It’s not very often that a Canuck politician gets some positive media spittle beyond the 49th parallel but it happened last week when Prime Rib Minister-Elect Trudeau, when asked why his cabinet was evenly split between genders responded with, “Because it’s 2015”. Asked for comment, Tiffany Rivers responded with, “HUUUUUNNNGGGGAAAAAA-I’M PUSHING AS HARD AS I CAN!”
Chi @ SD: Let’s be honest, this is about fantasy points and hanging out on-line with guys/gals that make us giggle. By the way, Clare joins Gunner, Sarah, Rebecca, Grace, Halle, Caroline and Peter in their combined attempts at wrecking a certain woman’s birth canal.
MOAR like Robbie scrap copper Bubbles strips and sells for Heroin money amirite??
DONGGGGG
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Are you fucking kidding me Gould?
Another case of Scobees.
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Loogit that pussy bounce.
Catler really has some float in his passes tonight.
Laserface is in his head once again. Just like the Denver days.
In search of…ONE thin Bears fan in the stadium…
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In honor of the Welkah comeback:
“…but Tony couldn’t fly…Tony died.”
I was “26 Reds and a Bottle of Wine” in FF one year
NEVER RAT ON BIKERS
BOLTMAN WILL DO HORRIBLE THINGS TO THESE KIDS UNLESS BOLTMAN GETS HIS STADIUM!
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Someone needs to photoshop that sign so it says “Lives”.
On the back of that sign is a message pleading for help.
If there are 3 safeties, does he say that if they don’t dance, well then they’re no friends of his?
I CALL THIS GAME THE WAR OF ATTRITION BECAUSE AFTER A SHIT TON OF INURIES AND A LOT OF WASTED MONEY, NO ONE REALLY WON.
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Not a ton of variety in curling exploitation picture poses.
Control the clock, keep Bennett off the fucking field.
That wasn’t a slow-motion replay of Catler running off the field; he just has so little give a shit left he runs that way all the time.
Either that or someone turned on an electric can opener in the locker room.
lol Wes Welker lives on
Do we have an O/U on how many games he stays healthy for?
I say he tears a ligament (any ligament, you decide) drinking a celebratory beer immediately following he notification he has passed the physical.
-17
I heard a rumor that he concussed himself signing the contract.
No love for the DuPont sisters?
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Not working for me tonight I guess.
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any sport played in skirts is top 5 for me.
Plus, they sold a nude calendar to raise money just to go to Vancouver. Shows great initiative.
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The sport of curling just keeps getting weirder and weirder.
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I have an M.D. from Harvard, I am board certified in cardio-thoracic medicine and trauma surgery, I have been awarded citations from seven different medical boards in New England, and I am never, ever sick at sea. So I ask you; when someone goes into that chapel and they fall on their knees and they pray that their wife doesn’t miscarry or that their daughter doesn’t bleed to death or that their mother doesn’t suffer acute neural trama from postoperative shock, who do you think they’re praying to? Now, go ahead and read your rulebook, Dennis, and you go to your church, and, with any luck, you might win the annual raffle, but if you’re looking for Beergh, he was in operating room number two on November 17, and he doesn’t like to be second guessed. You ask me if I have a Beergh complex. Let me tell you something: I am Beergh.
I stayed at a Holiday Inn.
I can’t even HEAR Berman fellate Mularkey’s “1-0 record” and I want to smash my TV.
I think I speak for everyone when I state that we would all prefer BOLTMAN doing the halftime highlights.
I just kinda hear Duffman’s voice in my head, but with more references to Cthulhu and terrified children screaming in the background.
I will not give up.
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Unlike Sweden, apparently.
Please don’t. It appears I will now need to begin watching curling.
Chick on the left would be a great match for Cutler.
Wow, I really want to… curl.
It’s so cute when the Bears try to play football, it’s almost like watching little cubs play in the wild. I can almost hear David Attenborough speak softly about the hierarchy within the troop of playful cubs.
I’m concerned this won’t even keep me awake until Fallout.
Mute your TV and listen.
That’s the sound of seven billion people not giving a shit.
These Chargers are such a MASH unit that I expect to see Hawkeye Pierce playing Wide Receiver after halftime.
Aaaand mute.
He got almost two full sentences in at my house. Still shaking.
What are the odds Gruden isn’t a huge Trump supporter
“THE ROUGHING THE PASSER HAS ENRAGE BOLTMAN! BOLTMAN LOSING CONTROL OF ESSENCE! BOLTMAN RAGE!!!”
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Can’t wait to see that in my nightmares.
These are amazing.
That looked like the right call to me. don’t know what the fuck youre talking about John
I almost would rather be watching Jay Cutler have a staring contest with Jim Caldwell
I know I would prefer that.
Cutler would make a fantastic spokesman for PTSD.
Hugh Hefner thinks that was too soft.
BECAUSE THEIR COACH IS JOHN FOX YOU IDIOTS
Floooooooat time.
Jesus god Jenkins, that made as much sense as a soup sandwich
LEEEEEEEROOOOOY JEEEEEEEENKINNNNNS !!!!
Mmmm….soup sandwich…
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Just like the Chargers drew up..
Yes, this game does look just like the Chargers threw up.
Holy fuckballs
What the hell does bullfighting have to do with vacuuming?
Damn, that one hit Woodhead right in the lunchpail.
I wonder how much self-flagellation Rivers requires his teammates to perform when they displease him.
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inter-net is just too much for me today apparently
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I see you Eve Muirhead, and raise you an entire Team Homan:
Reminder, the bears defense is still awful
Ah, the old Swiss cheese defense approach.
Woodhead? More like Blockhead, am I right?
Gritty drop
More like WoodHANDS. Amirite?
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