Car @ Sea: I doubt very much that Graham will get going finally against a Panthers D that have allowed only 1 TD and have 3 picks when the TE has been targeted. On the other side, Olsen accounts for just over 30% of the team’s receiving yards, leads the team in targets and is playing against a squad that allows an 81% completion rate to the TE. Lynch is listed as questionable with a hamstring but is expected to play. He’s gonna get battered in what figures to be a very physical game. (aren’t they all?) The Hawks have had some problems closing things out-they’ve allowed almost as many points (48) in the 4th as they have in the other 3 quarters combined (50).
SD @ GB: Any plans to move the Chargers to L.A. will have to be discussed with the Packers. Why? Because with a 9-1 record against San Diego it would seem as though Green Bay owns them. You can count on Rivers throwing a pick today-not because the opposing D is so good (though it is) but because he has done so in ten of the last eleven. The winner of the “Right Time, Right Place” award goes to James Jones. The guy that was cut by the G-men and came back to the fold and leads the team with 394 yards and 5 TD’s. Gordon may be in for a good game-GB has handed 141 yds. to Forte and 159 to Gurley. However, this looks like a done deal for the Pack. Football Outsiders has them ranked as 5th (offense) 4th (defense) and 3rd (overall) best team in the NFL. Add to that the fact that Rodgers is 48-10 at home…well, you do the math.
Bal @ SF: Our third and final battle this week featuring 1-win teams. Yay! If Forsett’s ankle can’t go the Ravens RB situation looks like rook Javorius Allen and 3 undrafted FA’s, one of which (Terrence Magee) has been with the team for three whole weeks! The other two are Akeem Hunt and Raheem Mostert. I’d make the old joke that they couldn’t even get arrested in this town but they have minority status and it is Baltimore. Time to shine, guys. It’s almost like one Raymond Rice is dead to the Ravens. Remember that vaunted Baltimore D?-Carr (351 yds.), Dalton (388) and McCown (457!) certainly didn’t when they played against them earlier in the year. Kaep, you’re next.
Thanks O-Dom-a. Even Custer says your defensive schemes suck.
Aaron Rodgers looking as though he doesn’t think this is funny anymore.
He needs to discount double check
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I will accept a tie.
You don’t like Windsor losses?
MOMMMMM…. MCCONAUGHEY’S BEIN’ WEIRD AGAIN!
Jeem doesn’t normally go for the hippety-hop music…but that Will Smith…he just seems like he’s one of the good ones…you know a credit to his kind…of rap musician.
True story: I had to watch football in SD today for a few minutes before I figured out that my wife was trying to record too many things – including a Will Smith movie that she thought I would like.
Wild Wild West?
“Focus”
MTWV: http://rphelper.tumblr.com/post/95818383127/summer-glau-gif-hunt-directory
I might have missed it if it got posted in the pregame but I think Carl’s Stone Cold Lock of the Century of the Week wasn’t posted today.
http://www.adultswim.com/videos/carls-lock/week-6-dolphins-vs-titans/
It was, I do a morning post called “Sunday Morning Appetizers” and I link it there.
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ARE YOU KIDDING ME GREEN BAY? THE RAIDERS GAME IS THE ONE YOU’RE SUPPOSED TO PHONE IN AND INEXPLICABLY LOSE. IT’S TOO SOON!
M-M-M-MONSTER FLOAT
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Sooo…the secondary for the Pack….
Ooh boy, you’d better make sure your baby stays home tonight.
Was listening to the Cardinals fan call in show while making dinner. After about ten minutes, I felt adequately schooled on what overreacting is.
Aaron Rodgers looks amused at the Chargers’ efforts in the same way you’d be amused at your eight year-old nephew’s attempts to cover you during the family’s annual Thanksgiving Day football game.
He could probably knock out any of our secondary with a pass to the face, too.
For Rikki
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I1188GO4p1E
I LIKE WHAT YOU GOT!
Manhattan.
Bacon-wrapped cheddarwurst.
Team did not lose this weekend*.
Life is good.
*team did not play this weekend.
I searched for Summer Glau but google really wanted me to post another Alison Brie pic because this showed up in the results.
Sooooo…just asking for a friend….is nudity verboten here at the new home?
Yes
Yes, and I have crossed the line too many times so I am being good for now
Yup. Not out of moral disapprobation, mind you. We just want to keep the site available at work.
Exactly this. But also no cartoon porn. You…don’t want to go there.
No toon porn?!!!
I QUIT!
Browns game wore me out. Gonna watch Fury Road instead of the late games.
MEDIOCRE
BUT THERE WILL BE FISH THROWING AS THEY GO TO COMMERCIAL IN SEATTLE
So…you’re gonna watch a youtube video of the Michigan team bus heading home after yesterday’s loss?
Don’t bother. Rosebud was his sled.
So shiny, so chrome!
“Keenan Allen is the first player since Danny Amendola with the Rams in 2012 to catch 11 passes in the 1st half.”
Significant milestone!
And a terrible portent.
/takes rest of the day off
-stats guy
Look for Allen to break his collarbone in the 2nd half then.
Please
I’m going to open a brothel and call it “The Crotchery”.
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“What sort of broths will you be serving?”
-Food Network Exec
DAILYSHOWDOWN!
?w=769
“Newton with time…”
[invents Calculus]
NERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRD… good job.
COTW
I mean the nerd’s comment
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I love that show so goddamned much.
Update from Humpland: too many fackin’ Pats fans
Only had to yell at one so far but I am veryyyyy testy rn
Before the Cards game: “Early game? Sweet! Now I’ll have more of an afternoon to enjoy the win and get stuff done.”
After the Cards Loss: “I gotta sit through three extra hours of this depressing ass day?!”
My controller quit working while I was trying to run with Hyde.
Flacco with the rarely seen arm-punt on 1st down
ELITE PUNT
That bearded Chevy guy throwing eggs at people and shredding their phones. Seems like a guy I’d like to hang with.
That is a TD. Not sure it will be called one though.
Bullshit. That was a TD. Just because the best angle was out of focus they didn’t give him it.
Phil is so fucking stupid it makes my head hurt.
IT DOESN’T MATTER HOW LONG THEY WAIT TO CALL THE TIME OUT THEY WILL ONLY GET ONE MORE PLAY BEFORE THE HALF IS OVER IT IS FOURTH FUCKING DOWN YOU DUMB FUCKING FUCK!
Right. Everyone knows you spike the ball on 4th down.
San-Diego-Super-Derpers
If only Battlefront was actually like that. Sigh. Fuck you EA.
All the teams I hate are winning today. Except the Chargers, who are getting the shit kicked out of them by another team I hate, so that’s a push.
h8er
All right. I held off all morning, but the shadows have reached the appropriate spot and it’s now drinkin’ time.
Do you have a beer sundial? I’ve been thinking about getting one myself.
Drew Brees sobbing into a beer somewhere.
I’m probably not gonna comment much more so…boobs, puppies, trigonometry, whatever stretches you out personally.
Drinking heavily
Boobs and puppies are awesome, but trig? Any other math and I am all in but you picked the worst course.
I’m sure we’re due for a DAWWWWWW!
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Alex Smith approves of the San Diego Shotgun-based dump-off offense.
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Progress = not four picks. I haven’t thrown four picks, I’m the new 49rs QB!
Over-qualified…
1K komments for the early games
Barely over 100 now nearing halftime. Yep, the late games blow hairy schlongs.
I care.
-Luke Skywalker
I remember a SNF game on the old site that hit 1000 before half-time. I couldn’t read it because it was going so fast.
Still annoyed the Bears lost so I am paying no attention to the afternoon games even though I am sort of watching the Packers game. Alison Brie for no reason, or something probably happened in some game. Let’s say it is for that.
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I would love to read a Pheeeel Simms transcript with no context to see if I could figure out what the hell is going on.
Just go to Los Angeles al-fucking-ready and let me get on with the rest of my life.
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Dammit Melvin, you’re the only guy on your shit team that I give a fuck about.
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Y’know, when I order Szechuan food, I have an expectation, and that is not sweet with a dash of pepper. That’s a fail, local Asian hole-in-the-wall.
As expected.
Wow, goddamn reply failure.
It works, really.
We ‘muricans like our Asian fare crispy, shiny and in many pastel colors.
Women?