It’s not very often that a Canuck politician gets some positive media spittle beyond the 49th parallel but it happened last week when Prime Rib Minister-Elect Trudeau, when asked why his cabinet was evenly split between genders responded with, “Because it’s 2015”. Asked for comment, Tiffany Rivers responded with, “HUUUUUNNNGGGGAAAAAA-I’M PUSHING AS HARD AS I CAN!”
Chi @ SD: Let’s be honest, this is about fantasy points and hanging out on-line with guys/gals that make us giggle. By the way, Clare joins Gunner, Sarah, Rebecca, Grace, Halle, Caroline and Peter in their combined attempts at wrecking a certain woman’s birth canal.
Rivers approves of that float. Will attempt to top it next drive.
just NAWT Bennett
Welp…
Catler utterly disregards the last time he threw that same pass, is shocked the outcome was positive.
idk… being shocked would mean he cared about the outcome.
I’m just pissed Cutler didn’t throw that one to Antonio Gates instead.
I think Jeffery was angry he caught the ball.
Never gonna get Connor Cook with those kinds of catches.
Will there be a surge in sales of Cutler jerseys so people have something to burn this week?
I suspect a surplus has been stored for a night just like this.
Jon Gruden is the Jay Gruden of announcing.
HERM YA BIG DUMMY
The Packers weren’t around in the 1880s.
Aaron Rodgers was disappointed in those 1880s throwbacks because he had heard they were celebrating the Gay Nineties.
Coming this holiday season, Daniel Radcliffe in a horrendous wig.
Why, did someone hack his phone?
Ha!
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This new, buddy comedy take on Frankenstein really pisses me off.
I kind of wish it was Vector Frankenstein and it was math oriented.
I cosine your opinion.
While I’d watch that, I think that movies based on that novel should be banned until someone in Hollywood actually fucking READS the source material.
Or line-graphics intensive.
Come on now, don’t go off on some obtuse tangent.
Bad decisions: Just one more thing Jay Cutler isn’t immune to.
Jesus, does Alshon want out of Chicago?
He wants a new quarterback…
Dancing Rivers gif? Come on Internet, don’t let me down!
I MUST HAVE THIS
Complete with straw hat and suspenders if anybody is worth anything.
Josh Scobee has been spotted
Some quality Laserfacing there.
WOW that was a shitty throw.
Cutler nonchalantly expresses his complete lack of give a shit for the outcome of that play.
Blame it on the non-concussion.
Oh, Catler.
If I were the kind of douchebag to jot “game over” in a notebook, this would be an apt time to do so
Why, did someone punt from the 50?
Clearly the Chargers are not going to be able to out-turnover the Bears on this night.
This would bother me more if I weren’t already drunk,
Did a Nigerian prince scam the Bears out of their ability to play offense?
I think the creepiest thing about Boltman is this….
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His sun glasses go into his head. He is like one of those Cenobites from Hellraiser.
Jesus Christ!
CATLERCEPTIONTD!
Never change Jay.
Welp, gonna go fold some laundry.
Is that a euphemism?
Ho boy
Fuck
In high school, Phillip Rivers was voted Mostly Likely to Resemble a Teapot Shooting Steam.
Rivers face!
Glad I started that fumbling unknown in Sill’s insanity league.
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Catch?
Well, he only took seven steps, stiffarmed a player, then stopped to chat with a coach on the sideline, so they’ll take a very close look.
Geez, TV, make up your mind. First you show me this game, now you’re showing me a Betty Ford Centers commercial, Do you want me to drink or not?
Breaking news! Police are reporting that a man has been spotted trying to break into homes in the San Diego area. If you see this man, do not approach him…you will be raped.
Who the fuck thought that mascot was a good idea? It’s the stuff nightmares are made of.
“What motivates chargers superfan?”
The cries of anguish and the twisted, wretched souls of his victims, obviously.
YOUR ELECTRIC FENCE WILL NOT STOP HIM!!!
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Any Oddball reference is a good reference.
Just drinking some wine, having some bread.
No, Jon, Ray Lewis is the guy who makes beautiful right-handed stabs.
Alston Jeffrey is fully committed to the Bears getting a high draft pick.
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Do I really look like this?
Yes Peyton you really do
Except less neck mobility
*pulls up chair*
Just finished dinner. What have I missed?
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Gould shank, Bears defense not showing up for the first drive, Cutler blamed for a fumble from a free rusher on his blind side, Chargers receiver broke his arm. I think that’s it.
Hey, buddy. You should drink.
The last time I saw a holy man go after bears like this, I was watching a preacher yell at chubby gay men outside of the Manhole lounge.
Join me at the gloryhole. If you can’t see the other guy, it ain’t gay.
I want to pitch a Marmalarde-Catler Odd Couple reboot.
“No one was crossing.”
“Huh? What? FUCK YOU! I’m always crossing in Jesus’s name, cockwallet!”
I would love to watch the rest of the game with you.* However I’ve got a stupid HR issue to deal with tomorrow.
*a complete lie-can’t believe you fell for it
Listening to the “Four Days in November” part of Reclaiming Hostory on audiobook. Holy crap, it’s gripping.
(Football-related dick joke)
Jay Cutler getting examined in the locker room for a concussion *breaks out flashlight to examine pupils*
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