch.
Tasmanian Devils are little wascally ferret-like rodents that barely weigh as much as a small dog.
Can we please stop with the idiocy?
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Excuse me sir may I please have truck balls with that?
NO!
Alexa should end this commercial with, “make up your fucking mind you ADHD motherfucker.”
Sunday Night Football: Because those farts aren’t gonna knock themselves.
Oh, so now Carlos Hyde is hurt?
My fantasy team RBs are cursed today.
RIP Jamaal Charles’ ACL
you should have known better.
No other choice, unfortunately. AP is on bye.
You usually don’t see whores this hot walking down Melrose.
Front:
Those pants (?) are way less flattering in the front.
The streak of failing to get a third-down conversion when throwing before the first-down marker continues. Now: 0 for 19387530239 in history.
I’ll take “Things That Are True” for $800 please, Alex.
“We need fifteen yards, better throw for six!”
I swear, this is every offensive coordinator ever.
“But what if we threw past the sticks?”
“We don’t know what’s out there. The map says there are dragons.”
“You must never throw there, Simba. Promise me.”
I still can’t believe this game is competitive.
Is it out of line to grab the remote from a passed out dad in law who is in a turkey and red wine coma? He wakes up intermittently however…
You may as well. You’re already fucking his daughter. Show him who the real man of the house is.
Depends on his reflexes, and attitude toward having his channel changed.
Is it your house? If so, take the remote. Fuck that guy.
It is not, I however have raped his wine cellar all day
Keep violating
If he wakes up and asks where the remote is, exclaim “IF IT WAS UP YOUR ASS YOU’D KNOW.”
Even funnier, “YOU WOULDN’T KNOW IF IT WAS UP YOUR ASS”
Subway using public domain music to identify itself with a certain British comedy troupe.
Do people actually have conversations like “so did you guys decide on a washing machine?” I have never once felt that the vessel in which I clean my clothing was something I had to discuss with friends or acquaintances.
Have you met women?
Yes, and not a one of them I know has ever discussed this. I asked a few.
Then I need to meet better women.
How long before CBS turns that silly looking Bradley Cooper restaraunt movie into a series? I’m betting mid-season replacement.
That reminds me. One of the best moments on Archer was Anthony Bourdain being dropped out of a helicopter.
Not true.
BMW builds Rolls-Royces and Minis.
Hayne’s biggest confusion with football is that they have Gatorade on the sidelines instead of Fosters.
Oooh. Lavender.
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Nice use of the tail as a fulcrum.
Colinsworth advocating committing seppuku to help your QB out, apparently.
Only if he shows Kaep how it’s done.
We’re not that lucky.
Poop
Just now you could see Colin Kaepernick entertain, and then discard, the idea of blocking.
There’s something wrong with this season when even Colinsworth expressed shock at a starting quarterback showing any kind of competence.
Goose Island Sofie? Goose Island Sofie.
I crashed your plane into a bridge. I don’t care!
I have been thinking this all day.
Minxie Mimieux
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She seems nice.
Welp folks, it’s been real but i do not occupy one of those wonderlands that gives columbus fanatics a day off tomorrow. May your dreams turn to nightmares, and food become ashes in your maws. Adieu!
Cris and Al are talking about jail rape, right?
Sure sounded like it.
TULO goes yard.
sorry
Good. We must preserve the few teams left that can beat the Cards
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I see a concussion/whiplash lawsuit in his future.
OH NBC YOU MAY BE NOW OWNED BY A CABLE TV COMPANY FROM MISSIPPI BUT YOU WILL ALWAYS BE A UNIT OF GENERAL ELECTRIC TO ME
I can’t believe I misspelled “Mississippi”
Miss, I miss you, miss. Ma’am.
Hmmm. Coughlin’s game plan is to use the football and score points, more than the other team, and they will win. An ingenious take on this game, I’d say. Very avant garde.
9% ABV, my ass. This 22 oz. trippel-style is filled with LIES!
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All Hail Hypnotoad
This next track is called “More Ounce Per Bounce”
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preview:
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Aaron Rodgers has a signed first edition, becuaes he appreciates fine literature
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