Hou @ Cin: Coach O’Brien of the Texans admitted to his team that benching Hoyer after the first game of the season was a mistake. If only more “leaders of men” were so forthcoming. At 3-5 Houston (who?) is a half-game out of first and one game removed from last in the AFC Harrison Bergeron Division. One guy that ain’t care about any of this “This team sucks!” or “Who’s the QB this week?” business is WR Hopkins and his 870 yards and 6 TD’s. What I want to know is-where is his sideline tantrum? Where is the mid-week DUI? When does he bang a porn star and prove it on Instagram? I’m not sure if I can regard the fella as a superstar until he steps up to the plate and starts acting like one. Kudos to all you fantasy bums that grabbed TE Eifert off the waiver wire. Aren’t you the smartest bunny rabbits in the briar patch! The Bengals are 8-0 for the first time ever and 9 straight looks like a slam dunk. And yet this game has all the sex appeal of the corpse of Bea Arthur performing a ‘naughty’ burlesque number. Go figure-because the NFL hasn’t bothered to.
Geez if only someone saw this happening
“Mark my words, coming off the bye I can see the Texans be a trap game against the Bengals.”
https://www.doorfliesopen.com/index.php/2015/11/03/at-the-bye-review-houston-meh/
Now with Saints shitting the bed and the Jets looking like the Jets and the Colts having bad Luck…. Prepare for a Houston Texan playoff bound team.
And still no one will care about them.
Betting slip or GTFO
Does a DraftKings screen shot count as gambling?
Ok. If insomnia is gonna run my Tuesday morning, then I’m going to spend this time watching tonight’s Fargo, catch everybody later today.
Wait don’t leave . is that show good? Good cast but looks shitty. Emmy noms mean shit.
God damn it, response ended up in the wrong spot. See below your Deadpool comment for my take on Fargo.
Short form: it’s a great show and you should be watching it.
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I love the idea of an insanely powered superhero just whaling away at some unseen enemy with machine gun. It’s delightfully mad.
Superman with a gun still sucks.
Unless they made a Deadpool. I retract my statement if they made an R rated Deadpool show
Just the movie, and that looks like it’s gonna be all kinds of fun.
I watched the trailer/preview years ago. Looking forward to a Ryan Reynolds movie for once. Also saved it and show it to everyone who cares because actually good Deadpool
Dude, Fargo is awesome. First season was great and this season has really cranked things up a notch. The show runner manages to get a Coen Bros feel on TV, the directing is top notch, and the music is phenomenal.
I highly recommend Fargo.
I napped through the game. It was Jags/Titans. Catching up on Heroes Reborn . Holy shit does it have some just SHITTY plot lines based on nothing, still watch it for the potentially interesting ones.
It keeps piling on the shitty plot lines. Hard to watch. It was weird the first 2 eps but not just fucking stupid.
SPOILERS FOLLOW. You have been warned.
That show is terrible. I had some initial hope for it, but they have wasted any good will they generated by neutering Hiro and then basically saying after episode 8, “Hey, remember everything you’ve seen so far? NONE OF IT FUCKING MATTERS BECAUSE WE RESET THE TIMELINE!”
The plot line with British Psycho Wife and Fire Dentist is terrible, not least of which due to us being asked to but that 1, they know how to successfully track down any Evo they want and murder them, and 2, no one notices, cares, or even tries to stop them.
I’m fine with being asked to suspend disbelief for a show that lives within its own rules, but Heroes Reborn most certainly does not do that. Powers develop whenever it’s convenient to the plot, those powers don’t behave consistently (Tommy never once took another Evo’s power at one of those meetings he attended, even by accident?), and we’re following arguably the least interesting character (Noah) for the main plot, which also makes no damn sense.
I like you.
And I still haven’t figured out the villains. Knows the world is gonna die in sun flare. Does everything she can to stop it to have steal powers for a year?
have/steal*
She’s a fucking moron. She has Hiro, who can do damn near anything, and rather than go say, 30,000 years in the past, and use THAT time, when you know the planet is habitable, to develop the tech necessary to save the fucking world, they go 8000 years in the future, after everything is fucked and do what, live in a desert? Retarded.
Based on how quickly the original Heroes hit the shit spiral, you seem more surprised than I’d assume.
I thought they could do better the second time.
So did I, but it’s a fuckin NBC show and I should have realized they weren’t going to do shit to improve on a product they probably thought was great the last time they dropped this turd on the world.
Man this show makes me irrationally angry.
I was hoping that they’d learned SOMETHING in the interval between cancellation and reboot. Plus, effects have gotten way better and cheaper, and STILL they suck on this show.
No evil Spock going around killing everyone for no reason, so improvement. ::pays attention to the show for 1 second::: Nevermind
Ugh that was both the smartest and dumbest thing about the Heroes 1.0: Sylar being set up as Bizarro Peter, even though they fucked that up by having them fight ONCE before inexplicably depowering (and de-fanging Sylar) immediately.
But then, they never showed how Sylar used those brain bits he sliced out… Did he eat them? Just look at someone’s brain and see how their powers work? This is a lazy show with lazy writers.
Japanese Women’s Erotic Bus Wrestling Champion.
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This is hilarious.
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Did the director ask these actresses, “give a thumbs up as though you had never moved your arms before?”
JJ Watt is the latest in the Cliche-bot series.
Cliche-bot Mega-inspiration series?
“Bro do you even proverb?”
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Hipster porn.
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What the?
Supposed to be a different GIF!
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Help us, Obi-Wan-Camobi, you’re our only hope
I don’t get it, why did the Bengals forfeit during their extra bye week?
They completely misunderstood that “JJ Watt in the woods with a goddamn axe” commercial.
SHUT UP STEAKHEAD
0 TDs 1 pick and <9 yards per completion
New year, new hair, same old sorry-ass Dalton
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I JUDGE PLAYERS SOLEY ON THE FANTASY NUMBERS IN ANY GIVEN GAME!!!
or solely
The guy spent the whole night throwing checkdowns that were sniffed out by the Texans. THE FUCKING TEXANS!
It’s almost like they had a good game plan or something. Almost like they pay the other side too, whoa!
If Crennel can outsmart them, then Wade Phillips is gonna destroy them.
SOOOOOOOOOO much difference, sure.
I…I just can’t like JJ Watts nose. I’m sorry.
But you’re totes cool with everything else?
Totes.
Thank you all for making this less painful.
Mike just said “The Houston Texans are a first place team” without vomiting.
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Well…hahahahahahahahahaha!!!!
“LOOK UPON MY SPIDER TOOL, YE MIGHTY, AND DESPAIR!!!”