Your Late Afternoon Thread

Car @ Sea: I doubt very much that Graham will get going finally against a Panthers D that have allowed only 1 TD and have 3 picks when the TE has been targeted. On the other side, Olsen accounts for just over 30% of the team’s receiving yards, leads the team in targets and is playing against a squad that allows an 81% completion rate to the TE. Lynch is listed as questionable with a hamstring but is expected to play. He’s gonna get battered in what figures to be a very physical game. (aren’t they all?) The Hawks have had some problems closing things out-they’ve allowed almost as many points (48) in the 4th as they have in the other 3 quarters combined (50).

SD @ GB: Any plans to move the Chargers to L.A. will have to be discussed with the Packers. Why? Because with a 9-1 record against San Diego it would seem as though Green Bay owns them. You can count on Rivers throwing a pick today-not because the opposing D is so good (though it is) but because he has done so in ten of the last eleven. The winner of the “Right Time, Right Place” award goes to James Jones. The guy that was cut by the G-men and came back to the fold and leads the team with 394 yards and 5 TD’s. Gordon may be in for a good game-GB has handed 141 yds. to Forte and 159 to Gurley. However, this looks like a done deal for the Pack. Football Outsiders has them ranked as 5th (offense) 4th (defense) and 3rd (overall) best team in the NFL. Add to that the fact that Rodgers is 48-10 at home…well, you do the math.

Bal @ SF: Our third and final battle this week featuring 1-win teams. Yay! If Forsett’s ankle can’t go the Ravens RB situation looks like rook Javorius Allen and 3 undrafted FA’s, one of which (Terrence Magee) has been with the team for three whole weeks! The other two are Akeem Hunt and Raheem Mostert. I’d make the old joke that they couldn’t even get arrested in this town but they have minority status and it is Baltimore. Time to shine, guys. It’s almost like one Raymond Rice is dead to the Ravens. Remember that vaunted Baltimore D?-Carr (351 yds.), Dalton (388) and McCown (457!) certainly didn’t when they played against them earlier in the year. Kaep, you’re next.

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Romonobyl

Evening all. I take great comfort in knowing there is no way my Cowboys can lose tonight.

John Difool

Never underestimate the power of bye.

Spanky Datass

WOOOOO!
/bourbon Cowboy drunknh

Romonobyl

I thought that was Hodor.

fleshwound_NPG
Bortleback

Those packers throwback pants are dangerously close to flesh coloured (for the gritty players, obviously)

Gratliff

Holy shit. Phil Dawson is a fantasy monster.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Brick Meathook

How about curling?

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

My parents were competitive curlers before I was born. I get mixed stories about how good/highly ranked they were based on who I talk to. But I grew up in hockey rinks and curling clubs, and I consider picking up curling every year. like 2 hours of not much work and then 5 hours in the curling club bar drinking decent/good beer.

Brick Meathook
evilbeaver8

I do not feel like I would care for Rivers were I to meet him in real life.

WCS

“HAVE YOU HEARD THE GOOD NEWS ABOUT OUR LORD AND SAVIOR JESUS CHRIST, YOU HEATHEN COCKWALLET?!”

Why Thank You Eddie

Et tu Elite, Joe Flacco? Et tu?

King Hippo

It’s like he kinda sucks or somethin

Lord Joe Don Looney

“Of course, I would be thinking wrong”

When have you ever thought right, PHEEL?

entropy

Where do I find a six foot oxy?!

King Hippo

I call dibs!

John Difool

CSI Scranton….. someone stole Grandma Wojehowski’s S&H Greenstamps, will the team be able to solve it?

Fozzy
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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

I don’t care what application; this gif is always appropriate.

King Hippo

My team is 6-0, and they make me get not-exactly happy drunk. WOO?

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

What’s more ridiculous? Donald Trump being in serious contention for the Republican presidential nomination, or the Broncos being 5-0?

King Hippo

6-0.

fleshwound_NPG
Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

6-0. And still Trump. Only because Republicans I know in my life that I like to argue politics with say they would vote for him in the general election.

Dunstan

The correct answer is the Bengals being 6-0.

Brick Meathook
laserguru

The fun thing about watching Seattle Carolina is I can sit back relax and just root for injuries.

Old School Zero

Start Wisconsin RB comes to Green Bay, gets injured.

Never change, San Diego.

litre_cola

If tomsula gets fired he can be ron jeremy’s double.

entropy

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Goddamn, Tennessee, who gives up 38 points to the Miami Fucking Dolphins…

[checks box score of last time Raiders played the Dolphins]

Uh, never mind.

laserguru

I’m thinking the under in Sea chickens Panthers.

Brick Meathook

I FOUND WALDO

John Difool

Holy Fuck Starks

And with that the 2008 Lions drink a toast of flat club soda from a sippy cup in celebration that their legendary achievement is yet again secured for another year.

litre_cola

Will Joique Bell release a rap song like Mercury Morris?

laserguru

Ah he’s too busy Joiqing off.

John Difool

NCIS Racine….. the team investigates a rash of builders using vinyl siding instead of aluminum.

CSI Green Bay, the team gets together to figure out what to do on a Sunday in March.

evilbeaver8

CSI: Green Bay…Who is that one black guy in Green Bay who isn’t a Packer?

entropy

Law & Order, Plattsburgh: a rash of speeders racing to get the hell through town puts our detectives on the trail of a vehicular manslaughter.

Shogun Marcus

Stop trying to make transfarency happen Southwest.

entropy

They are so not streets ahead.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Wow, Prater looks positively Janikowskiesque in those tight pants.

What the Lions fuck this up.

Redshirt

Is CBS Sports acting up or did Stafford throw a pass to Megatron for -31 yards?

entropy

Acting up. They gave Rodgers -68 on a TD pass.

litre_cola

Please let this end in a tie.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Is CHI-DET over or has RedZone just lost interest in it?

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

Still happening. Both offenses are being terrible… and Lions just caught a 60 yard pass and the Bears are gonna lose

fleshwound_NPG

My CBS/FOX games today were DEN/CLE and CHI/DET

Might want to rethink my football fandom after those.

blaxabbath

How did DET not put CHI away?!

WCS

Because Lions?

litre_cola

ITS A TIRE FIRE IN DETROIT.

And there is a bad football game going on.

laserguru

Victory beer!
Do we have more Sierra Nevada on ice?
You’re damn skippy.

blaxabbath

Wait – i thought NFL teams were only allowed one helmet?

Redshirt

CBS: “We now bring you to your next shitty game, already in progress.”

evilbeaver8

There really is no feeling like waiting all day for Sunday Night…to watch your team get curb-stomped…by a group of humorless football automatons.

theeWeeBabySeamus

As a B’more fan, I say this with no compunction…
‘Tis truly a shame that either B’more or SF has to win this game.

So much derp, so little time.

blaxabbath

#0and0and1

Brick Meathook

IF THEY ARE GONNA WEAR THESE STUPID THROWBACK UNIFORMS THEY SHOULD WEAR LEATHER HELMETS TOO

makeitsnowondem

Gentlemen.

Saint Arnold Art Car IPA. Tastes like an undefeated team finally fought off the goddamned Browns.

Old School Zero

the horror

the horror

Brick Meathook

But does it taste like victory?

makeitsnowondem

No, that was Moonglow Weizenbock.

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

Gentlemen.

Barton’s American Whiskey. Tastes like I spent $10.50 on a 1.75L of whiskey.

entropy

So it’s good, then?

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

I should say it is terrible, but I like it. Both Barton’s and Calvert are really good cheap whiskey. I mean if I had more spending money I would get something better but I like them.

entropy

I drink Jameson, so it’s not like I’m a snob about it, but a lot of American whiskeys just don’t taste right to me. I’ve tried Feckin’ which is AWFUL, so I need a good, cheap alternative ($30 a bottle when you can drink one or two a night isn’t exactly economical). I may have to try these.

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

I am watching the Bears game still, but just had a weird thing show up on my FF score. I had Randall Cobb showing up as a 1 reception, -68 yards. Did some weird play happen or was the guy putting in the stats just drunk?

bourb0nblues

I saw Aaron with negative passing yards, but also a passing TD. Something strange may have happened.

laserguru

That’s great hustle!

blaxabbath

So what’s the scam to True Car? That the feedback only comes from dealers?

“Oh yeah! Those Accords are HOT! $75k is a deal!”

Old School Zero

The Ashley Madison bots are regular car buyers.

bourb0nblues

Reminds me of this… forgot who originally posted it.

https://twitter.com/Aerostars4Sale

Badger

Now I’ve missed the first TD in the GB game. Fuck off CBS.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Don’t worry, there will be more. Many more.

Badger

That fucking noisemaker bullshit in Cleveland.

Badger

Fuck you Denver. Fuck you Cleveland. Nobody likes you.

Old School Zero

Chargers defense looking just about exactly as I thought they would against GB’s O.

Brick Meathook

I’ve been Heidi-Gamed away from DEN-CLE OT!!!!!! Fuck your contractual obligations!!!!

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