It’s not very often that a Canuck politician gets some positive media spittle beyond the 49th parallel but it happened last week when Prime Rib Minister-Elect Trudeau, when asked why his cabinet was evenly split between genders responded with, “Because it’s 2015”. Asked for comment, Tiffany Rivers responded with, “HUUUUUNNNGGGGAAAAAA-I’M PUSHING AS HARD AS I CAN!”
Chi @ SD: Let’s be honest, this is about fantasy points and hanging out on-line with guys/gals that make us giggle. By the way, Clare joins Gunner, Sarah, Rebecca, Grace, Halle, Caroline and Peter in their combined attempts at wrecking a certain woman’s birth canal.
Herr Blucher was downfield?
(Horses neigh in background)
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BLUCHER!!!!
Looks like Woodhead’s also really into Fallout.
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Celebration rules can get fucked.
Serious. The goddamned play clock still runs, does it not? HOW is the game delayed?
Because the game was delayed while we called the penalty for delay of game. Duh.
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Must post more pictures to push the bear on bear action off hte page.
This is horrible. I need to spread the horror.
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH MY EYES
Things like this are why aliens stay the fuck away.
Rush week at pizzeria uno sure has changed.
Oh Columbus.
Not sure I can get any harder.
http://www.bunksandwiches.com/bunkbaratthewonder/
Stupid cut+paste did not work.
Will Stevie blame god for that? Will Rivers defend his god? Find out next!
“Rivers finds Johnson”…… he’s gonna need to go to confession and clutch some beads
That was the slowest run downfield followed by three defenders’ absolute refusal to tackle Gates.
Can’t stop. Maybe curling rinks are just exceptionally well lit?
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Or maybe since it’s a relatively calm sport, they all have a lot of makeup on? Can’t tell, but I would feel a little cheated if that were the case.
Philip Rivers: “Jesus loves you.”
Me: “OH MY GOD REALLY?! TELL ME EVERYTHING HE SAID!”
“When do you think he’ll text me?”
Jesus loves you, but he’s not IN love with you.
It’s so sad…. he literally JUST told me he loved me, and then he died for my sins. I’m crushed.
That doesn’t mean you can’t still fool around a little.
It’s never a good sign when your love interest moves back in with his parents.
Look, I didn’t want to tell you this, but… I saw him the other day with Ben Carson:
http://www.theguardian.com/us-news/gallery/2015/nov/07/ben-carson-house-homage-to-himself-in-pictures#img-4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p_6GYfSea5Y
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WHEN I DIE AND GO TO HEAVEN I WILL BE IN A SANDWICH OF LINDA CARTER, STELLA STEVENS, AND JILL ST. JOHN. ALL OF US STILL ALIVE SO THIS MAY TAKE AWHILE.
I think Jacksonville could play in San Diego and more of their fans would show up at this point…
It honestly reminds me of when the Oilers left Houston.
There’d likely be more Charger fans there if the team ownership wasn’t telling us to go fuck ourselves every other day.
Wait what…you think that is unique to the San Diego area?!?
JOHN FOX LOOKED AT JOHNNY UNITAS’ ASS
IGNORING IT WON’T MAKE IT GO AWAY
stomp stomp clap?
I feel like Joe Montana’s pass on “The Catch” was the inspiration for every pass Philip Rivers has ever thrown.
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“The Persian cat need not bathe to make itself white. Neither need you do anything but be yourself.”
– Lao Tzu “Tao Te Cutler”
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THE PIECES FIT!!!!
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blatant illegal motion
Kept Bennett out, I shall allow it.
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Cleverly placed Squirt.
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Cleverly placed Squirt
“That’s how I’ve always done it” — Philip Rivers
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noooooooooooooooo
NAWT another stupid TE pass
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It has been a while since I’ve seen that; thank you.
This is awesomely beautiful. Poetic even.
Do you know that guy? Is he teh future Herr Doktor?
I would marry the pole.
Possibly last one, I need to take a closer look at the rest of the Eve Muirfield pictures.
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Someone said Paraguay?!?
ah, WC RiveBrog memories
The most difficult thing for those 33 men was surviving only using English.
PUT THREE GODDAMNED GUYS ON MUTHAFUCKIN BENNETT
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Oh my!
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I wonder how long it is until Pagano actually starts calling plays to defend against the screen passes.
Probably another two games.
This would be a fun cider buzz if not for that fucking Bennett TD. Nervy as hell.
LANGFORD HAS BEEN PLAYING BALL ALL GAME
Yeah, methinks they have a thing with these Sparty backs.
Hot Bears chicks…a bit harder to find…must be the weather in Chicago…the best I can find so far…
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“He put in my butt!”
We all know that look, even you guys commenting from prison.
Is it psychopathic or sociopathic if I can’t tell if theyre happy crying or sad crying?
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Man I love XKCD.
Flag for taunting there in the 4th frame.
Luke McCown demonstrating that in addition to not understanding football, he has no grasp on disaster recovery plans either.
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If Phillip Rivers was actually a river which one would he be?
The River of Self Righteousness.
He’d be the Ganges. Supposedly holy, but really full of shit.
NC State on NC State violence ,, smgdh
ANOTHER 3 AND OUT?!? BOLTMAN WILL DESTROY THE SUN!!!
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DAMMIT DONALD
ALREADY USED, ALMOST THREE SECONDS AGO.
Among the Chargers’ contingency plans: Rivers gets raptured in the middle of a drive.
SOOOOMEBODY GON GET A RUSTY DICK.
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Donald Brown with a run of more than 2 yards?
Alright…who put acid in my beer?
Goddamnit, Donald!!
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Spintrii, ancient tokens used to enter Roman brothels.
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BTW, you guessed correctly on the place RTD and I went to.
THIS KICK I CALL IT CAPRICORN ONE ‘CAUSE IT RUINED ANOTHER GOULD’S CAREER