GB @ Den: This is the sort of prime time game that we all want to see. Let’s do this!
Your “Battle Of The Not-Losers” Sunday Night Thread
GB @ Den: This is the sort of prime time game that we all want to see. Let’s do this!
In terms of collective garbage, who leads the pack? ABC, CBS, NBC, or FOX?
I feel like it should be CBS. Mostly because, while i don’t know what is on ABC, I actively do NOT want to watch what I see CBS advertise.
BUT SUPERGIRL IS AMERICA’S NUMBER ONE SHOW. YOU DON’T WANT TO FEEL LEFT OUT OF AMERICA DO YOU?
Dead horse, but I’m soooo glad I didn’t bother watching the second half of DAL/SEA. Lawn maintenance was far more productive. I’m sure you all enjoyed the loss, but remember this:
ROMOBYL DENIED!!!! (for now)
How did ATL lose to TB? Are these guys in fucking free-fall or what?
Three-year tasting of Sierra Nevada Celebration going down right now. Fresh, year-old, and two-year old. One of my favorite fall rituals.
Have I missed an interview with Rodgers yet where they backdoor ask him if he is better than Manning?
I’m impressed you used “backdoor” and “Rodgers” in the same sentence without devolving into juvenile antics.
Also, disappointed in same.
Wrapping up last night in Savannah. It’s raining.
Good thing our AirBnB has NBC!
Hi, we’re the Packers Defense.
HI WE PACKA FENSE TOO!
…every damn week with these guys.
Very diverse crowd.
Some fat white people, and some REALLY fat white people!
These aren’t that great. I never did get around to taking goods ones.
You should tuck the the tie into your pants.
Too bad you don’t have a few identical siblings to go as your clones.
Ohhh, Krieger-san, heeheeheeheee
Needs more…
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Excellent work. You would fit right in at Fort Kickass
Huzzah, an actual offensive TD drive!
It’s still possible!
Wait, you don’t have to kick field goals in the redzone???
/Seahawks fan
hey, this is virgin territory for us Donks fans too
So THIS is what good football looks like.
Well this is better.
This is way better.
Holy fuck, a successful PeyPey bootleg!
The privacy issues have in no way stopped me from telling my phone to play music at random.
I do enjoy that we are now in the era where children who were named after O’Neal are playing professional sports.
Bit rapey on that tackle
Lacy really is a big dude. It’s pretty spectacular when he flips like that.
Manningbot, ready and reporting for duty, sir !
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Hey, for the NYC commentists, can I take an uber from LGA, or do I need to cab it?
I would be pretty entertained if this ended in a tie
Would gladly take that outcome.
If PeyPey can finally throw some damn touchdowns, then…nope, I can’t do it. Fuck the Packers.
I think it is gonna end up being a shootout, Packers offense is too good and it’s defense is only considered good because the offense wins the game every week
its* it would be hidden forever in 2 minutes, I couldn’t live with it.
BEGIN THE PUNTENING!
Shitty punt. Annoyed Hippo.
WOO, PeyPey is all better
That ball actually looked ok
Go Packers
Three pitches, and it’s already 1-0 Dirt Jets.
Wow. Dom Capers vs. Wade Phillips. Can they simultaneously have their defenses collapse?
Can I just say how utterly disappointed I am with the crowd at our favorite watering hole last night? Wifey and I went as Pam Poovey and Dr. Krieger, and no one got it. In fact, everyone we asked said they have never heard of Archer.
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Giving up on society is definitely the way to go.
Ditch that dive and scope out the action at the cool kids’ hangout, Daddy-O.
Seriously? How can you be unaware of Archer?
I picture one of you into hobo shock fighting and the other into tentacle porn.
I have visions of dolphin puppets, bear claws and smoke bombs…
Your barmates suck, and we would all like to see a pic of the costumes in action.
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Well they are just terrible people. Love your costume choices
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“Can I keep it?”
That’s incredibly embarrassing.
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Those boys are rocking a lot of makeup for very little camera time over all. Collinsworth looks like a baseball glove when he winces.
Is that a suit jacket or a shawl he’s wearing?
Well, really glad I flew to Chicago for that bed-shitting of a game. Back on a plane now.
Are we not men?
We are DEVO.
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If nothing else…sure beats next week’s Iggles/Cowboys stinkbomb
Donks going to lose tonight, beer on the ready,….OK more than ready.
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Is there any better tasting cereal than Cinnamon Life? It’s just the perfect ratio of sugar to empty calories.
Always been a captain crunch man. The welts on the roof of your mouth lets you know you earned that sugar rush.
Flacco thinks that Cheerios are the best tasting cereal. None of that excessive sugar.
Btw, evening gents (looking for Dok and Covalent) and ladies.
Evening all. Is this going to be a good game?
/trying to be positive over here, I need 23 points from fat Lacy and that ain’t happenin.
I think it will be reasonably close, and intense (but not artful or high scoring).
It *should* be, but, naturally, it will blow goats. I have proof.
I need about 99 points out of Sanders to have a shot. (My opponent had Brees)
My opponent basically started no RBs, but had:
Brees
Julio
Pats D
Jewkah
So yeah…totes boned.
My opponent sat Breesus in lieu of THE BEN.
HARF HARF HARF
What’s funny is that my opponent started someone who put up a 0 (John Brown) and he’s *still* gonna beat by by about 80.
I sure hope so. Harvey is throwing tonight.
Oh, you mean the American footie. I think the cheese curds will be very happy but the oyster eaters will be quite upset.
So I’m at my dive bar, about to go home. This dude and chick come in, sit next to me. She starts giving him the lowdown on how much of “a cheating piece of shit” his wife… and her sister… is. He’s clueless. She references an obviously familiar incident from 2 years ago. He’s now blindsided.
And now the rest of her family – mother, father, brother, and a different sister – are now here because they’re all Broncos fans. No sign of the wife/sister in question.
This poor poor man. He’s…………. devastated
Now the healing can begin.
Etiquette dictates the sister blows him at her place when they leave the bar. It’s the Christian thing to do.
I’m making basmati rice and boy does it smell great. When it’s done, I’ll mix it with black beans and then top it off with the secret ingredient: Hungarian sausage sliced into medallions and pan-fried. Oh yeah.
I’m subscribing to your foodie instagram
Fucking awesome Anthem before the based ball game
Fuckin Tony Bennett.
Are you ready for some defense and FIELD GOALS??
Fast kickin’, low scorin’, and ties? You bet!
So how was that big batch of chili I made Friday night? Well, I’m out of chili.
Oh man. It just got cool enough to think about making chili. Recipe?
I just used this one (http://dadcooksdinner.com/2013/01/slow-cooker-texas-red-chili.html/), and substituted a full bottle of chocolate stout for the four ounces of amber ale recommended.
YMMV, but I recommend using ground buffalo. Just give it a try sometime. Takes the spices well, but nice and lean and easier on the old man stomach. Less belch-y, too.
Saddest news of the day by far
Some people make chicken salad with walnuts and grapes, like every other chump. Other people experiment with brined olives, diced fennel, grated carrot, and a pinch of curry.
I will never understand the concept of olives as an edible substance.
I will never understand your face!
I make my chicken with chicken with a little chicken mixed in. What is this salad thing you speak of?
“That’s it, then. I’m hanging myself and Wal-mart’s paying for it.” – Tom Coughlin
What if I want actually shingles , Terry? So I can sit in a boat drunk off my ass and tell old scar stories late at night to my friends when I’m old as fuck like Quint from Jaws?
plus you get Vicodin!
Leaving Trenton, home in an hour.
It’s always good to leave Trenton. At least you weren’t in Camden.
hey guys
sup
i picked a five gallon bucket full of pears off my tree today might make wine from them
I fucking despise the fake candid discussion bumper. I’m fairly certain Tony Dungy would stab the shit out of him given half a chance.
So A-Aron throws all over Denver like Shane Falco while RoboPeyPey breaks down like Yule Brenner.
Moose, snow, Hippo: Hold me, I’m scared
That’s ok, we survived those Super Bowls in the 80s, we can get through this. With the help and insults of our dear community.
Oh we’re over here. Ok. Well, I ate a bunch of seafood today. It was awesome and buttery.
This game scares me almost as much as that fucking screamer at the end of Rikki’s story.