Phi @ Dal: Philly is trying to catch the Giants and Dallas is trying to catch the Slurs and folks at NFL head office are trying to forget that this is a prime time marquee game. Cassel is trying to prove that the Pats, Chiefs, Vikes and Bills were all wrong about him. At 33 I think he’s just about to come into his own. So many others have done the same thing at the same age. Remember that guy? And what about that dude that played for that team back in the [mumbles]? So I say “go for it, fella that’ll be out of the league next year!”
OHHHHH that shoulda been a pick.
– stagehand, the night that Jimmy Page first tried using a violin bow on his guitar
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More like Josh Muff, amirite?
FFS
This is all Terrence William’s fault.
Greg Hardy barely has enough energy to hit a bitch!
Yea, but he’s 290 so he could still fall on a bitch.
I know 99.9 of you want a Dallas loss (I think even Zymm), but a win now could possibly set the stage for some hardcore Romobyl when it really matters. So for tonight, GO COWBOYS!!!! Right?
Eh. Dez and Matthews can’t score. Other than that…DANCE FOR MY AMUSEMENT PUPPETS
Your hope is adorable.
french fried onions, how do they work?
Onion rings cut in half.
They don’t work. They just suck off the government teat. That’s what Uncle Phil has been saying for years.
I could use a pass or two to Ertz.
Run to set up the pass? THAT WILL NEVER WORK
Don’t tell me what I can’t do!
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There are few things more disorienting than getting drunk for the 1:00 game, passing out, then waking up sorta sober for the nightcap.
YOU ARE GOING FOR THE GUSTO
A few things that are more disorienting:
Drinking a cocktail made by Darren Sharper.
Being Wes Welker.
NFL Sundays: A marathon, not a sprint.
I’ve never been drunk before. Being an Eagles fan makes me regret it 16 weeks a year.
Are you drunk now?
Okay, that mouthpiece is goddamned awesome. How much do you think the NFL is going to fine him for wearing it?
T-Will is not Dez.
OK, people…. baby sister visit was due, largely to asking me to look into New Boyfriend. Baby Sister is 11 years younger than me, new BF is 3 years OLDER than me. Would YOU be OK with that?
Opinions are needed and welcome.
Is your sister in her thirties? Then she should be able to make her own call.
In her twenties? Unless there are any obvious warning signs, no reason to intervene.
Younger than twenty? You can relax; I’ve actually heard that Mark Sanchez is a really good guy.
She is 29. He was at our older brother’s wedding, when she was 8. I find that creepy in the extreme.
But, he’s not TERRIBLE, and considering I have been in worse positions, I’m tempted to let this play out. I just want opinions.
The knowing her when she was a child part is a codicil to my usual “who cares” attitude. I also find that creepy.
That’s kind of a creepy backstory.
Thank FUCK I am not alone there! Our older brother is not as bothered as I am, but we are very different people. Me? I don’t like this shit.
Yeah, but she’s 29 now. It’s not like he waited until the day she turned 18 and pounced.
If that had happened, I doubt I’d even be free right now.
Younger sisters exist to make you frustrated at how stupid younger sisters can be when it comes to men. I
The big problem is that Baby Sister is an awesome, awesome person. Both of my sisters exist to remind me I am lucky for the family I have, and that our mother was an amazing woman who raised amazing children, but damn if they don’t fail to understand their own worth and that men are horrific creatures.
As long as you can put him in a headlock to establish dominance, I’m okay with it.
To be honest, I’m a big bastard and there aren’t a lot of people I *can’t* put in a headlock.
My younger sister is married to a dude like 16 years older than her (10 older than me). Didn’t bother me at all, but I’m weird.
I don’t know how old you are, or how old your sister is. However, what you’re saying is a 14 year age difference. And….that’s large. Unless you’re in retirement territory, that’s large. I just tried to picture myself with someone 14 years older and 14 years younger and I wasn’t happy with either. At the same time….if they’re happy, I wouldn’t judge. I know everyone else isn’t me. But yeah, awkward for you no matter what.
That’s sort of the problem… last time I didn’t judge who a sister was with, that asshole hit my other sister and she promptly told the police if anything happened to him, *I* did it to him. That put me in a bad position.
I want them both happy, but with decent, upstanding sorts who never, ever have to deal with me. I’m drunk and more honest than I should be right now.
Back to dumb shit.
I miss 4 o’clock-I was really drunk back then.
hehehe I am still REALLY drunk. Come back to Marlboro Country.
Remember that?
When Brady’s knee got shredded in the first game?
Good times.
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Pepperidge Farm remembers.
Parmesan.
Why is CasselVANIA picture tugging his collar? Does he suck because his jersey no fit?
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Chipthulu the Cruel: More suffering of Eagles fans to placate me! Have Sanchez act as the punter.
He’s like Pizza The Hutt personified.
Al Michaels, NASCAR fan. Winner is….(production guys….)
Hmm, NBC, maybe running a promo for something called “50 Shades of Blue” isn’t a good idea on a night you’ll be discussing the Greg Hardy story, no?
I would let Lily break 4 federal and 7 local ordinances with me. I live on the edge.
My tolerance for her lawbreaking would be unlimited.
I would violate the Geneva Convention and several acts of the Federation for 10 minutes with her willing body. Do your worst.
That looks TERRIBLE
I hate Chris Hemsworth. I’ll be rooting for the whale.
I dunno who that is, but still GO WHALE
Blondie McJawMuscles, the main character.
Go fishy mammal.
DICKY MOE FTW
I have ice cubes. I have gin. I have a modicum of sense which says I should probably stop drinking. FUCK THE COWBOYS.
WOOOOOOO WELCOME TO MY REALITY!!!
If you were currently in the room with me, I would propose that we spin around as fast as possible until we fell down. It would be fun.
Not really. I have the feeling I’m a MUCH bigger person than you, and physics demands one of us spin faster than the other.
I really like you Zymm, but I hope you’re wrong on an epic level.
I appreciate your fandom. I don’t dislike you. But. FUCK THE COWBOYS.
SEE?! This is why I love it at this random virtual bar…. we can disagree all day but no one pulls knives or calls the police.
When The Wiz first came out my Nana took my sister and I to see it.
She walked us out in 15 minutes.
To this day that remains the only movie I’ve ever walked out of.
Holy shit, you mean you’re older than me?
Ask me about the Dust Bowl.
Did you start that before or after you stole the yellow bar??
Holy shit. Impromptu visit from Baby Sister followed by unplanned 45 minute nap on couch results in 7 pt Dallas lead?! What the fuck?
Welcome to SNF. FUCK THE COWBOYS.
I hate both of these teams. On the plus side, I am drunk as fuck with a power nap in me. LET’S GO YOUTUBE!!
Hey you know who just might be interested in liveblogging The Wiz? R. Kelly, that’s who.
Thanks, I’ll be here all week.
A throwback, but still funny.
What Eagle was on the medical cart?
Riley Cooper.
Black guy did it…
So…I heard that the Cowboys aren’t that great without Tony Romo? Comments?
Water is wet?
THEY’RE SAVING HIM FOR THE PLAYOFFS
It’s like ham without the meat.
Jesus Christ can we just get this game moving?!?
serious, same goddamn rule every week
South Park marathon on Comedy Central.
Reggie Bush is doing his part to move the Rams back to his (hometown) LA
Hopefully, Reggie will soon be the owner of the Rams.
Sorry I’m late, life called. I made a killer batch of Spanish Chicken and the wife broke out a bottle of her reserve Merlot (still haven’t found her hiding place). Good food, good wine, I hope a good game. I can’t complain.
I tend to let life go straight to voicemail.
Slot Corner sounds like a place Martha Ford would go whenever she visits Las Vegas.
Where did you find naughty pics of Rivers’ wife?
Phillip Rivers’ wife had twins?
Great minds
What’s that Greg Hardy?
I can’t hear you.
Talk louder.
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Am I a Dallas fan? Yes. Greg Hardy…ah, no thank you.
AIM FOR THEIR SEAN LEE! THAT’S THEIR WEAK SPOT!
We’re live blogging the Wiz yes?
There will be no survivors.
I’m proud to say I have never seen any rendition of “The Wiz”.
Congrats! You’re not on the Trestman list.
Cheese Wiz?
That’s the good shit.
All I know is it won’t take shit from Greg Hardy
Russel Wilson is so white, he could play on the Patriots and the fan base would cheer for him…
Man butt say what?
Peekaboo!
Methinks Dok is in a crack mood. You gents know what to do.
Oh just mother fuck this fucking ad.
Which one?
#TwoDouchebagsSellingBose
Relax, I’m back. Let me guess, nobody else here is rooting for Ameri…I mean, the Dallas Cowboys?
I’m rooting for Dez to score a billion fantasy points.
I’m rooting for Dallas, I’m rooting for Cowboys…. just not combined.
This game is going to end 7-0
This game is going to end with me going to bed shortly.
For fantasy purposes, WOO!
Chip: Have Eagles fans misery been enough to fuel my ascension into greater daemonhood?
Eagles Peon: Yes my lord.
Chip: Great gods of chaos, I transform into something greater, behold I am Chiptulu
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GAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
For the love of God…why???
That’s a George Lucas-esque neck pouch.
I’ve never felt so healthy.
His cholesterol count is into the quintuple digits by now.
Why is my comment awaiting moderation? I’m Brick Meathook, dammit, of the Maryland Metahooks!!!
Are those the self-referential Hooks?
“Metahook” was our former name before my great-grandfather was hanged for horse thievery.
I’m not sure if your joking or serious.
OR AM I????
approved! sorry, I am slow on the uptake when double vicuprofen high. Stupid Broncos, losing 1 game in 2 months, totes unacceptable smgdh
I hope they come back from commercial with a bunch of fights on the field and cops in riot gear.
Someone check Carr for PEDs.
For all y’all complaining :
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Better, yes?
I’m straight (my Internet search history confirms that).
Still, DAMN!
I’m not really sure what my internet search history says about me. I’m not ashamed of it though!
Post it or GTFO
Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Zach Ertz!
Zach Ertz who?
I shaved with a blade for the first time, so my Zach Ertz!
http://www.reactiongifs.us/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/boo_this_man_half_baked.gif
And you can have it all, my empire of Ertz….