Car @ Sea: I doubt very much that Graham will get going finally against a Panthers D that have allowed only 1 TD and have 3 picks when the TE has been targeted. On the other side, Olsen accounts for just over 30% of the team’s receiving yards, leads the team in targets and is playing against a squad that allows an 81% completion rate to the TE. Lynch is listed as questionable with a hamstring but is expected to play. He’s gonna get battered in what figures to be a very physical game. (aren’t they all?) The Hawks have had some problems closing things out-they’ve allowed almost as many points (48) in the 4th as they have in the other 3 quarters combined (50).
SD @ GB: Any plans to move the Chargers to L.A. will have to be discussed with the Packers. Why? Because with a 9-1 record against San Diego it would seem as though Green Bay owns them. You can count on Rivers throwing a pick today-not because the opposing D is so good (though it is) but because he has done so in ten of the last eleven. The winner of the “Right Time, Right Place” award goes to James Jones. The guy that was cut by the G-men and came back to the fold and leads the team with 394 yards and 5 TD’s. Gordon may be in for a good game-GB has handed 141 yds. to Forte and 159 to Gurley. However, this looks like a done deal for the Pack. Football Outsiders has them ranked as 5th (offense) 4th (defense) and 3rd (overall) best team in the NFL. Add to that the fact that Rodgers is 48-10 at home…well, you do the math.
Bal @ SF: Our third and final battle this week featuring 1-win teams. Yay! If Forsett’s ankle can’t go the Ravens RB situation looks like rook Javorius Allen and 3 undrafted FA’s, one of which (Terrence Magee) has been with the team for three whole weeks! The other two are Akeem Hunt and Raheem Mostert. I’d make the old joke that they couldn’t even get arrested in this town but they have minority status and it is Baltimore. Time to shine, guys. It’s almost like one Raymond Rice is dead to the Ravens. Remember that vaunted Baltimore D?-Carr (351 yds.), Dalton (388) and McCown (457!) certainly didn’t when they played against them earlier in the year. Kaep, you’re next.
SD/GB well on its way to being a slaughterfuck.
Evening all. I take great comfort in knowing there is no way my Cowboys can lose tonight.
Never underestimate the power of bye.
WOOOOO!
/bourbon Cowboy drunknh
Jordy Nelson IS the missing link!
I thought that was Hodor.
WEE WEE!
https://twitter.com/NFLFrance/status/655856023014670338
Those packers throwback pants are dangerously close to flesh coloured (for the gritty players, obviously)
Holy shit. Phil Dawson is a fantasy monster.
[puts hand down pants]
Does he have big breasts?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HMmYIpmL48w
Canadian TV just reminded me that figure-skating season is on the horizon.
How about curling?
Not yet.
/SOON
My parents were competitive curlers before I was born. I get mixed stories about how good/highly ranked they were based on who I talk to. But I grew up in hockey rinks and curling clubs, and I consider picking up curling every year. like 2 hours of not much work and then 5 hours in the curling club bar drinking decent/good beer.
http://i.imgur.com/KN3IDgm.jpg
I do not feel like I would care for Rivers were I to meet him in real life.
“HAVE YOU HEARD THE GOOD NEWS ABOUT OUR LORD AND SAVIOR JESUS CHRIST, YOU HEATHEN COCKWALLET?!”
Et tu Elite, Joe Flacco? Et tu?
It’s like he kinda sucks or somethin
“Of course, I would be thinking wrong”
When have you ever thought right, PHEEL?
Where do I find a six foot oxy?!
I call dibs!
CSI Scranton….. someone stole Grandma Wojehowski’s S&H Greenstamps, will the team be able to solve it?
Fozzy
I don’t care what application; this gif is always appropriate.
My team is 6-0, and they make me get not-exactly happy drunk. WOO?
What’s more ridiculous? Donald Trump being in serious contention for the Republican presidential nomination, or the Broncos being 5-0?
6-0.
https://twitter.com/Bro_Pair/status/655852788283482112
6-0. And still Trump. Only because Republicans I know in my life that I like to argue politics with say they would vote for him in the general election.
The correct answer is the Bengals being 6-0.
http://i.imgur.com/ip67Wpp.jpg
The fun thing about watching Seattle Carolina is I can sit back relax and just root for injuries.
Start Wisconsin RB comes to Green Bay, gets injured.
Never change, San Diego.
If tomsula gets fired he can be ron jeremy’s double.
!
http://36.media.tumblr.com/5bcc0e4a666a727b578936bdd0ceb3f1/tumblr_nvrnqp7qxW1syvjuco1_500.jpg
Goddamn, Tennessee, who gives up 38 points to the Miami Fucking Dolphins…
[checks box score of last time Raiders played the Dolphins]
Uh, never mind.
I’m thinking the under in Sea chickens Panthers.
I FOUND WALDO
Holy Fuck Starks
And with that the 2008 Lions drink a toast of flat club soda from a sippy cup in celebration that their legendary achievement is yet again secured for another year.
Will Joique Bell release a rap song like Mercury Morris?
Ah he’s too busy Joiqing off.
NCIS Racine….. the team investigates a rash of builders using vinyl siding instead of aluminum.
CSI Green Bay, the team gets together to figure out what to do on a Sunday in March.
CSI: Green Bay…Who is that one black guy in Green Bay who isn’t a Packer?
Law & Order, Plattsburgh: a rash of speeders racing to get the hell through town puts our detectives on the trail of a vehicular manslaughter.
Stop trying to make transfarency happen Southwest.
They are so not streets ahead.
Wow, Prater looks positively Janikowskiesque in those tight pants.
What the Lions fuck this up.
Is CBS Sports acting up or did Stafford throw a pass to Megatron for -31 yards?
Acting up. They gave Rodgers -68 on a TD pass.
Please let this end in a tie.
Is CHI-DET over or has RedZone just lost interest in it?
Still happening. Both offenses are being terrible… and Lions just caught a 60 yard pass and the Bears are gonna lose
My CBS/FOX games today were DEN/CLE and CHI/DET
Might want to rethink my football fandom after those.
How did DET not put CHI away?!
Because Lions?
ITS A TIRE FIRE IN DETROIT.
And there is a bad football game going on.
Victory beer!
Do we have more Sierra Nevada on ice?
You’re damn skippy.
Wait – i thought NFL teams were only allowed one helmet?
CBS: “We now bring you to your next shitty game, already in progress.”
There really is no feeling like waiting all day for Sunday Night…to watch your team get curb-stomped…by a group of humorless football automatons.
As a B’more fan, I say this with no compunction…
‘Tis truly a shame that either B’more or SF has to win this game.
So much derp, so little time.
#0and0and1
IF THEY ARE GONNA WEAR THESE STUPID THROWBACK UNIFORMS THEY SHOULD WEAR LEATHER HELMETS TOO
Gentlemen.
Saint Arnold Art Car IPA. Tastes like an undefeated team finally fought off the goddamned Browns.
the horror
the horror
But does it taste like victory?
No, that was Moonglow Weizenbock.
Gentlemen.
Barton’s American Whiskey. Tastes like I spent $10.50 on a 1.75L of whiskey.
So it’s good, then?
I should say it is terrible, but I like it. Both Barton’s and Calvert are really good cheap whiskey. I mean if I had more spending money I would get something better but I like them.
I drink Jameson, so it’s not like I’m a snob about it, but a lot of American whiskeys just don’t taste right to me. I’ve tried Feckin’ which is AWFUL, so I need a good, cheap alternative ($30 a bottle when you can drink one or two a night isn’t exactly economical). I may have to try these.
I am watching the Bears game still, but just had a weird thing show up on my FF score. I had Randall Cobb showing up as a 1 reception, -68 yards. Did some weird play happen or was the guy putting in the stats just drunk?
I saw Aaron with negative passing yards, but also a passing TD. Something strange may have happened.
A thousand comments for the first thread! Very well done, fellas!
That’s great hustle!
So what’s the scam to True Car? That the feedback only comes from dealers?
“Oh yeah! Those Accords are HOT! $75k is a deal!”
The Ashley Madison bots are regular car buyers.
Reminds me of this… forgot who originally posted it.
https://twitter.com/Aerostars4Sale
Now I’ve missed the first TD in the GB game. Fuck off CBS.
Don’t worry, there will be more. Many more.
That fucking noisemaker bullshit in Cleveland.
Fuck you Denver. Fuck you Cleveland. Nobody likes you.
Chargers defense looking just about exactly as I thought they would against GB’s O.
I’ve been Heidi-Gamed away from DEN-CLE OT!!!!!! Fuck your contractual obligations!!!!