Everywhere you turn around these days it seems like things are going to shit. Whether it’s be-headings abroad or mass shootings here or government officials telling outright lies and not being called on it or hell, not getting that raise you were promised-don’t you think it would be nice to have some semblance of order? I’m not talking law and order, I’m just saying things should occasionally make a little sense. “But scotchnaut”, you interrupted before I was finished my thought-“the world is full of grey areas, there are no absolutes.” Sure, I get that and I’m with you most of the time but it would be nice if things were simpler, just for a bit. I’m not asking for ball-jarring change either. Let’s start off small-say, I don’t know…hmm, what about a Giants victory tonight? A win would separate them from the Eagles, a loss would send the NFC East into a chaotic jumble of two 3-3 teams followed by a 2-3 team. More messiness for you, me and the world to deal with. Embrace Clarity. Go Giants!
NYG @ Phi: Eli has been a whole ‘nutella QB so far this year. He’s got the 10 TD’s with only 2 picks (though he could regress in a heartbeat and add 3 to the total tonight) and due to some very solid play from O-linemen Pugh, Richburg and Schwartz he’s only been sacked 4 times. Red zone-wise the Giants grade out at 29th in the league. (I read that Coughlin calls it the green zone because ‘green means go’ and of course the lawn thing). The three-headed mediocrity of Vereen, Jennings and Williams aren’t doing the running game any favours, Beckham is hamstringed by a leg injury as is Randle plus Kennard and Prince are out. The Eagles have taken 10 of the last 13 from NY but DeMarco does have a putrid 2.7 ypc and Matthews is out. If it falls on Bradford I’ll take my chances.
Lena Headey. NSFW
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My grammy has had 10 neck surgeries and her head is permanently on her right shoulder. She still looks better than Stephnie Weir.
On top of playing just an annoying unlikeable character on Castle, Stephnie Weir looks older that my grandmother who is 35 years older than her. The nose ring to try to make her seem younger had the opposite effect for me
I should just shut up but just grabbed my booze 30 min ago and am going all in on getting wasted before bed. Lena Headey to keep with Martin’s 1 pic theme of GoT.
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Did you click on the link?
I did now. Awesome.
Sophie Turner has great legs — http://gfycat.com/SleepyMaleGordonsetter
I could have watched this game but instead I went up to Boston and saw the Old 97’s tear through a concert.
Judging from the comments I made…(whips off sunglasses)…the right call!!!!
YYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
Coming back to post another Alison Brie pic. Absolutely no reason to do it but fuck it, just finished Gotham and Castle is gonna take a few min to download and I feel no urgency to watch Blindspot or Minority Report which are already downloaded.
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Like 5 minutes into Castle. I should have chose one of the other shows. The least funny MadTV cast member is the guest star and is making this unwatchable
Physics.
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Ah, the ol’ hatchet to the balls trick. Gets ’em every time.
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Vacuum, actually.
Who locked up your mom in a tank car?
Well, I guess I should be off.
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*beat
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YOU CAN’T JUDGE ME!
Had to go bake a cake. What did I miss?
The Sadness Factory has an annex in Philly.
You made a cake, everyone else made turnovers.
That’s a perfect Commentist of the Week if we actually had such a thing.
Just perfect.
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It’s over …
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That was a very tone deaf Toyota ad.
Mike Tirico doesn’t know what a shutout is.
This is what 5+ years of sharing a booth with THIS GUY will do.
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I’ve never been so discouraged after a 20 point win. Which makes me wonder how Giants fans feel.
Welp. That was…something
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It’s over? It’s over! We made it! Guys, we SURVIVED!
Wow.
That was something.
I refuse to believe an Eagles fan knows what joy is.
Joy is connecting on a battery toss from the 300 level.
“The only true despair is to know joy and be denied it.”
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No kitty, but you can see a nipslip and most of her butthole if you look around online.
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Anyone but the Flyers.
Spoken like a true Penguins fan.
Damn you Tirico for making me agree with a Penguins fan.
Bored
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This was just not a very well played football game.
But entertaining!
The worst thing about that penalty is that it’s going to wipe out an Ereck Flowers reception.
Do you like fishsticks?
What am I, a gay fish?
Which, like, yes, but
THESE TEAMS, I CALL THEM HOT TAEKS BECAUSE NO OFFENSE IS INTENDED
Damn that’s good
Someone might have a quote on the banner!
Niiiiiiiiiiiceeeeee
I feel like this game has Illegally touched us all.
And like many illegal touchers, this game will simply be reassigned to a new location. In this case, Arizona next week.
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Mmmmmmmm. Sacrilicious.
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Okay, I’ve got a very technical football question: Why are the Eagles winning?
God is punishing us.
Because of things. You know, stuff.
I guess someone has to.
– Donovan McNabb
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THESE GUYS I CALL THEM PR GUYS BECAUSE OF ALL THE PROLAPSED RECTUMS
62.4 to 59.7. Sam Bradford clearly the superior QB in this fucktastrophe.
Hey everyone, what’s going on in this gaaoooddammit.
By any reasonable measure, Elisha should have 7-10 picks tonight.
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Millennials are soft because they weren’t exposed to fiction like this.
I don’t think I’m tired, I think the derp has spread to my brain and is slowly shutting down the elements of my conscious brain.
That disease took over the entire city of Cleveland in 1960, and still rages to this day.
My dad turned off the game. Sure, it was most likely because he wanted to watch something else and my tv uses a wireless box that watches whatever is on in his room, but I’d like to think he also didn’t want me to subject myself to any more of that shitshow of a game.
Jenna Coleman gif just because
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Your father is doing the Lord’s work.
Just play Ecstasy of Gold, you dimwit fucks.
I just want to say one more thing about fantasy football: I am a victim of Colin Kaepernick scoring more than zero points.
Out of Tootsie Pops:
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Now THAT is a most beautiful lady. People don;t talk enough about teh Parker Posey.
The world is a cruel place.
Seriously, if she ever said hello to me and shook my hand…I’d die instantly. Immensely talented, too.
Well, she’s not a skinny blonde with giant tits.
She’s too old.
That’s the real answer, and it’s fucking disgusting.
I found an illegal feed for this game :
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Electric football QB>Bradford/Manning
I think that guy just signaled for the Eagles to fuck the Giants in the ass.
Bradford is terrible, but I’m almost terrified to admit that I think this D may be legit.
Except when they’re not.
The D is definitely legit. There’s simply no other way a team with this kind of offense can be 3-3.
I drafted Peyton Manning and Sam Bradford this year, and these two quarterbacks are on track to make several defenses apiece, including their own, better.
They didn’t do great at stopping the offensive juggernaut that is Kirk Cousins.
Sorry for not following up on this earlier, OSZ: I usually post Beer Barrel on Saturday morning or early afternoon, because I can rarely spend enough time with an individual beer before Friday evening to write a proper review. Cuntler used to do it Thursday or Friday. So, like, whenever you’re comfortable with? It doesn’t matter.
How will Sam Bradford punt to the Giants this possession?
How is Sproles back in this game? Someone’s derelict.
The Eagles beat the Giants. The Giants beat the [*Redacted] s. The [*Redacted] s beat the Eagles.
Ladies and Gentlemen,
THE CIRCLE OF DERP
Or Circlederp..
The transitive property and the NFC East will lead one to very disturbing conclusions indeed.
I am pretty sure Steve Spurrier was the second shooter on the grassy knoll. The pieces fit.
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WHERE THE SLAVE WOMEN AT, AMIRITE BRO??
I don;t find AT&T Lily attractive. COME AT ME, BRO
You’re dead to me
Great! Now I only have to compete with the other 3,499,999,999 men on the planet!
I’m glad you’ve come to terms with your homosexuality. Be proud!
I don’t understand how women can possibly be attracted to us at all. Men are just the worst, there is nothing appealing about the male body whatsoever.
She’s okay, but she’s no Flo.
I know the best eye doctors in the world, bro.
I’ll hook you up.
And I’m usually REALLY into Eastern European ladyfolk, too. Katarina Witt, mein Gott.
She’s Central Asian, not Eastern European.
I get lost in the line of demarcation within the former Soviet bloc. I just know inferior potassium!
To each their own, man.
Somebody yesterday called Brittney Daniel a man.
As my teenagers would say, that cray-cray
I like her twin sister.
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HI LILY CALL ME
She’ll call you to invite you to our wedding.
CANT SPELL DERPOCALYPSE WITHOUT OCALYPSE