It’s not very often that a Canuck politician gets some positive media spittle beyond the 49th parallel but it happened last week when Prime Rib Minister-Elect Trudeau, when asked why his cabinet was evenly split between genders responded with, “Because it’s 2015”. Asked for comment, Tiffany Rivers responded with, “HUUUUUNNNGGGGAAAAAA-I’M PUSHING AS HARD AS I CAN!”
Chi @ SD: Let’s be honest, this is about fantasy points and hanging out on-line with guys/gals that make us giggle. By the way, Clare joins Gunner, Sarah, Rebecca, Grace, Halle, Caroline and Peter in their combined attempts at wrecking a certain woman’s birth canal.
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Does she have to go through the concussion protocol?
Oh, yeah, you bet. Sorry, wasn’t paying attention.
40th anniversary
I love love love this song, and am generally a huge fan of maritime disaster tunes (Procul Harum’s “Wreck of the Hesperus” is just a lot of fun for a song about a mad captain and a deadly sea). So happy you posted.
My old man always warned, if you join the Navy, you won’t go to the Great Lakes. It always terrified me. I enlisted in the Air Force.
/Fascinated by maritime and flying; gets motion sickness VERY easily. Great combination.
Don’t forget this little ditty.
https://youtu.be/2AmrIydnXIs
I would like to do a Boltman comic for a real post, instead of being stuck in this commenting ghetto, like some kind of ANIMAL. Who do I needs to talk to about that?
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KNEEL BEFORE BOLTMAN
THERE IS NO BOLTMAN, ONLY BEERGH!
At least it’s not a shirtless fat guy reposted.
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I think I’ll try to find Doktor Zymm’s neighborhood.
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Pretty sure it’s this one.
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I just spent the last hour finding the exact pole that guy ran into on Google street view. Kinda disappointed it’s not actually in my neighborhood.
https://www.google.com/maps/@42.0025265,-87.8157437,3a,75y,231.31h,77.31t/data=!3m6!1e1!3m4!1svsbry6zKB-FqRsObCtBJcA!2e0!7i13312!8i6656!6m1!1e1?hl=en
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Damn, wrong gif.
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BOLTMAN DEMANDS A SACRIFICE!
PLACE YOUR FIRSTBORN CHILD IN YOUR MAILBOX!
IF THEY’RE TOO OLD, CUT THEM INTO PIECES!
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Ray Lewis wearing a suit that looks like a cutting board…. in other words, Ray Lewis wearing camo.
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Jay to Marmalard during the post-game handshake:
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The video that’s from is one of my favorite things ever.
I let my class out early tonight, despite it being one of my favorite topics to discuss, in order to watch this game.
I’m glad the Bears didn’t make me regret my decision.
In other news, the dean of student life came to my class to tell me the problem child exhausted his appeals and his sanction (expulsion and banning from campus) had been upheld. It’s been amazing how much material I can cover when I’m not constantly being interrupted by a kid who would be better served in a different environment.
This is a bath Jay can really support.
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BOLTMAN HAS TO CALL IT A NIGHT! AS A CONDITION OF BOLTMAN’S PROBATION, BOLTMAN MUST BE BACK AT THE HALFWAY HOUSE BEFORE 10PM. BOLTMAN ALSO HAS TO PASS A DRUG TEST SO BOLTMAN WILL BE SHOTGUNNING WATER FOR THE REST OF THE EVENING!
BOLTMAN REALLY WISHES HE HAD NOT ACCIDENTALLY DONE THAT PCP! OR MURDER-RAPED THAT BUSLOAD OF KIDS! AND ESPECIALLY WISHES HE HAD NOT LEFT THAT ONE ALIVE THAT TESTIFIED AGAINST BOLTMAN!
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I like simple pleasures, like butter in my ass, lollipops in my mouth. That’s just me. That’s just something that I enjoy.
Interesting non-use of quote marks……
Why the fuck isn’t it Fallout o’clock yet?
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There should be a Super Bowl of the two last place teams in the NFL called “The Bowl Of What’s Sup”
Grinder club?!?!
-Aaron Rogers.
You fucking pussies.
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LANGFORD WAS AWESOME
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Jesus, please strike down my enemies, my coaching staff, my GM, and Norv Turner, Amen.
That shot needs no words, and Jay Cutler needs no shots.
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Never seen a person smugly frown with self-righteous indignation before Rivers
I don’t know why I’m happy about this victory…just means the Bears are this much closer to missing the playoffs (yet again) while not positioning themselves to draft an impact player.
Trust me, you don;t want to be the assholes stuck with Jared Goff.
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she seems like, REAL smart
YES PHILLIP GOD LOVES JAY CUTLER MORE THAN YOU
Did….did we just see River’s O-face?
2015 Chicago Bears: Making Progress
Jay & Kristen at home:
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MOAR FLOATS THAN A DAIRY QUEEN
Than a Stillwater sidewalk!!
Oof.
What makes three-man rushes so difficult is that usually you don’t have enough offensive linemen to block them.
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Chargers fans be like
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I don’t think there’s been a single weekend this season where both Arkansas and the Chargers have won.
The football gods hate me for some reason.
In the defense of the football gods…how the fuck do you end up with that match?!?
Spent my first 15 years in Arkansas and most of my last 21 in San Diego.
Damn…that makes perfect logical sense.
SO FLOAT
Somebody should check out Rivers his head looks more swollen than usual right now.
So how many small animals will Boltman torture to death tonight, I mean more than usual.
THERE WERE NO SURVIVORS! AND DO HUMAN CHILDREN COUNT AS SMALL ANIMALS?!?
Holy FUCKBALLS Chargers O-Line
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Rare Rivers boyhood photo.
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Houston doing his “tear my ACL” dance. I held my breath.
I was dead certain Houston was going to injure himself on the celebration again