NE @ Ind: [swallows bile and pride] I have to give the guy credit for saying what everyone knows and what never gets said in major media. There. I feel faint but I think I’m okay. What no one addressed is that Brady added, “Donuts are the Anti-Christ!” so the Pats may want to re-evaluate their concussion protocols. Look, the Pats are rested, this is a “revenge” game and Belichick has had two weeks to prepare. This will not go well for the Colts. Don’t get me wrong-I’ll be cheering for the home team but their D is porous and QB-wise this is a no-brainer. Prove me wrong, Luck.
Remembering Andre Johnson: How I Could Have Put My Team In A Better Position To Win by Chuck Pagano.
It would actually be a bit of a moral victory for Luck to lead a TD drive and only lose by 6…at least everyone would remember the loss for the stupidest fucking special teams play call in the history of the sport.
That Belichick! He can do no wrong.
Until he gets caught.
Uh check his record in Cleveland. Oh I forgot he didn’t have the legendary Boston faithful rooting him on.
You guys realize I’m being sarcastic, right?
Simmons’ Law: Genuine Pats fan douchebaggery is indistinguishable from trolling or sarcasm.
But….I’m not a Pats fan. Far from it, actually.
Yes, I know. The point being that your sarcasm is easily mistaken for something someone might actually say with sincerity.
And I could be wrong, but I doubt most of us here really remember who’s a fan of which team.
Oh, alright then. I get the point.
I was gonna say Indy might pull this off, butt…
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Okay y’all. train ride left me sleepy. Good night and god bless. FUCK YOU UPROXX!!!!!!!!!!
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Marilyn Manson finally went and got himself some real tits?
she’s more my type
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We’re all just staying up to see if they cover.
I’d take a pick 6 to end it.
As bizarre as this may sound The Colts D has played pretty well. Again Andrew enough is enough.
oh if only hed broken everything
He could have EXPLODED Brady
Mutant League Football really needs to come back.
YES!
ROUGHING THE PASSER!!! FLAGS!!!! FLAGS!!!
I honestly was expecting a flag.
(giggle)
Should’ve gone low.
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Did somebody say redhead?
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oh my…
Well, hello there!
Never change Dolts….
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You think Luck is upset now? Just wait until he comes home and finds John Book staying in his house.
I love reading stories where The Colts are lukewarm on signing Luck to an extension. If I was Luck I’d say “Why the fuck should I stay here when you’ve got this shitty ass O-line in front of me.?”
Assassin’s Creed: Dickens
STELLAAAAAAAA!!!!!!
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Why is Samsung acting like a stylus is the greatest invention of all time? The fucking Treo had a stylus and it was a piece of shit.
Who took my palm pilot? GET OFF MY LAWN
Because think of all the new ways this gives 15-year-olds to say “I love you”!
I had one of the original Kyocera smartphones:
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It annoys me that the Clots will host a playoff game.
yeah, but imagine how badly the Jets will beat them
If Pep Hamilton still has a job tomorrow….my God….
I’ve seen the photos he has. Pretty bad.
Hi we’re The Colts, we’ve been fortunate to draft two franchise caliber QB’s 15 years apart. We’ve decided to do all we can to not protect the second one. We think putting cardboard cutouts at the O-line spots is acceptable.
Bill Barnwell did an analysis a few weeks back, since the Luck pick the Colts have spent the 2nd-least in draft assets on OL in the entire NFL
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Well THAT was embarrassing.
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3rd and 7 screen pass?
The Colts really are ass, aren’t they?
O Line is just horrible.
Moar Lily:
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That’s…provocative…
The refs had him dead to Reitz
Coby Fleener. Did you know he went to Stanford and played basketball?
Wait, he didn’t play basketball. No wonder he fucking sucks.
jusssssst a bit of a hold there
Hey Andre Johnson he’s good lets throw to him. Fucking morons.
STELLAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!
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Oh shit!
Here come’s Omar!
But did you know that playing cards with Kenny G gets old pretty fast?
[elevator music]
Reminds me of my dentist’s waiting room.
Kenny G?
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Did you know that playing cards with Kenny McCormick often results in being covered in blood and skull fragments?
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Ok, with the Cubs done making me suffer, I can put my full attention to the Colts fucking up my cover bet.
THIS FUCKIN KENNY ROGERS COMMERCIAL GOT OLD EVEN FASTER
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Colts drive: 3 straight 7 step drops with no safety valve out of the backfield, 2 incompletions, one sack, punt from own 5.
See guys…I can be trusted:
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I feel bad for the poor soul who has to clean up the MNF broadcast booth after the game. Can you imagine the mess Collinsworth must leave in there?
I mean SNF
The MFN booth may be just as bad with all the fluids that Gruden spits out in three plus hours. Add in Tirico and hell you may need a Hazmat suit
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I tell ya!
That’s a couple of tough yords!
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oh hai Lily
I would chain her in my basement.
Think she does Anal?
She’s from Uzbekistan.
She will.
Dirt Jets lead series 2-0.
If they make it to The WS I may have to go on a killing spree. Their fans are too fucking obnoxious & cocky for being a pimple on the ass of society for close to a decade.
I would say that about the rioting Small Bear fans. Commentists not included.
Difference is there were people actually alive the last time The Mets won a World Series. Whenever I hear them or the NY media say “long suffering” I want to vomit.
I can kind of see where you’re coming from with it, but I live in Phillies territory, where unless they are in or a game out of first place, the fans disappear. But when they’re winning? Fuck you’d think these assholes were there for the very first pitch in team history. At least Mets fans are fairly consistent.
GOD BLESS THE DIRT JETS. I may be able to put off Seppuku another few months, at least.
Look at Tom Brady move! He’s like an aging A-Rod!
Such fantastic natural specimens!
I approve this message
This is safe:
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totally safe
I dunno, seems like dangerous curves.
Dem ringolets
Goddamn I love red heads.
That’s one of the Seven Sisters Of Stalin in the background.
There we go. A nice shot of Bulleit 10 year old.
Holy crap.
Cubs down to their last out.
Fuck Andrew Luck. I mean seriously at some point he has to show some balls and take some chances. As for Poop Hamilton get this clown a fucking brain. If i were interviewing him first thing I’d ask is why the fuck do your game plans make no sense.
I wish Borat were around to interview him.