It’s not very often that a Canuck politician gets some positive media spittle beyond the 49th parallel but it happened last week when Prime Rib Minister-Elect Trudeau, when asked why his cabinet was evenly split between genders responded with, “Because it’s 2015”. Asked for comment, Tiffany Rivers responded with, “HUUUUUNNNGGGGAAAAAA-I’M PUSHING AS HARD AS I CAN!”
Chi @ SD: Let’s be honest, this is about fantasy points and hanging out on-line with guys/gals that make us giggle. By the way, Clare joins Gunner, Sarah, Rebecca, Grace, Halle, Caroline and Peter in their combined attempts at wrecking a certain woman’s birth canal.
Isn’t that how Houston got hurt?
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Pussy on pussy crime.
Levy’s aight.
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It’s not actually written anywhere that someone HAS to win. The Donovan McNabb Exception probably applies here.
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I’m lovin’ it.
intriguing
Dear Bears defense….you still have to play until the end of the game…
Why would they start doing that now?
Apparently they have been lulling us all into a false sense of ineptness.
The Fridge just caught Rivers’ pass.
FRIENDS, if the Bears lose this game I am going to become a professional Joggler I swear to god
Don’t do it! You’re a young man!
its not a typo either im not saying juggler, or even juggalo, WORSE
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Catler got great focus
My gf has long dark hair, a huge rack, and a cat. And she hasn’t texted tonight. Before this, I thought she was being considerate and leaving me alone to watch the game. But now I’m concerned.
Is her couch blue?
No, it’s shaved…sorry, just realized you said couch, thought you said…never mind.
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How the fuck you doing boys? Don’t have much time these days to comment (which is probably a good thing for everyone), but this is why I can’t quit 4th Quarter Jay!
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“Leno’s in the way” the Conan O’Brien story.
QUARTERBACK SNEAK:
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oh fuck no, I does not need OT and MOAR Bennett checkdown bullshit
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THE OVERTIME GODS DEMAND SACRIFICE
I haven’t seen a Bear one hand something that hot since the last time I was in the Tenderloin.
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“Neither have I.” — Aaron Rodgers
Hot damn.
Cutler showing animation? The fuck is going on here.
“Another of the devil’s tricks.” — Marmalard
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YAY!!!!! NAWT BEnnett
HOLY FUCK BALLS THAT WAS A CRAY-CRAY CATCH!!!
I don’t have enough booze for this shit.
So I’m finally tuning in- this looks like…not a train wreck.
Have I missed derptastication?
Yes.
Yes.
You’ve missed most of the Chargers getting hurt.
Also a grown man grinding on a bear.
Remember, Dan Quinn says you can totes play for 3 here.
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Personal Foul. Helmet to helmet contact. 15 yards. First down.
Same team…notice the markings…no penalty.
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The grain on that door, real wood or pressed?
as real as that faux granite top
Do you respect wood?
About as real as the granite-like counter her tuffet is on.
One more. and Moose’s* to correct my last post
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Helping with the bear-on-bear detritus removal:
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I am so stoked for that movie…which is funny because until I saw the trailer for it, I thought it was going to be terrible.
I’m pretty fired up for it myself, but a lot of that has to do with Harley here and the utterly batshit team they’ve assembled… I could do without Will Smiff and Jared Leto (his Joker isn’t as bad as I’d feared, but the tats are stupid), but the other characters they picked for the team are relatively unknown and could make for a truly crazy movie.
I’m willing to give Leto a shot and I dig they are going in a different direction with the Joker.
Hell remember the fucking shitstorm that came out when Ledger was announced as the Joker? That’s what I love about this round’s controversy cause its the same stupid shit arguments. Fucking comic book fans are the worst.
To move Mooses pics further down
We can pause here for a while.
One day I’m gonna go find Kristen Bell and ask her why the fuck did she pick Dax Sheppard?
You’re just gonna provoke the moose…
Chargers may need a supplemental draft after this week just to be able to field a team after the bye.
Keep your eyes open for OSZ, he is not in RiveBrog.
/goddamned Bennett
I feel bad for Michael Jordan that his father died before he could ever teach him how to get a stew goin’.
Chargers just dont want to play for Lazer Face anymore
BECAUSE THEY DO NOT BELIEVE IN THE HOLINESS OF OUR LORD AND SAVIOR, KING LASERFACE
That’s ok. Rivers will just breed his own teammates.
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All hail the Hypnocat!
NO BENNETT. NEIN!!
Stop it with your early christmas ads Don Draper!
OBLIGATORY!!!!!!!!!!
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Is it dwarfist if I say he kind of looks like Peter Dinklage?
You son of a bitch.
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You bastard.
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I enjoy that more than is Christian ,, smgdh
would you stop
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Zymm, my God… look what you’ve done….
These reactions; totes worth it.
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One hard-on, coming right up…
Tirico explaining that a player can spin the football after the play but not spike it just caused me to punch my apartment wall.
I mean its so FUCKING STUPID AND ARBITRARY!!!
Again…the play clock runs EITHER FUCKING WAY. Who goddamned cares?
If they still want to be humorless dicks, have a rule where if the ball touches a player on the opposing team, then its a penalty.
That way you can encourage guys from taunting I guess.
I mean its really stupid when you see Steve Smith spin the fucking ball up into the goddamn upper deck, but if the ball is dropped point first, its a delay of game.
Call me crazy but I think the team with the injury depleted wr corp led by a veteran TE and QB prone to making mistakes who has to rely on handing off or tossing the ball to a committee of RB’s just might win despite their Defense playing like crap.
Wait…which one are you….OH I SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE!!!
Alot of those mistakes end up as Rivers children.
God never makes a mistake
Happy accidents.
Even the platypus has comedy value!
And theys good eatin!
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Ah, shit. It’s “car in the driveway with a bow on it” season again on TV?
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Sadly yes. It makes me want to punch things
Jay Cutler can’t hold his liquor.
I wish they’d stop taking my completely unneeded points off the board.
Fucking 47%, amirite??
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