So this is how we’re punished for waking up squirrelly to watch lousy (yet entertaining) football played on a different continent? Fine.
Oak @ SD: Raiders are 2-3 with a 2 point loss to the stinking Bears as the only outlier on their sked as far as expected wins and losses. They’ve got the young troika in place (Carr, Cooper and Murray) to make things happen but the odds are against them in this long-dysfunctional franchise. The Chargers are #1 in total yards per game but only 15th in scoring. Lots of empty yards gained between the 20’s? Gordon doesn’t have a TD yet and won’t get one today (he’s out) but that has more to do with Derlaygo playing from behind a fair bit.
Dal @ NYG: Somebody on the internet told me that the last not-Romo to start and win a Cowboys game was Stephen Magee back in ’10. That can’t be right, can it? I’d look it up but I’m too damn busy writing these previews. Do you know how long it takes to look up one or two factlets and rev up the glib machine? Which Giants team will show for role call today? Will it be the shit-kickers that spanked the Slurs? How ’bout the squad that was dis-emboweled by the Eagles? Perhaps the silly squad that squeaked by the lousy 9’ers will shout “Here, Sir!” One never knows-I guess that’s why I watch every week…
DEEEEERRRRRRRRPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP
Don’t break Witten!
Phone is dying at the bar. See you degenerates for the late game
It’s a good thing I do statistics for a living. Trying to figure out rankings in the NFC East is no job for amateurs.
Every time I think of the NFC East, I’m reminded of the Feynman quote, “there’s plenty of room at the bottom.”
I always think, “Dallas is in the East, while Carolina, Tampa, NO, Atlanta, Chicago, GB, Detroit, Minnesota, and St Louis are not.”
“Punt? What’s a punt?” – Raiders fans today
Raiders first punt of the game comes deep in the third quarter, what is this sorcery?
This is indeed a disturbing universe.
That’s usually the result of wholesale turnovers.
Love me some Giants D TD’s!
Other question: despite owning Amari Cooper and Michael Crabtree in a couple of my leagues, I really haven’t watched much of the Raiders this year.
Are they… actually good?
If so, how many fans have died from celebrating so far?
They’re pretty legit.
Yeas! Dominiquerodgerscromara…was his mom a professional Scrabble player or something?
I know Giants Cowboys is the better game, but i’m oddly attracted to the Bolts being bludgeoned
Something I thought I would never, ever say again:
The Raiders are in position to run up the score.
Phillip K. Dick’s…..THE MAN IN THE HIGH PICK-SIX CASSEL
13 points for PICK SIX WOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Love my money league D/ST scoring system
Get well soon Tony, please.
The derp is a pendulum, it swings both ways.
Arian Foster tore his ACL? Sending up my..oh. Get better soon big guy
achilles, I thought. Either way, he’s pretty well and fucked.
Is OSZ gon drank?
Nah. I’m gonna mainline krokodil into my eyeballs so I don’t have to watch this anymore.
Oddly enough, this is also what the majority of celebrating Raider fans will do in joy.
I’m going with paint thinner. With any luck, it’ll make me go blind.
Fuck you and your anti-red-meat stories, Fox 5. I’m gonna eat my fucking steak and ignore that constricting noise coming from my chest.
Okay, I used up all my motivation putting on a shirt. There was none left for pants. Back to the robe and ordering beer it is.
A shirt? I KNEW you were a 1 %’er!
If Erin Andrews interviewed Greg Hardy I would be mildly interested.
PLEAZ let Carr keep a-throwin’
To Cooper
JDR seems like he might like rubbing it in and playing to the crowd.
It’s fitting Buck would call Aikman ‘Dr. 8 Ball’ since he looks like he could snort an 8 ball up each nostril in one go .
So just got home from my college homecoming. I drank enough to blind a small creature, and am continuing to do so now, only instead of public mischief, I’m now just sitting on my ass in my basement.
My question is, as functional alcoholism goes, which is more preferable: the former, or the latter?
Laserface is going to get benched today, isn’t he?
Meanwhile, a much, much hated fackin New Englander is on the brink of winning NASCAR’s top championship, while The South is about to go 0-for-21st Century (and 0-for-since Earnhardt died).
Left turn…
Left turn…
Left turn…
Left turn…
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WOO!!!!! SUCK IT, WORLD!!!!
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Good news is that Carr is my money league bye week fill-in QB. Bad news is I swapped in Snead for Crabtree because I’m a moe-ron. Ugggghhhh
Damn Indy almost came back.
The Raiders are not bad.
This komment was made in 2015.
“komment”?
We done flushed out a spy! Get ‘im!
old habits die hard
NOTCOOPERDOWN
The 20-team league entry where my WRs are Megatron, Cooper, and Diggs…unsurprisingly having a nice day.
NAWT my money league damn it.
Will the Chargers make me happy with a third long FG?
No. The Chargers aren’t in the business of making anyone happy today, except Raider fans.
Raiders…winning???
I know. I’m scared too
I’m pretty sure they all know what happened there Tony
I’ll really be glad when someone finally punches Witten’s clock and I say that with nothing but envy and respect.
Many have tried, all have failed.
http://i.imgur.com/7SIsgC0.jpg
If Mike Nolan isn’t interim San Diego head coach tomorrow morning, then Dean Spanos just doesn’t give a shit and is probably kicked back in Carson already.
I kind of picture him having the Indians’ owner from Major League’s attitude right now: lose enough games to lower attendance so he move seems somewhat organic.
That makes a ton of sense.
Someone on the Chargers needs to step up and be Pedro Cerano and tell Jobu to fuck off.
Not today :
Okay…I’m slowly moving towards getting dressed and going out…
Sad no Beckham circus catch there.
Pants? PANTS!!!!!!!
First rule of DFO. No pants
I’m going with the slightly lazier and less horrible skirt option.
“Women getting dressed causes stress for guys with eyes.”
-Ogden Nash
Horsefeathers!!!!
Great, now I miss Otto
Crap it’s going back.
Troy may at least to make an attempt not to blatantly be a Cowboys homer, but Joe sure doesn’t.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
YYYEEEEEE FUKKKIIINNNN HAWWWWWWW!!!!!!
Coughlin means a lot of things to a lot of people. To me he means running on first down no matter what because onions on belts was a fashion at one time.
Tom Coughlin uses only the finest herbs and spices inside his plague mask
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Goodbye San Diego, hello Los Angeles!
After watching this game, L.A. may reject the Chargers from moving up there.
I’m not sure if I would want them to or not.
This Amari Cooper kid might have something figured out.
WOW. Imagine all the cumstains on R-T-D’s train coming back to L.A. tonight!
McFadden as goalline back?